| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:27:11 AM PST |
Miami, FL has finally decided to catch up with the rest of the country. As of last night, the temperature is officially below 70 degrees, and because of this I got a cold.
This has been a nobody is gonna care segment sponsored by whothefuckcaresaboutshit inc. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:28:37 AM PST |
| K, let me help you out on a few things, first. you're a cocknub, second. your ass looks like a bag of ham when postal! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:29:56 AM PST |
| went* I MISSPELLED HOLY OMGAWD OMGAWD!! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:30:52 AM PST |
| I new you'd respond first, so who cares. Oh by the way, I think cocknub is a very gringo word, so I don't know what it means. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:34:03 AM PST |
| it means you are a slave to king richard of garyworth, you're the princess of penis, the York of dick, the...well personally, i think ive stated enough. |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:39:05 AM PST |
| I agree. You must be miserable knowing the only person on this silly thing, is me. And I believe I annoy you pretty fucking much. I also know you don't like polite bullshit, so I'll just say fuck off, and deal with it. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:40:45 AM PST |
| FUCK YOU! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:40:54 AM PST |
| sorry, tourrettes |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:42:15 AM PST |
| Do you spit when you have a fit? Suck on your mothers cunt, sorry, I have a bit of tourrettes as well. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:45:32 AM PST |
| you dumb bag of stupid its like this world is a voyeur pit into the gay soul! restore my faith in humanity please or im going to keep poking you with hardened pubes outside your retard cage! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:47:24 AM PST |
| eoow hardened pubes? What the fuck is up with your pubes man. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:49:14 AM PST |
| nothing, cause i shave them off then guild them to a fine hardened east indian taboo, that i can poke you with! i swear to god 3/4 of the people on here have some sort of brain damage! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:49:44 AM PST |
| I know I do, but at least i'm honest about it. How did you receive your brain damage. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:50:09 AM PST |
| YAY YOU MADE JOKE! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:56:01 AM PST |
| It happens. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 09:56:23 AM PST |
| so does shit! OOPS |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:03:40 AM PST |
| life happens also, but that's not offensive enough for you. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:04:21 AM PST |
| neither is boiled undies served in dicksauce with a hint of papparika! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:08:18 AM PST |
| hahaha |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:13:48 AM PST |
| Hi Molesta. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:26:36 AM PST |
| hi |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:39:37 AM PST |
| How do you know if you've got the flu? |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:40:45 AM PST |
| You cant get up in the mornin & fell shitty |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:41:37 AM PST |
| make that FEEL shitty |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:42:34 AM PST |
| Ah thanks, but what about if you feel like you'z about to pass out, and your throat hurts, and um, feel like barfing. Does that count, Mr. The Chimp |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:44:44 AM PST |
| YES stay in bed 4 the rest of the week, you gotta sweat it out |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:46:41 AM PST |
| Ooh thanks, but i'm at work, so i'll suffer here. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:48:38 AM PST |
| Where dya work, it cant be that important, people die from flu all the time |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:51:41 AM PST |
| I work at a University. I've got till 5 to get out of here. But i'll just tell my boss when she comes back, that i'm about to die! Then i'll cough on her to prove my point. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:55:58 AM PST |
| tell her u got syphillus, shell send u home straight away |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:58:12 AM PST |
| Ah yes, the sailor's disease. She'll probably report me to the cdc. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 10:59:38 AM PST |
| Say u caught it off a damp mattress |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:01:11 AM PST |
| eoow. haha, that's pretty funny. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:01:53 AM PST |
| They'd send me into quarantine so bad. It would not be the first illness i've had. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:03:13 AM PST |
| Thats what my doctor said when I told him |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:05:05 AM PST |
| I was ill last thursday & threw up on my legs |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:07:31 AM PST |
| oh gross. What did you have? The flu? |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:11:09 AM PST |
| What's the worst illness you've ever had? |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:12:21 AM PST |
| I had too much 2 drink & then 2 much 2 smoke, I had a horrible feelin I was gonna lose the contense of my bowles so I got 2 the toilet satdown & then puked on my legs, I was tricked into it by my very own anus |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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Replies posted: 141 |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:13:39 AM PST |
| hahaha |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:17:36 AM PST |
| Man, that's pretty fucking gross, show me a dead disemboweled body but not vomit. ARG, but that's a funny story. That weed man, it will get to you. Once, I smoked to much and I was convinced that I had stopped breathing. I was watching that movie, waking life or something like that. It fucked me up so bad. I almost had a panic attack. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:18:22 AM PST |
| i was watching that one movie, beaches and i had a panic attack |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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Replies posted: 1000 |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:19:47 AM PST |
| That movie, Beaches, it makes me cry. Then again it is a chick flick. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:27:34 AM PST |
| Iv never seen that film but it sounds gay |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:30:00 AM PST |
| It's extremely gay, but Waking Life was made absolutely for people to watch while high. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Monday, December 16th 2002 @ 11:57:09 AM PST |
| we have °C, gradi centigradi |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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