Guttermouth
If you were an animal what animal would you be? Robot add ons are allowed.
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Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 12:47:37 PM PST
I would be a blue bull dog with machinical spider legs.

The sound I would make would be like this:

SSsspSsspspspspspspspsps....

That would be me running with my spider legs to catch speed for an attack.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 94
Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 01:36:06 PM PST
i would like to be a koala bear. they live in australia and all they ever do is sleep and eat. and at night id have wild sex with poopmouth
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 665
Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 01:37:56 PM PST
I would be a llama with gorilla arms and I'd spit at the people that try to watch the gorilla armed llama jack off. Those bastards.
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 438
Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 01:46:17 PM PST
arrr nobody was talking to YOU, PERV!

......and then id walk to surfers paradise and rent a small surfboard and everybody would think im so cute cause theyd never seen a koala bear on a surfboard before heheh
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 665
Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 01:50:09 PM PST
Golly. That's a great story. Please tell us more. I'm fucking getting so just wild and crazy listening to your stimulating story.
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 438
Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 03:42:17 PM PST
i'd be camouflagedspider monker with a hrose cock and an ass canon to blas my shit all over unexpecting victicms.
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 546
Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 04:07:54 PM PST
Uhhhhh, ya ok powerfag-234
Posted by: L Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 652
Tuesday, April 16th 2002 @ 01:40:51 AM PST
uhm...well do i really have 2 answa? i guess dat i would b an human since i'm a pheesh now.
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 1049
Tuesday, April 16th 2002 @ 11:38:28 PM PST
hey a koala on a surfboard would be cute, but if it was wearing a lil pair of swim trunks itd be the cutest thing ever!
Posted by: The Majestic Yoshi Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 103
Wednesday, April 17th 2002 @ 02:45:19 AM PST
I would be a butterfly, nobody ever suspects the butterfly, muhahahaha.

I don't have sex with koala's. I just watch them have sex.
Posted by: Poopmouth Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 128
Wednesday, April 17th 2002 @ 02:47:15 AM PST
Unless there is a hot chick under the koala suit.

If so, then yes I would agree to your predictions of wild sex.
Posted by: Poopmouth Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 128
Wednesday, April 17th 2002 @ 03:19:25 AM PST
i would be a rabbit.
(self explanatory)
Posted by: kat the brat Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 3
Wednesday, April 17th 2002 @ 04:49:15 AM PST
i would be a fat cat that is a root rat of the street the king of the hill!!!
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 71
Wednesday, April 17th 2002 @ 05:08:17 AM PST
neongreen if i was to be an animal i would be ur mum
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 71
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