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| Sunday, December 15th 2002 @ 10:44:38 AM PST |
Thomas G Dudley: hey
Perfect history: hey
Perfect history: what's up!
Thomas G Dudley: just buttfucking gay sailors
Perfect history: that's what i like to hear
Thomas G Dudley: pssh, fuck you
Thomas G Dudley: youre fixing to call me gay
Perfect history: haha who is this
Perfect history: i would never.
Thomas G Dudley: who you think it is, corporal frankie deshovel?
Perfect history: i don't know any corporal frankie deshovel
Thomas G Dudley: no, dickforbrains, i called you corporal frankie deshovel...dumbcock
Perfect history: calm down?
Thomas G Dudley: dont you form imperative commandments upon me in question form
Thomas G Dudley: boy, i will murdalize you
Thomas G Dudley: i aint like those asskissing pussies youre used to...back in harlem
Perfect history: 110th street O.G.
Thomas G Dudley: what is this shit? are you a wannabe nigger?
Thomas G Dudley: youre fucking dead
Thomas G Dudley: eat a dick, steven
Perfect history: haha
Perfect history: this is carl
Thomas G Dudley: ...yeah, chris, its me carl...whats up, you fucking cocksucker?
Perfect history: HAHA HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME, oh i'm fucked.
Perfect history: my head, is the proverbial rectum, and you just keep fucking and fucking, but i really do wish you would stop.
Thomas G Dudley: ...what is this shit? mr. politeness contest 1866...c'mon, you can do better
Perfect history: thank you for your faith, you are too kind
Thomas G Dudley: ...wow, nice attempt at the 'be nice, and he'll be nice too' strategy...next will it be the 'if i'm funny, he'll stop patronizing me' tactic...?
Thomas G Dudley: tell you what, chrissy boy, hold on your little paws...
Thomas G Dudley: and i'll take a shit in them
Thomas G Dudley: and you can see your life in your hands
Perfect history: you're not patronizing me, but i've got to say that was the worst fucking insult i have ever heard
Thomas G Dudley: if i wanted to insult you, i'd play one of your shit covers, and show you exactly why it sucks so bad
Perfect history: hahaha
Thomas G Dudley: how about i take your guitar, rodney, and shove it up your fucking boyish cunt?
Perfect history: i don't think it would fit
Thomas G Dudley: using a cordless powerdrill, i'll make it fit...and i'll even wipe off the gooey shit when im done
Thomas G Dudley: c'mon, nowacki, no smartass comeback?
Perfect history: maybe in my younger days my friend
Thomas G Dudley: oh, dont pull that shit on me, im older than you, and im cranking them out right and left
Perfect history: but i just dont care
Thomas G Dudley: youre pretty high on yourself, aren't you, Turbo?
Perfect history: why do you say that?
Thomas G Dudley: cuz apparently you must be, if you cover songs, and then listen to them as if theyre good
Thomas G Dudley: you think being emo will get you pussy, perchance?
Thomas G Dudley: and you havent been laid since the depression, and even then it was a toddler
Perfect history: haha i'm not emo you fruitcake
Thomas G Dudley: of course youre not...when its convenient, but youre still a faggot, and that label will never die
Perfect history: haha
Thomas G Dudley: who said its fine for you to laugh? pull your head out of your conceited ass and listen...youre a fucking nobody...you'll never be big, and you don't have the talent to ever pursue anything you dream of
Perfect history: haha
Perfect history: how am i conceited?
Perfect history: you dont even fucking know me.
Thomas G Dudley: well, tough guy, didnt we go over how you CONSTANTLY think youre hot shit? i mean, jesus christ...get a fucking life that doesnt revolve around yourself!!
Perfect history: how did you come to this idea that i think i'm hot shit?
Perfect history: and what do you know about my life?
Perfect history: YOU GOT NOTHIN
Thomas G Dudley: first of all, dont talk to me like we're buddy-buddy...your homosexual schtick is a little much for me...and second, youre not funny, you will never be chris rock, you will never even be a billy crystal...so continue with your jokes that you think are funny, and in the end, the only one who will be laughing is you...and you'll be all alone, all your supposed friends left you cuz they never liked you to begin with
Perfect history: haha
Perfect history: you're so deceptive, so sneaky
Thomas G Dudley: well, pussy, im heading out...and block me if you want, cuz its the truth i speak...ive seen what others say behind your back, and believe me, its better left unsaid...so if you cant handle the truth, block me...but i'll be back, dicklips...
Thomas G Dudley: eat your own fecal blood, partner...cuz im out
Perfect history: you're gay.
Thomas G Dudley: nice comeback...actually im not gay, im bisexual...catch you later, fucknuts
Perfect history: haha that's fucking disgusting.
Thomas G Dudley: yeah, unless youre in your bedroom with Rico in your warm mouse hole |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
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