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glen hill "HILLY" from australia is moving to huntington beach california"
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Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 06:08:00 AM PST
ha mark remember me (Gold coast vans warped tour 2002 with the rubber doll i sang bro hymn with pennywise).
well guess what i meet a 37-year-old american woman and i am moving to the usa to live and im stoked.
if you could tell fletcher dragge, and when i move over there i am going to be looking for work so e mail me at [email protected] thanks


hilly
Posted by: glen hill Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 8
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 06:26:11 AM PST
Ok Hilly you old cuntsniffer!! g'day mate
Posted by: Mark the Admiral Adkins Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 37
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 06:34:02 AM PST
if this is mark what do i look like
Posted by: glen hill Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 8
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 06:34:34 AM PST
how old am i
Posted by: glen hill Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 8
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 06:40:13 AM PST
too old, shut up, who fucking cares. you fat fuck hilly. matty says hi
Posted by: Mark the Admiral Adkins Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 37
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 06:45:35 AM PST
where r u from cock sucker
Posted by: glen hill Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 8
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 07:03:37 AM PST
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Posted by: glen hill Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 8
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 07:38:52 AM PST
hahaha
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 857
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:24:43 AM PST
i used to live on glen hill drive
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:25:48 AM PST
i used to know you.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:29:44 AM PST
hey jodie!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:32:12 AM PST
hello mol..hows it going?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:32:59 AM PST
eh, ok im to tired to work today though
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:34:28 AM PST
i'm tired too..but i cant go back to sleep because i have too much shit to do..so i'll get high instead.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:36:18 AM PST
hahaha, good thinking
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:38:36 AM PST
thanks i try.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:40:42 AM PST
HAHAHAHA hilly, yay you were at a concert, when guttermouth played! now you think cause you're moving to the 'states' that someone gives a fuck and that marks gonna get you a job!? AHHAHAAH you're one fucked up individual dipshit
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:42:22 AM PST
oh yea, ankle fucking hurts to, i went bowling with my friends the other day and on my last turn in a drunken stooper i somehow threw the ball off my ankle and in to the gutter so its all swollen, fuck
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:42:40 AM PST
yes..but do you remember what he was wearing that day?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:43:38 AM PST
hahaha, like mark would even remember what he was wearing himself
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:44:00 AM PST
haha that sucks..the only time i've ever gotten a strike is when i threw it backwards..i HATE bowling..when i worked at a daycare my kindergartner kids were better than me and we had the bumpers up.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:44:47 AM PST
i'm watching charlie sheen and emilio..oh yes.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:55:10 AM PST
haha yea i dont like bowling much either but now i do it like once a week and when im drinking i always end up getting hurt haha, what movie is it?
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:56:42 AM PST
ahhh yes, men at work comedy central
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:57:00 AM PST
that garbage truck one.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:57:25 AM PST
hahaha jimmy beat me. you fucker.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 08:59:24 AM PST
you've seen too much hahaha let me spin you around the room..how gay. YOURE A MAD MAN!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:04:56 AM PST
THE COMMIE GETS NO FOOD! we need some rope HES SEEN TOO MUCH! aaaaaaahahahahaha
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:06:37 AM PST
damn i dont remember that movie at all, i think i saw it though
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:06:49 AM PST
you LOVE mangos!!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:06:56 AM PST
i want you to know james, this is going into my report. thats great lewis just make sure you spell my name right.
DONT CROSS ME!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:07:24 AM PST
hahah the white guy is dressed as a rastafarian..classic.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:07:35 AM PST
HAAHHAHAAHAHAHA this movie is really funny actually i love the pizza guy hes like a costar in really gay 80's movies like hes type cast AHHAAH
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:08:17 AM PST
faster james faster.
I GOT IT TO THE FLOOR LOUIS!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:08:25 AM PST
they should make a hot shot 3, those are classics
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:08:46 AM PST
yeah he is hahaha...
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:09:12 AM PST
hahaha! i dont know how many of you watch 24, but i watch it ritualistically, and last nights was great!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:09:24 AM PST
oh fuck yea mol i love hot shots!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:09:47 AM PST
dont ever say anything about my motha!
