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sooooo, my booty call was so excited to come over that she slipped and broke her ankle in the shower
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Thursday, December 12th 2002 @ 11:45:00 PM PST
hahahhahahahahha, what a dumb beyotch. i was just sitting here getting rrrrreeeaalllll fucked up. she thought it was a real important occasion that she was in such a rush to get over here. hahahahahahahahahahha
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 19 Replies posted: 139
Thursday, December 12th 2002 @ 11:49:57 PM PST
BOLD L
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Thursday, December 12th 2002 @ 11:54:25 PM PST
bold L??

what is that suppose to mean?
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 19 Replies posted: 139
Thursday, December 12th 2002 @ 11:57:03 PM PST
exactly what it is... a L in BOLD
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 100 Replies posted: 4000
Thursday, December 12th 2002 @ 11:59:40 PM PST
yeah, but was does a bold L have to do with me?

i suppose you wont tell me how to bold the letters here would you...
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 19 Replies posted: 139
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 12:07:20 AM PST
What the fuck kinda name is "Lazer" anyway? Seriously, how long did it take you to come up with that one? Creativity and originality... just look at your shitty band. Get some new names loser.

L
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Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 12:12:51 AM PST
dude, everyone thinks i am this lazer guy, but i am not. the first time i ever came on this bored was like last week. i have no idea who lazer is. that gutter_boy retard always accuses me of being "lazer" too. you're not as retared as that guy is, are you? you have the crotchy ones word on it.
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Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 12:19:16 AM PST
L
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Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 12:24:03 AM PST
C
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Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 01:01:34 AM PST
Crothcycracker mate, that chick used EFFORT when making up THAT excuse hey!!! hahaha!!1
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 873
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 01:02:30 AM PST
That skank whore is Lazer.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 100 Replies posted: 4000
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 01:06:33 AM PST
Any broadways, piss off, Lazer's my mate and i fancy him damn it!!!

...don't fancy you much, you didn't think my bin ladden joke was funny...
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 873
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 01:07:41 AM PST
Oh, go jerk off or something... wait, are you lucky enough to have Jaryn do that for you? Damn you're good.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 100 Replies posted: 4000
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 01:10:12 AM PST
Braodways loves A U S T R A L I A N S Broadways loves
A U S T R A L I A N S Broadways loves A U S T R A L I A N S Broadways loves A U S T R A L I A N S

e S P E C I A L L Y this A U S T R A L I A N e S P E C I A L L Y this A U S T R A L I A N
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Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 01:11:44 AM PST
this is how you spell and pronouce australia after 3 long necks....


sssstttrrrraaaayyyyaa.....wuv sssstttrrrraaaayyyyaa....and f*cken carlton can f*cken f*ckoff....f*cken fuck off....fucken fuck
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 873
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 01:32:14 AM PST
This is one for my favorite Broadways lines: "australia's a piece of shit floating in the pacific"

...very appropriate for this post, huh Screenie?
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Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 05:01:39 AM PST
yeh australias a piece of shit as if youd live there!!!!
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 79 Replies posted: 3059
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 08:49:19 AM PST
hahaha, yeah shes like "i know you have some trust issues with me, but you can ask my 2 friends...". like i care, you know? i just wanted to get laid and it didnt happen. what the fuck you gonna do?
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 19 Replies posted: 139
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 09:08:46 AM PST
Screeno, dont ever change babe, i loves ya!
Posted by: L Topics started: 103 Replies posted: 4272
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 06:14:30 PM PST
GGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR BBBBBBBBOOYYYYY!!!

How ya doing man!!!! Haven't seen ya here in ages!!! You looking foward to the falls festival matey? YOu're gonna have a ball hey!!! damn it wish i could go hey!!! hahaha maybe next year i 'pose hey!! Please tell me allllllll about it when you come back from it hey!
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Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 06:20:02 PM PST
hahaha Crotchycrackers!! nevermind. As if you'd be ring her friends up hey!!

"huh...hello ... Tracey?

Tracey" "yyyeesss"

"huh....Thirsty Kerrssty was suppose come over to my house for a root, and instead she rang me and told me that she slipped and fell in the shower and broke 14 limbs and she's not in hospital ....is that true???"

Traceys house" background noise...bbrrgghahaha shh sshhh sshh "oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, that's ture, sure why not. So huh BYE!!!"
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 873
Friday, December 13th 2002 @ 06:20:38 PM PST
I love you too Lazer!!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 873
Saturday, December 14th 2002 @ 07:39:15 AM PST
^hahahahaahahahahaha, my screenname rocks *stars in eyes*
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 241 Replies posted: 5560
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