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Awesome review of Gusto on buddyhead.com
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Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:14:22 PM PST
I think they really liked it. Hit the link and scroll down.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:17:43 PM PST
"Guttermouth
Gusto
Epitaph


I did not listen to this. Does it matter? Do you think anybody who listens to Guttermouth even reads anything besides the drive-thru menu at Taco Bell? Or even knows how to read? The publicity campaign for bands like this doesn’t really need to extend past throwing free cd’s from the stage at the warped tour. Not to sound like an elitist, but I think anybody receiving a guttermouth cd in the mail to write about is probably at least somewhat interested in MUSIC, not nursery rhymes set to a drumbeat you can run in circles to.
--Aaron Icarus
"
Posted by: bob dole Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 38
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:29:44 PM PST
hahaha these dudes hate all the cds, these reviews are fucking funny !
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 52 Replies posted: 658
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:35:14 PM PST
Well he didn't listen to it. Enough said. I read some of his other reviews and in one he said that Bill Stevenson was a horrible drummer. Needless to say I don't like this guy after that. I want to kill him. Him saying that about guttermouth makes me laugh, but when you go after Bill thems fightin words...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:35:54 PM PST
yup...only a few say positive things
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:37:17 PM PST
I think he said Bill Stevenson was the worst drummer for Black Flag.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:38:25 PM PST
he just hates all the bands, but I still think it's funny
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 52 Replies posted: 658
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:38:45 PM PST
He also hates the used. jeez... No respect.... And Ryan Adams. I like that whiney little bitch Ryn. He's alright... Enough of this guy. He just likes to tear apart bands. He's not a reviewer. He just does this because it makes him feel better about his sorry self and his piss poor opinion on music. A reviewer should have the average opinion of the masses. Not my attitude towards music. You guys know I hate everything out there. It would be like me reviewing cd's...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:39:58 PM PST
Hey! Whatever, pal. He said Bill Stevenson and worst in the same sentance. That's not allowed where I come from...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:40:28 PM PST
Well, unless it's like the worst cock sucker or something like that...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:41:43 PM PST
anyway who cares about reviews the moment when they are the most interesting to read is when you have listened to the album. Else you know the reviewer don't have the time to get into the album ! I don't even know why like to read reviews...
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 52 Replies posted: 658
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:42:44 PM PST
hey u dunno.
maybe he's both a good drummer and a good cocksucker.
i wouldn't know.
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:42:55 PM PST
I honestly enjoy reading reviews in which the bands are torn apart, rather than boring even-handed reports on their music. Buddyhead don't give a fuck and they make me laugh, kind of like Guttermouth used to.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:43:16 PM PST
Maybe because it's something to do on the shitter and if you don't like what they have to say you can always wipe your ass with it... I'd wipe my ass with this review, but then I'd have to clean it off the computer screen later....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:46:24 PM PST
sure those guys can't say they r pro-reviewers
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:47:00 PM PST
Fanzines are good for wiping because they fold more easily, are softer on your bung hole and deserve it. Rolling stone etc doesn't fold so easily and is more difficult to flush.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:47:25 PM PST
Some of the stuff he says is funny, but it's pointless. you don't get what you need from a reviewer to see if you might like a cd. It's more for entertainment. You're not a kid anymore, so you wouldn't laugh at our poo poo pee pee jokes as much as you used to. Sorry you grew up and we grew old... After the last record I have about a lifetimes supply of review toilet paper...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:48:28 PM PST
hey ok no more pore pee pee jokes...but isn't there a gm song titled "pee in her shower" or somethin like dat phrom gustaw?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:48:39 PM PST
Rolling stone has that slick paper too. It just smears it all over your ass. Nasty mess, it does. Yes...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:49:30 PM PST
once i blew my nose with a page from my latin book
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:49:49 PM PST
'Pee in the shower'. yes... And your point is???? Survey says!
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:50:32 PM PST
Did pizza sauce come out, you filthy wop?.... Umm Just kidding...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:50:46 PM PST
After reading a recent article in "Big Brother" magazine my flatmate realised that he wipes his shithole STANDING UP. He asked me if I also STOOD UP to wipe, I said,"No you fucking idiot, that's why it's a toilet SEAT, to SIT on." And I looked at him funny for the rest of the day. I think I might move out.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:51:32 PM PST
i wish it did...and i'm afraid there is nuttin called pizza sauce in here...u know, we put tomatoes and mozzarella on it basically
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:52:16 PM PST
After reading a recent article in "Big Brother" magazine my flatmate realised that he wipes his shithole STANDING UP. He asked me if I also STOOD UP to wipe, I said,"No you fucking idiot, that's why it's a toilet SEAT, to SIT on." And I looked at him funny for the rest of the day. I think I might move out.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:52:27 PM PST
well i do it halfway...cmon u gotta get a bit up if u wanna reach ya ass properly
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:53:00 PM PST
After reading a recent article in "Big Brother" magazine my flatmate realised that he wipes his shithole STANDING UP. He asked me if I also STOOD UP to wipe, I said,"No you fucking idiot, that's why it's a toilet SEAT, to SIT on." And I looked at him funny for the rest of the day. I think I might move out.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:53:16 PM PST
Do you wipe front to back or side to side or back to front? I prefer the swirl technique where you wipe it front to back and then kind of in a circle to get the rest of it off. Is that weird? Then if it doesn't all come off I get the toilet paper wet by pissing on it and then wiping some more. Is that weird too?... Just curious if you guys do it like that too....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:53:36 PM PST
what? could u post it once more, i dind't understand
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:54:27 PM PST
i guess i go phront 2 back with a soft grabbin movement
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:54:49 PM PST
Woah! That was weird sorry. I'll never post again.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:55:05 PM PST
You weirdos. You's gottsta have pizza sauce. You put some spices and shit on it right. It would taste really bland if it was just chopped up tomatoes and no spice.... I just lean to the side when I wipe. No need to stand up....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:55:11 PM PST
daz rite man
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:56:13 PM PST
Da Pheesh is european so all he does is just squats in the street and then wipes while squatting...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:56:19 PM PST
well leanin...standin up...it depends how comfortable ya toilet is. i don't really pay attention 2 it.

