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so great. yeah fuck you jimbo
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Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 03:07:56 PM PST
m issyOohmike: how did u get my s/n???
Real Dumb Retard: your mean
m issyOohmike: tell me how u got it and i wont be mean
Real Dumb Retard: why? you are mean to me
MiSs yOOh MiKe: no im not
Real Dumb Retard: John gave it to me
MiSs yOOh MiKe: who is JOHN?
Real Dumb Retard: you don't know john?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: uh no
Real Dumb Retard: you sure?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: yes
MiSs yOOh MiKe: who the fuck are u>??????????
Real Dumb Retard: can we not cuss
MiSs yOOh MiKe: u did
MiSs yOOh MiKe: why cant i!
Real Dumb Retard: i am sorry
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok
Real Dumb Retard: i am a street fighter
Real Dumb Retard: want to see my site?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: sure
MiSs yOOh MiKe: do u get paid
Real Dumb Retard: http://www.wrestlegods.com/wrestle-profiles/LBFighter.htm
Real Dumb Retard: no i do it for fun
Real Dumb Retard: you want to fight?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: you think im really gonna go to that site
MiSs yOOh MiKe: no im ok
MiSs yOOh MiKe: just leave me alone
Real Dumb Retard: look at it
MiSs yOOh MiKe: your annoying
MiSs yOOh MiKe: no i dont want to waste my time
Real Dumb Retard: what?
Real Dumb Retard: time
Real Dumb Retard: if you had somethin to do you would not be on the internet
MiSs yOOh MiKe: unlike you who IM people that you don't even know
MiSs yOOh MiKe: well atleast i dont go IMing me people i dont know
Real Dumb Retard: and?
Real Dumb Retard: how do you know i don't know you
MiSs yOOh MiKe: whats your fuckin problem???!

MiSs yOOh MiKe: i dont care
Real Dumb Retard: maybe you should
Real Dumb Retard: it can change your life
MiSs yOOh MiKe: why>
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: no it cant
Real Dumb Retard: are you sure?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: yes
Real Dumb Retard: then your just self centered
MiSs yOOh MiKe: not really
MiSs yOOh MiKe: why should i care if u dont even tell me who you are

Real Dumb Retard: then why can't we chat?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: because i dont know you!
Real Dumb Retard: does that really matter?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: yeh to me it does
MiSs yOOh MiKe: and the fact you have my s/n
Real Dumb Retard: its the INTERNET
Real Dumb Retard: you can get anything you wanty
Real Dumb Retard: even drugs
MiSs yOOh MiKe: your on AIM
MiSs yOOh MiKe: im on AOL
Real Dumb Retard: how do you know i don't have AOL
MiSs yOOh MiKe: uhh it doesnt take a rocket scientist to know
MiSs yOOh MiKe: like u say
MiSs yOOh MiKe: its the INTERNET
Real Dumb Retard: can we be friends?
Real Dumb Retard: please
Real Dumb Retard: i am a nice person
MiSs yOOh MiKe: who are you
MiSs yOOh MiKe: i dont know you
Real Dumb Retard: why does that matteR?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: what do u want