YO MOTHA DID
YO MOTHA DID
YO MOTHA DID
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:10:33 AM PST
this goofy ass 'socom' us navy seals game online looks so gay like those dork ass goobers playing over mics and shit like they're a 'team' AAHAAHAHHA then that guys all sweating then says 'who are these guys' HAHAAHHAAH fucking gay
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:10:44 AM PST
i love kiefer sutherland(sp) he is so fucking HOT.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:11:37 AM PST
K.S. is fuckin cool i like him, im really glad hes got something steady and something thats doing so well he deserves it, hes a good actor hes been out of the scene for awhile until last year
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:12:59 AM PST
well i might not be able to let you off so easy there jimbo..what the HELL is going on in here?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:13:40 AM PST
i liked him in an eye for an eye..i wanted to kick his ass.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:14:27 AM PST
hahaha i wish i could of wrote down all of what he just said in the truck that shits classic, 'we got another crazy nigga with a gun' AHAHAH
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:15:01 AM PST
oh yes, eye for an eye with sally field? i dont think i ever saw that one!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:16:44 AM PST
its good jimbo you should watch it..yes i love when they tied them up on the merry-go-round!hahaha
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:17:50 AM PST
hahaha ya, maybe ill rent it or something i did want to see it along...long time ago *sigh*
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:18:38 AM PST
dont you just love emilio's hair?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:19:58 AM PST
fuck ive got some stuff right now that im seperating and its tingeling my fucking nose from up here potent and smelly smelly mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! like fucking fruit or something this rules bubbler here i come!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:21:06 AM PST
hahahaha
fuck with any good drives lately, jimbo?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:21:58 AM PST
any good drives?!?!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:22:43 AM PST
you heard me, bucko.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:23:19 AM PST
lay off my taser.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:23:23 AM PST
hahaha i have no fucking idea what you're talking about
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:23:40 AM PST
hahaha
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:24:39 AM PST
stop touching my toaster oven.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:24:56 AM PST
WHAT DRIVES!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:25:14 AM PST
a car.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:25:55 AM PST
i swear to god this cars gonna drive over your ass if you dont explain yourself, just call me suddamn HuWhackin
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:27:07 AM PST
suddamn huwhackin

get on aim you asshead.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:28:00 AM PST
aim is not where i feel comfortable just tell me what you mean by 'drives' cause i get the feeling someone was posing as me talking with you or something i have no idea just explain it right here!! :D
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:28:26 AM PST
go here!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:28:37 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHA
the end.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:29:44 AM PST
i fucking L O V E colin quinn!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 3145
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:47:14 AM PST
.
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:47:23 AM PST
shit didnt work
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:48:24 AM PST
nope
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Wednesday, December 18th 2002 @ 09:54:39 AM PST
hahaha
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 792
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 05:52:48 AM PST
hilly you are fucking idiot. take my advice and stay in australia. other than the german village, Huntington beach sucks.
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 1521
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:26:09 AM PST
I like old world in h.b.
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 857
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:28:01 AM PST
OLD World in HB? Nah... OLD Town in SD is much better you OLD fuck.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:29:43 AM PST
old town in SD does have that one bar that sell PBR for a dollar but I still like the Rathskeller. I was there on Sat.
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 857
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:31:43 AM PST
I drive by the original Papst Brewery everyday.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:34:56 AM PST
nice
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 857
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:35:28 AM PST
I drive TO the beer store everyday.
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 857
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:38:18 AM PST
everyday? i am lazy so i just buy a ton of beer on payday and keep it for the next few weeks. theres nothing better than opening a full-sized fridge full of nothing but "Icehouse" and "Milwaukee's Best"... and "Corona" when I am feeling like a big spender.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:39:27 AM PST
icehouse! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo fuck that shit! i can still taste the last time i drank icehouse from the keg, i got so fucking sick oh man i was puking out the window on the way home now corona...youve got something going on there! throw in some killians or amber bock and im gonna come on over!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:39:59 AM PST
i usually stock up on "Rolling Rock", and "Busch Light" myself
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:40:13 AM PST
hello mol hows the bike shop this morning?
