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Christmas crowds are great, screaming snot covered kids, smelly old people, fat mothers.
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Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 06:59:31 PM PST
Old people clogging the isles....

Small screaming walking babys that are leaking fluids...

Grand parents telling their children to, "Ask Santa" if they want a particular material piece of shit.....

Santa is not real. But jobs were dead people's hair is styled is real.
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Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 07:01:04 PM PST
its cool, i wanna be fed to sharks after i die.
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Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 07:05:40 PM PST
Soothing.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 318 Replies posted: 1590
Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 07:19:00 PM PST
and get this, i hope by doing that, i may come back as a great white and be the ultimate predator
but with a punk rock mind from my past human existence. so are you a scorpio then neon.. interesting
it explains the possessed persona and the high IQ for still being in your late teens
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Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 07:22:30 PM PST
hahaha what are yoau now a gypsy lazer! gypsy laver queen! ahahahah
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Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 07:24:45 PM PST
I should buy a product made from shark skin.

They sell dead baby sharks inside bottles at stores near the beach. They have guts hanging out and everything.
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Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 07:30:17 PM PST
All the therapists I've had all say Im smarter than your average joe. But I dont know if they say that to make you feel good or if they actually mean it.

I think they are trying to get on my non-fuckinghateyourguts side.
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Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 07:30:18 PM PST
I am a seer, a mystic if you will Pierre.
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Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 07:31:46 PM PST
Do you have a hot older milf therapist... boy oh boy
you lucky little psycho.
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Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 07:31:59 PM PST
I am a small moth.

My wing spand is like that of a pebble.
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