| Thursday, December 19th 2002 @ 11:52:11 PM PST |
| I wanna gouge out your eyes with a spork. |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Thursday, December 19th 2002 @ 11:55:19 PM PST |
| I love that song. Spork I mean. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Thursday, December 19th 2002 @ 11:56:26 PM PST |
well at least you chose a good utensil. I would like to take this opertunity to tell everyone that i think you making fun of me is spilling to much on other threads so if you want to make fun of me then do it here please, thanks.
Love,
Zachary |
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| Posted by: Zach Friendly |
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| Thursday, December 19th 2002 @ 11:59:57 PM PST |
| ...then I will take the spork and jab it into your chest. You will likely go into shock from blood loss. Then, I will dig your heart out and feed it to you with the very spork you lost your eye sight to. |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 12:01:30 AM PST |
is this like a story thing where other people can post what they would do next?
-ZH- |
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| Posted by: Zach Friendly |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 12:03:19 AM PST |
Are you asking what I would do next?
If so...
After I finished feeding your lifeless body your very own heart, I would prop you up against a wall. Next, I would urinate on your face, followed closely with me bashing your teeth out with my foot. |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 12:06:01 AM PST |
dont forget that you want to kick me in the face too. i would not be happy if you got your own urine on your shoe. you should kick me befor the feeding or before the urination.
-z- |
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| Posted by: Zach Friendly |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 12:09:25 AM PST |
Thanks for contributing to your own death story, it's quite nice.
Anyway...
Finally, I would throw your carcass into my chipper-shreader that I use for tree branches and turn you into an oozing pulp. Then, the plup would be placed into a box, gift wrapped, and FedEx'd to Jaryns house at 625 Ne 5th St. And for a grand finally, Jaryn would rush down the stairs on Christmas morning and find his own personal box of Zach Friendly. Jaryn would fuck your dead mutilated orfices for hours and hours filling your wretched body with semen.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 12:12:28 AM PST |
fuckin right. that would have to be the best ending to thid story. a chipped. nice twist didnt see it. I though you would burn me. i wish B E N would nose around in here. i get the feeling he does not like me much either.
-Z- |
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| Posted by: Zach Friendly |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 12:14:14 AM PST |
| 'burning' has already been done once today: |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 12:15:59 AM PST |
creative. i dont think she woud repel bugs to well though. good night.
Love,
Zachary |
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| Posted by: Zach Friendly |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 03:11:57 AM PST |
| I don't think zach is an outsider, but I don't think he's funny neither. |
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| Posted by: Michael Jackson |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 07:03:20 AM PST |
| that zachary is one funny character... |
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| Posted by: Kirk Cameron Suede Jacket |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 07:36:55 AM PST |
| *pisses himself laughing* |
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| Posted by: tim timms |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 08:26:53 AM PST |
| well if i had my way with zach, i would first beat him stupid (basically walk up behind him with a bat and smack it over his fat mohawk head) now that hes out cold, i would slit the sides of his mouth so entry would have a bigger surface to work with, after his mouth has been slit so said mouth may open wider, i would sew the bottom of this mouth-jaw to his chest, then i would bash his fucking teeth out of his skull with a 9 iron, okay i like this so far. and im not even done! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 08:30:12 AM PST |
| Very interesting and twisted way of looking at it. It we could some how combine our two options, we'd be fairly well off. Either way that fucker is going to end up toothless and spoon fed to Jaryn. |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Friday, December 20th 2002 @ 08:30:49 AM PST |
| HAHAHAHAHAH |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:51:57 PM PST |
*bump* just to remind people where to direct their Zach Hate posts.
Love,
Zachary |
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| Posted by: Zach Friendly |
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| Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 10:21:47 PM PST |
| Someday I hope to make a Zach Friendly sandwich with moldy tuna, swiss cheese and his faggot face ground up on whole wheat bread. |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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