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:40:26 AM PST
rolling rock is good, for rice beer AHAH
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:41:48 AM PST
Molesta you fuck. Drink the local shit.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:43:48 AM PST
actually, my fridge is full of Milwaukees Best right now!!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:44:07 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:44:39 AM PST
its crazy, corona without lime i can BARELY get through, corona with lime i can drink like a fish
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:45:25 AM PST
Beast is great... taste's like ass... BUT... 2 things: it's CHEAP and 6% content.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:45:33 AM PST
haha, hey bruce, its dead as usual here, i was late as hell today, i forgot to set my alarm
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:45:47 AM PST
hahahaha
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:46:28 AM PST
well, i just rolled up a nice little fellow here. say hi guy!
splifford jones: smoke me asshole!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:47:17 AM PST
Isn't it a little early in the day to get fucked up?
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:47:19 AM PST
HAHAHA!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:47:34 AM PST
its never too early! its where i get my inspiration!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:48:49 AM PST
you dont like to wake & bake broad?
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:49:42 AM PST
HAHAHAHA i remember back in the day (like 3 or 4 years ago) working on fry machines that we would install in wal marts, anyway we would go out back with the white trash temps and some big hairy woman that was bens girlfriend (ben was this black guy who was a temp, but he tried to deny this toofless ho was his bitch so hed go along with us makin fun of her and shit but we later found out it was his chick AHAHAH this guy would kick some ass too if not only his teeth) anyway, that was fun times FUN TIMES
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:50:36 AM PST
Sometimes I'll shoot-up before noon, but I try not to. Heroin has gone up almost 20% in cost in the last few months!
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:51:19 AM PST
oh ya i forgot there was also the cuban connection on dishes, these fucks would talk shit to us (the white guys working on the machines) in cuban reffugee lingo then sometimes id fart or something and elana would run around chasing me spraying potporri at my ass HAHAHA that was funny shit
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:52:17 AM PST
Potporri? Hell, I'd chase after you spraying semen at your ass.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:53:23 AM PST
hahaha it was funny shit man, shed be sprayign while im running and shed be screaming 'fuck you' in spanish/cuban whatever it was good times
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:54:30 AM PST
Stupid Latino bitches. All the English they need to know is "5 Pesos for blow job?"
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:56:27 AM PST
seriously...they were straight off the boat, like smuggled from cuba they were all one family too and they lived at the assisstant managers house HAHAHAHAHA fuck if only you knew some of these stories, Ricky elanas boyfriend had the worste breath ever, so everyone decided it was time for a change so we all pitched in on one of those breath things that youd see on an infomercial and we put it on his desk you should of seen his face, he thought he was rocky but he looked like mario i swear to god no shit this guy had breath that could kill a horse 10 clicks out
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:58:05 AM PST
HAHAHA
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:58:18 AM PST
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA! I love Campbell/Summers stories.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 08:59:39 AM PST
he also liked to tell stories like he was mr. story guy, you know the 'guy' from new york (but he really wasnt HAHAHA) anyway, he told us this one time he was in a bar (picture this guy i shit you not he looks like mario with the stash and all he only wore wifebeaters so his hairy nasty back and hairy moles were everywhere, and he had that hair goin on hed always comb it back HAHAHAHA he was so gay)
and some chick gave him head in the bathroom (long story short) then that chick went and kissed her boyfriend and a trail of semen just sticked off her lips when she pulled away and the ol' rickster was watching the whole time WTF is that AHAHAHHA thats only one stupid as story
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:02:00 AM PST
Why are you bitching about that? My cum was in your mouth after your whore sucked me off in the tool shed.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:04:43 AM PST
i could put the fry guy stories together and make a book, holy shit one time we had two temps working there...so me and pete (whic were the only ones working there, thats where i got the porn store PETE name) decided to take our 'own' break hehe and smoke it up in the bathroom, well we got in there and found a shit that well, it quite didnt make it down the fuckin toilet, this thing was HUGE we got management in there to laugh at this thing, i grabbed a medium size fire ex. (the ones we put in the fry machines) IT WAS AS WIDE AS THE FUCKING EXTINGUISHER! i swear to god we took pictures of it, we were laughing haveing a good time got to lose like a hour of work for this shit cause everyone was busting up...anyway the only ones that use that bathroom are us and temps...the only two temps working were some big fat kid and an old OLD indian man guy, so we were like 'shit this fat kid did it, hes not coming back tomorrow haha) then we laughed at each other...
guess who didnt come back the next day.
the old indian man guy.
