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Merry Christmas William
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Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:03:48 PM PST
even though you don't even post here ANymore.
Posted by: DONT DO IT Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 689
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:04:57 PM PST
DDI & Tyler sittin' in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G... first comes love... then comes marriage... then comes another midget in a baby carriage!
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 4064
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:06:43 PM PST
fuck that. I just said merry christmas to the little elf. geeeeee....it's a busy season for him up at the north pole helping santa. ( real reason why he is not posting)
Posted by: DONT DO IT Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 689
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:07:41 PM PST
I always wondered why he had pointed ears and wore green slippers!
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 4064
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:09:39 PM PST
I always wondered why he disappeared off this message board 2nd week of December every year.
Posted by: DONT DO IT Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 689
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:13:55 PM PST
Let's look at the facts:

1) Pointed ears
2) Green slippers
3) Leaves board around second week in December
4) 4'11" tall
5) Lives in North Pole
6) Plays with wooden sticks for a living
7) Once did a drum track for a song titled "Lemon Water"

...either this man is one of SANTA'S CHRISTMAS ELVES or he is really from San Francisco!
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 4064
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:20:46 PM PST
I dunno. his penis is big enuff that I think he may have escaped from a traveling freak show.
Posted by: DONT DO IT Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 689
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:24:22 PM PST
I wouldn't know. I traditionally don't go around tasting things like that.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 4064
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:25:35 PM PST
that's not what you just told me on IM.
Posted by: DONT DO IT Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 689
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:29:09 PM PST
Oh, I am sorry, I thought I was typing to Jodie Sweetin.

It is not very nice to talk about what we were talking about on IM since no one else can read it, so I have included the line below:

"broadways: HOLY SHIT JODIE!! THAT IS THE BIGGEST SHE-COCK I HAVE EVER SEEN!! I DON'T NORMALLY GO AFTER HERMAPHRODITES, BUT I REALLY WANNA TASTE THAT MONSTER!!"
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 4064
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:30:26 PM PST
hahahahaha
Posted by: DONT DO IT Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 689
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:37:15 PM PST
Bert and Ernie sittin in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Bert and Ernie sittin in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
Rubber ducks and sodomy, oh yeah!
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 590
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:38:17 PM PST
was that suppose to be funny? or have you had too much rum and eggnog..
eewww fuck eggnog is gross.
Posted by: DONT DO IT Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 689
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:39:45 PM PST
Actually, it is a real song, by a real band...imagine that
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 590
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:41:17 PM PST
Oh silly me....
Posted by: DONT DO IT Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 689
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:42:31 PM PST
Seriously though, they're great.
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 590
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:47:49 PM PST
is it by the sickoS? they are gay enough to put something like that out.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 4064
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:52:57 PM PST
No, ...the band is bickley, they were on fearless records, but I think they broke up or whatever.
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 590
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 09:53:56 PM PST
You might like them...so watch what you say, I guess.
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 590
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 11:00:55 PM PST
"You might like them...so watch what you say" - diecowdie

Yeah, I got burned on that once before. I talked shit about faggots who post on this board and it turns out that I like men. Go figure?!
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 4064
Tuesday, December 24th 2002 @ 11:42:00 PM PST
oooh come on we all know ddi is the narsty trannie.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 60 Replies posted: 3661
Wednesday, December 25th 2002 @ 03:48:41 PM PST
Hey, thenks. Merry fucking Christmas to you too, ddi. I guess to you two as well, broadways and stacey, even though you didn't say it to me.... but hey it's nice to be done with my toy building bullshit...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 4167
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