Real Dumb Retard: a friend
Real Dumb Retard: i like punk music
MiSs yOOh MiKe: wtf
MiSs yOOh MiKe: u want a friend?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: how do you know i can be a friend
MiSs yOOh MiKe: really u do? whats ur favorite band?
Real Dumb Retard: i like alot of bands
Real Dumb Retard: there is no Fav
MiSs yOOh MiKe: name some you like
Real Dumb Retard: Black Flag, Guttermouth, Unseen, GC
Real Dumb Retard: what about you
MiSs yOOh MiKe: WHO ARE YOU?
Real Dumb Retard: a person who wants a friend
MiSs yOOh MiKe: but how did u get my s/n
Real Dumb Retard: from AOL
MiSs yOOh MiKe: how?
Real Dumb Retard: i have AOL
MiSs yOOh MiKe: whats your s/n?
Real Dumb Retard: i don't give it out
MiSs yOOh MiKe: sure you dont
Real Dumb Retard: thats why i use aim
MiSs yOOh MiKe: bro who the fuck are you?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: just tell me
MiSs yOOh MiKe: do you know who i am?
Real Dumb Retard: i just want a friend who likes the same music as me
MiSs yOOh MiKe: where are you from
MiSs yOOh MiKe: a deserted island
Real Dumb Retard: california
Real Dumb Retard: or my birth place?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: yeh that too
Real Dumb Retard: i was Born in Europe
MiSs yOOh MiKe: wow thats so cool
MiSs yOOh MiKe: w/e mannn
Real Dumb Retard: small counrty called Croatia
MiSs yOOh MiKe: do you know who i am?
Real Dumb Retard: so can we be friends?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: what part of california do u live in?
Real Dumb Retard: southern
MiSs yOOh MiKe: oo0oh
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok w/e
Real Dumb Retard: what do you mean whatever?
Real Dumb Retard: the south Bay
MiSs yOOh MiKe: oooh ok
MiSs yOOh MiKe: what did u want
Real Dumb Retard: a friend
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok im your friend
MiSs yOOh MiKe: are u gonna leave me alone
Real Dumb Retard: but i thought friends talk to one another
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok what do u want
Real Dumb Retard: i am afraid
Real Dumb Retard: it is raining
MiSs yOOh MiKe: of?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: omg this is bullshit
Real Dumb Retard: bullshit?
Real Dumb Retard: why?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: its just water
Real Dumb Retard: but i am home alone
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok
Real Dumb Retard: and i need a friend
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok
MiSs yOOh MiKe: call 1-800-need a friend
Real Dumb Retard: so can we make out?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: uh no you have ur dad for that
Real Dumb Retard: daD?
Real Dumb Retard: why my dad?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok do u prefer grandmother?
Real Dumb Retard: why not you?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: why not your dad?
Real Dumb Retard: why not you
Real Dumb Retard: please
MiSs yOOh MiKe: maybe because no
MiSs yOOh MiKe: what kind of loser are you?
Real Dumb Retard: a big one
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok thats it bye i hope the rain eats you
Real Dumb Retard: what?
Real Dumb Retard: is it acid rain?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: unfortunately, it isn't.
Real Dumb Retard: so we can make out?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: no
Real Dumb Retard: have sex?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: no
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok thats enough no wonder you dont have any friends your annoying
Real Dumb Retard: come on
MiSs yOOh MiKe: uh no
MiSs yOOh MiKe: go make friends bye
Real Dumb Retard: you are my friend
Real Dumb Retard: and you siad it
MiSs yOOh MiKe: not anymore
MiSs yOOh MiKe: and i was lieing
MiSs yOOh MiKe: so im not a good friend BYE
Real Dumb Retard: LIEING?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: yes
MiSs yOOh MiKe: BYE
Real Dumb Retard: wait till andrea hears about this
Real Dumb Retard: yeah thats what i thought
MiSs yOOh MiKe: well if this is rosemary keep on with your dumb shit cuz ur gonna get it 10x worse
MiSs yOOh MiKe: than u did on friday
Real Dumb Retard: have sex with me
MiSs yOOh MiKe: no go fuck elenor u fuckin lesbian bitch
Real Dumb Retard: why cuss so much
Real Dumb Retard: come on
MiSs yOOh MiKe: or whoever the fuck u like
MiSs yOOh MiKe: because i can FUCKIN do that
Real Dumb Retard: who is andrea anywy?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: i dont know you tell me
Real Dumb Retard: well i pushed get infor, and it said HELLO Andrea
MiSs yOOh MiKe: im not on AIM
Real Dumb Retard: ohhh man
MiSs yOOh MiKe: this is rosemary
MiSs yOOh MiKe: get the fuck away u stupid lesbian bitch
Real Dumb Retard: no it ain't
MiSs yOOh MiKe: yeh whatever
Real Dumb Retard: i am not a chick
Real Dumb Retard: i am a dude
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok well i bet you know rosemary
MiSs yOOh MiKe: cuz ur just as annoying as her!!!!!
Real Dumb Retard: no
MiSs yOOh MiKe: yes
Real Dumb Retard: i want a friend dammit
MiSs yOOh MiKe: den call 1800needafriend
Real Dumb Retard: den?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: and oh shit u need a friend as much as her
Real Dumb Retard: you on crack?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok this is rosemary
MiSs yOOh MiKe: "den"
MiSs yOOh MiKe: "you on crack"
Real Dumb Retard: dude
MiSs yOOh MiKe: stupid bitch u look like ur on crack
Real Dumb Retard: you got issues
MiSs yOOh MiKe: same shit
MiSs yOOh MiKe: not as much as you
Real Dumb Retard: i don't even know you
Real Dumb Retard: you stupid fucked up cum licker
MiSs yOOh MiKe: only somebody stupid would say that
Real Dumb Retard: Fuck you ass lick, dick suckin retard
MiSs yOOh MiKe: thats YOU rosey
MiSs yOOh MiKe: dont mistake me from you
Real Dumb Retard: I am not a chick
Real Dumb Retard: you fuckin moron
MiSs yOOh MiKe: you could hold up like 10 dicks and a pussy in ur fuckin mouth
Real Dumb Retard: I live in the SOuth Bay
Real Dumb Retard: in California
Real Dumb Retard: fucker
MiSs yOOh MiKe: i dont give a fuck!!!!!!!!!
MiSs yOOh MiKe: if u live in fuckin china
Real Dumb Retard: China?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: i dont care
Real Dumb Retard: where you get china from
MiSs yOOh MiKe: where the fuck you live
MiSs yOOh MiKe: i can say fuckin JAPAN TOOO

MiSs yOOh MiKe: stupid bitch
Real Dumb Retard: you leave japan pout of this
MiSs yOOh MiKe: no i dont have to
Real Dumb Retard: yeah you do
MiSs yOOh MiKe: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN
Real Dumb Retard: Japan did nothin to you
Real Dumb Retard: NO
Real Dumb Retard: stop
MiSs yOOh MiKe: and i did nothing to you !
MiSs yOOh MiKe: for u to IM me!
Real Dumb Retard: you said you would be my friend
MiSs yOOh MiKe: I WAS LIEING
MiSs yOOh MiKe: what part of that dont u understabd
MiSs yOOh MiKe: understand*
Real Dumb Retard: wait till rosemary hears about thise
MiSs yOOh MiKe: i dont give a fuck about that stupid bitch
Real Dumb Retard: me either
Real Dumb Retard: does she have a SN?
MiSs yOOh MiKe: i dont remember
MiSs yOOh MiKe: its
MiSs yOOh MiKe: i think
MiSs yOOh MiKe: isuck500dicksat1nce
MiSs yOOh MiKe: oh and her other 1
Real Dumb Retard: is it rreally?
Real Dumb Retard: because i need a friend
MiSs yOOh MiKe: imalezboPRIDE
Real Dumb Retard: and you lie
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok IM her
MiSs yOOh MiKe: bye

Real Dumb Retard: love me
MiSs yOOh MiKe: who can ur annoying
Real Dumb Retard: in bed is diffrent
MiSs yOOh MiKe: your by yoursef on that
MiSs yOOh MiKe: ok bye
Real Dumb Retard: i can sex you up good
MiSs yOOh MiKe: bye bye bye bye
MiSs yOOh MiKe signed off at 3:07:42 PM.
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