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:05:11 AM PST
he was sooo skinny i dont understand, THERES NO POSSIBLE WAY this thing was fucking HUGE ive never seen a shit like this, we had to break it with a stick to get it down the toilet finally!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:06:52 AM PST
HAHAHA, good story
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:07:00 AM PST
I bet is TORE his rectum. I mean, was there any blood/carnage/discharge left from the ripping?
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:09:58 AM PST
NOTHING man, it was clean! BUT he could of flushed all taht away from the shit down the toilet man, those are just shitty stories too, no pun intended fuck ive got some doosies, think about this...an ex vietnam war vet that piloted helicopters and everyone called him the Saviour cause he came back alive, and he was the only one, then think about him being 50, a manager drinking during lunch, having a spazm on the floor upstairs taking inventory then walking on his stupid facew hile hes passed out cause hes having some epilleptic shock thing, HAHAHA he got up and had a rugburn on his nose then he fell through the ceiling with his big boots we were watching from outside the office HAHAHAHA one old scrawny leg fell through and he was yelling FUCKIN COCK FUCK YOU STUPID CEILING TILES blah blah AHAHAHAH then think.
Mr. Bi** Licktemwalter, thats his name
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:11:43 AM PST
HAHAHAHAA... I can't stop laughing from the mental pictures of that going on.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:13:58 AM PST
and yet i still bummed kools from him everyday, then he got fired (hes also and ex explosive guy) so we all thought he was gonna come blow us up, this is no joke this guy was a drunk smoking cock! we got off early on fridays, this guy would down a bottle of crown royal not a small one either, then hed try to get in his car and leave only making us grab him to show him love or something fuck it was weird! then hed freak out and say IM NOT YOUR PUPPET I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING KEN LEAVE ME ALONE ect ect till he passed out
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:15:07 AM PST
HAHAHAHA man this place just calls for a book, i loved it though it was the best work ive ever done the days just went by like nothing! cause of all this bs going on
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:18:12 AM PST
You could make a feature film out of it! It's a good script. Well, I am out....... it's been fun.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 4044
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:18:36 AM PST
later man, and yes...yes i could *excellent*
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:19:01 AM PST
HAHAHA, yea you should write the book, they sound like some fucking funny people to work with
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:19:29 AM PST
later broad
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:19:39 AM PST
dude it was amazing mol i swear to god thats not even half of it
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:23:04 AM PST
HAHAHA, this place is lame as hell, all burnt out bikers, i used to work at a grocery store though in high school, that was the shit, my friends dad owned the store and ALL of my friends worked there, it was another crazy adventure every day
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:29:26 AM PST
hahahahaha!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:33:36 AM PST
well see my cousin was a manager at this place, and he was fuckin great he was the one that busted out the camera for the shit photos and the one who suggested getting licktemwalter the breath shit, anyway i just confirmed with him about maybe writing a script for a movie about this. holy shit if it got sold this would be the funniest movie EVER YES!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:33:54 AM PST
not licktemwalter ricky derr im stoned
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:37:50 AM PST
HAHAHA, yes it sounds like a blockbuster!, might i recommend you try and get jaryn for the starring role he is a "real" actor you know!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:38:38 AM PST
oh maybe hell work cheap! thats a great idea!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:41:25 AM PST
hahaha, i cant wait to get out of here, i never smoke before work anymore, it makes the day go real slow, and im always lazier than usual
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:43:01 AM PST
hahaha right on! im out for now if i dont see you on later merry christmas and happy fuckin new year guy!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2939
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 09:46:27 AM PST
haha thanks, and the same to you my friend
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 1497
Monday, December 23rd 2002 @ 02:00:51 PM PST
someones been getting all creative...
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 4419
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