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| Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 02:26:14 PM PST |
Conversation heard between George W. Bush and Condoleeza Rice
(I take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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| Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:14:17 PM PST |
Vote for me, Bob Dole!
Bob Dole knows who Hu is |
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| Friday, November 29th 2002 @ 03:48:51 PM PST |
oh really?
and hu is he, huh? |
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| Saturday, November 30th 2002 @ 10:49:30 AM PST |
| yo. |
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| Saturday, November 30th 2002 @ 12:21:41 PM PST |
| Hu is the leader of china |
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| Posted by: bob dole |
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| Saturday, November 30th 2002 @ 07:00:17 PM PST |
| who? |
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| Saturday, November 30th 2002 @ 08:41:59 PM PST |
| Hu is the leader of china |
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| Posted by: bob dole |
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| Saturday, November 30th 2002 @ 08:42:31 PM PST |
err crap
Yes Hu |
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| Sunday, December 1st 2002 @ 06:19:39 AM PST |
| hu who? |
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