and i repeat there's nuttin like "pizza sauce"...we can put oregano on it...basilico...or otha shit. shit we put almost anythin on pizza nowadays
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:56:58 PM PST
when u squat u can wipe on the old ladies passin by and lookin at u badly
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:58:54 PM PST
So you do put spices on it? I hope so. Well in America we have this thing called safe beef that we can actually eat without getting some weird disease that degenerates our nervous system. We make sausage and pepperoni with it and stuff like that. We put that on our pizzas. Do you do that?... Hahaha!
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:00:30 PM PST
Yeah, it's all about leaning. I don't see how an effective wipe could be made if you were to stand up. Your butt cheeks would close......it would get messy.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:01:18 PM PST
E Coli
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:02:09 PM PST
Well that's basically pizza sauce. We can buy it ready made in a can or jar. I'd have to say it's not always the best, but it's alright. I like to make mine home made though. We have this thing over here called delivery where you just call a pizza parlor up on the phone and they take your order. In about 30 minutes they come to your door with your order. It's amazing. You europeans should try it out...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:04:08 PM PST
Unless you're kind of bent over while standing up. I don't have buttcheeks because I'm too skinny, so I don't have the closing buttcheek problem. But I don't like the idea of standing up. What if you have a dangler and you stand up and it falls in your underwear that's been pushed aroung your ankles? That would suck...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:04:42 PM PST
Europe sucks
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:05:55 PM PST
Yeah, I was always wondering why my flatmate has turds all over his pants and shoes.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:08:20 PM PST
well of course u gotta b careful...
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:09:31 PM PST
Did he let them dry before picking them of like old scabs?... Fuck, pheesh. You made me hungry for pizza. I just ordered from pizza hut. Got me a sausage mushroom and pepperoni topped pizza on the way. And you know what else I got? Fucking ......hot..... Wings!!!!! Yeah. That's right. Some ranch dressing too. You don't have that in europe and it bums me out every time...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:09:32 PM PST
de...deli...deliveri? cosa??
oh rite...dat thing. we got it this year, it's cool...now we don't have 2 go by foot 2 the pizza wizard evrytime.
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:10:16 PM PST
It's wiping shit off your poop chute, not rocket science
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:12:08 PM PST
ranch dressin? i'm glad we don't have it here lol...
pizza hut...i heard pizza sux there...it's like produced chemically from cow eggs <----they exist only in the pizza hut backrooms
it's 1.11 am here...but damn talkin bout pizza made me kinda hungry 2.
dammit
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:12:13 PM PST
Sometimes I feel like I'm not getting all the shit off my ass that I should. Just getting it off the outside is just unacceptable anymore. So I like to stuff toilet paper up my ass and then squeeze it out like a piece of shit. That gets me wiped inside and out...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:12:44 PM PST
da pheesh is da retarded
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:13:41 PM PST
A toliet paper enema?? Interesting.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:15:20 PM PST
Actually laboratory rats shit the pizza out of there genetically altered giant sized asses. It's a sight to see. Pizza doesn't suck here if you know where to go. There's just a lot of different places to go. A variety if you will... Pizza huts not all that good. if you want fancy pizza you'd have to order elswhere like the california pizza kitchen. Oh, my! That stuff is good...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:16:16 PM PST
karl is the name of dat man dat sucked horses down in hole-klahoma. oh...maybe u r the brotha huh?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:16:36 PM PST
hahaha
Posted by: ajs0622 Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 816
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:17:51 PM PST
oh. That is pretty funny.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:17:57 PM PST
well fast food pizza is not very good here neither.
the funny thing is dat in most of restaurants here in milano pizza (the good 1) is cooked by pll from morocco...not the mustached fat man u prolly imagine lol
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:18:02 PM PST
Or when I'm feeling especially dirty. I'll wrap a lot of toilet paper around my finger and shove it up my ass a swirl it around. That usually gives me a hard-on though and also makes me worry that there may be something hiding in my sexuality closet, so I don't do this very often...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:19:04 PM PST
karl u dind't laugh cuz ya mouth is placed on ya asshole and since u r sittin on it rite now (while u jack off on some porn site) u coulnd't hear ya own laughter.
