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who needs jesus to kill the spawn of satan
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Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 01:38:08 PM PST
when you have me to kick the ass of finals
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:29:26 PM PST
i doubt your ass kicking powers, jeano.
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 26 Replies posted: 228
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:32:40 PM PST
you should that way you'll be surprised
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:33:23 PM PST
its all mental of course, im too much of a weakling to really fight unless of course i was threatened
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:34:17 PM PST
finals for what "jean"? i had 2 yesterday and 2 more next week.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 138 Replies posted: 4086
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:35:23 PM PST
So I'm assuming you did well? Excellent work. You get off at 5? I think I'll have my hair all chopped off by then...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4372
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:37:35 PM PST
haha sucka i only have them during one week

i think i did well, would rather talk to you in person since explaining shit on the board takes forever

i mihgt get off earlier heehee, avtaully if i get my work done, my boss will send me home early, and i told my boss that im not doing the internship, she was happy
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:39:00 PM PST
How about you go to chat? Talk there really quick? What do you say? I'll go now...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4372
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:39:06 PM PST
why'd you turn down the internship?
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 1663
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:54:10 PM PST
becuase of the job i have now, they pay me too well, they are too good to me, and the commute from my place to la and back to oc woudl just be too costly physically and monetarily
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:54:34 PM PST
what's a job?
Posted by: bob dole Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 38
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:55:14 PM PST
its a rarety that internships pay, and i wouldnt expect epitaph too, the shift they want me at is the one i have at my current job, i value this one too much





ok back to work
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:55:46 PM PST
don't believe in god or satan so I can't fight air. Damn.
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 890
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:56:23 PM PST
because I told her to. A good woman does what she's told... Actually it would have been too far to commute and she wasn't getting paid and it doesn't do anything for her major. She makes a pretty good amount at her job she has now anyway. There's no point in taking a pay cut just to work at a label. Yes, I answer for her from now on....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4372
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:57:14 PM PST
me neither, thats what going to an all girls catcholic high school will do...hate god and be a whore....wait i just hate god, ignore that last detail
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:57:17 PM PST
who?
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 890
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:58:09 PM PST
whoa...i wanna goto an all girls catholic school...
Posted by: bob dole Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 38
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:58:24 PM PST
i frequent one
Posted by: ja ryn Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 81
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 02:59:28 PM PST
who what...

who me?...im amanda you met me
or
who where? the internship was at epitaph and i dropped it becuase it woudl be too overwhelming with another job and school full time
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:01:29 PM PST
must work this time



later for now




hey broadway....you're a faggot
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:02:17 PM PST
Sorry. I get cornfused if I don't keep up. which is often. Please forgive me Amanda.
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 890
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:03:39 PM PST
you have my forgiveness (like a priest to the alter boy...wait that doesnt sound right)
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:04:15 PM PST
mmm yes it does
Posted by: ja ryn Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 81
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:04:17 PM PST
Who erns... I mean boo erns....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4372
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:05:23 PM PST
eek
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 890
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:09:03 PM PST
*People* Burns Burns Burns!... *Mr.Burns* Are you saying boo erns or burns?...*People* Burns!.... *Homer* I was saying boo erns....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4372
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:10:48 PM PST
beware the catholic priests
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:11:02 PM PST
I thought you were gone, amanda. That's why I answered for you...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4372
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:11:43 PM PST
oh ok, now im gone, later
Posted by: jean Topics started: 24 Replies posted: 477
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:18:44 PM PST
So a priest has to go run some errands and he asks some poor fella to take over for a while. The guy asks the priest," but how will I know what to do." the preist responds,"it's easy. Just look on the piece of paper posted on the wall there and tell them how many hail marys to do." So the guy jumps in the booth and an attractive lady walks in and sits in the booth. She starts telling the guy things that she has done sexually that would make a sailor blush. She asks for direction and the man doesn't find anything on the paper for such things as blow jobs and sodomy. The grabs an alter boy and asks him,"what does the priest give for sodomy and blowjobs." The kid replies,"well all he ever gives me is a candy bar, but richie over there sometimes gets a rootbeer float."
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4372
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:39:32 PM PST
when you gonna learn "under my skin" ty
Posted by: shuvit_720 Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 10
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:42:08 PM PST
I was trying to fit it in my schedule and when I looked I saw that there was some space in the never section of my schedule book so I jotted it down there...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4372
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 03:42:40 PM PST
great
Posted by: shuvit_720 Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 10
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