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:19:50 PM PST
Ty is always imagining a moustached fat man, whilst fingering himself with his index finger mummified in toilet paper.
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:20:31 PM PST
open dat door ty.
i mean...open both doors.
free yourself.
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:21:04 PM PST
well daz a problem of his...i don't wanna deal with it.
i don't cook pizza and i don't have mustache
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:21:09 PM PST
hmmmmm, so my ears are covered too or are.......wait a minute what exactly did you just say?
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:21:19 PM PST
I remember a restaraunt when I was little called romas pizza. they had the best stone oven cooked pizzas ever. I can't remember where they were from though. Maybe siscily or how ever you spell it. God it was so good. I need to go home and visit my folks so I can have some more of it. that and emo's st,louis style pizza. That stuff was good too. They made their pizza with provolone cheese.... Hey amanda... Whatcha doin?
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:22:28 PM PST
You don't cook pizza? YOu don't have a moustache?

What kind of italian are you?
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:23:19 PM PST
Mmmmm mustache! I mean. Shut up! I was just thinking about ummm puppies and kitties... I mean Guns and ammo....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:23:25 PM PST
yo, i just got home, which would explain the 1 hour and 15 min leave of absense
Posted by: ajs0622 Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 816
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:23:42 PM PST
provolone is cool. mozzarella is betta on pizza. the ideal pizza would theorically b in naples...sicily is anotha italian region
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:24:08 PM PST
Hey, amanda. I have pizza and wings on the way. Want to split a pizza and fuck?... owww!
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:25:55 PM PST
Well I liked the provolone because it was different. I like mozzarella to though. It depends on my mood, you fangula. Is that how you spell it?
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:26:12 PM PST
have you been drinking? haha
Posted by: ajs0622 Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 816
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:28:03 PM PST
No. I haven't taken any pills either. Go figure. But I have pizza on the way. Maybe that's why I'm so excited. Bullets'n'cockstain are filming a video tonight. Wanna go? I have to be there around 6...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:28:10 PM PST
ROFLMAO!!!!
fangula sounds so damn funny.
so wut would a "fangula" b
lol
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:28:41 PM PST
sounds likefun, actaully i am pretty hungry
Posted by: ajs0622 Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 816
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:29:36 PM PST
It's italian for faggot. Right? That's how it sounds anyway. I don't know how to spell it.
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:31:31 PM PST
no...faggot is frocio, ricchione, culattone...lol we have a lot of words 4 it.
maybe u meant "vaffanculo", which means fuck off
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:31:42 PM PST
Oh yeah? Well I'll tell you what. Since I'm stinky because I haven't showered to day be here in about an hour or so, so the pizza will be here and I'll have time to take a shower as well... Sound good?
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:31:59 PM PST
dude, i just called your cell, turned it off eh?
Posted by: ajs0622 Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 816
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:32:38 PM PST
sure, the pizza mite get offended if u eat her wit stinky armpits
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:32:52 PM PST
and change your answering machine
Posted by: ajs0622 Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 816
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:33:09 PM PST
see you at 530?
Posted by: ajs0622 Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 816
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:34:29 PM PST
Well shit. The pizza just got here. Do you want to just come over in about an hour and I'll warm it up for you. I'm going to go ahead and eat now. I'm so hungry. Or maybe you could come over now and just eat while I'm in the shower.... Tell me what you think...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:35:41 PM PST
adios muthafuckas
Posted by: ajs0622 Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 816
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:35:45 PM PST
hahaa sure...he wants 2 pop outta the showa with the extra pepperone not on the pizza lmao
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:35:52 PM PST
gud bai
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:36:39 PM PST
hey! i happen to like raw pepperoini....seriously, im not kidding, but its super fattening
Posted by: ajs0622 Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 816
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:36:47 PM PST
larter
Posted by: ajs0622 Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 816
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:38:24 PM PST
Oh whoops.... Well Unlike you europeans who bath once a year I like to be clean and have an unoffensive odor when I have a beautiful woman in my company. It's polite... Okay. I got the call incase anyone was interested. See you soon, amanda... See you guys later...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:39:21 PM PST
Bye
Posted by: KARL Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 230
Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 04:39:39 PM PST
lol...i showa evryday...i don't even sweat much when i go 2 gym
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Saturday, November 30th 2002 @ 05:01:40 AM PST
They have gyms in europe? About time you guys stepped up....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 85 Replies posted: 3924
Saturday, November 30th 2002 @ 06:00:31 AM PST
step up step down come on guys push them legs....haha i fuckn hate gym and stuff like that
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 79 Replies posted: 3054
Saturday, November 30th 2002 @ 10:30:39 AM PST
we also have cinemas...of course, since last year
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 6414
Saturday, November 30th 2002 @ 05:55:39 PM PST
Mark said it best when he said anyone thats paid to review music is drastically overpaid.
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 533
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