| Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 12:47:37 PM PST |
I would be a blue bull dog with machinical spider legs.
The sound I would make would be like this:
SSsspSsspspspspspspspsps....
That would be me running with my spider legs to catch speed for an attack. |
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| Posted by: neongreen |
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| Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 01:36:06 PM PST |
| i would like to be a koala bear. they live in australia and all they ever do is sleep and eat. and at night id have wild sex with poopmouth |
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| Posted by: lgfg |
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| Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 01:37:56 PM PST |
| I would be a llama with gorilla arms and I'd spit at the people that try to watch the gorilla armed llama jack off. Those bastards. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 01:46:17 PM PST |
arrr nobody was talking to YOU, PERV!
......and then id walk to surfers paradise and rent a small surfboard and everybody would think im so cute cause theyd never seen a koala bear on a surfboard before heheh |
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| Posted by: lgfg |
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| Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 01:50:09 PM PST |
| Golly. That's a great story. Please tell us more. I'm fucking getting so just wild and crazy listening to your stimulating story. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 03:42:17 PM PST |
| i'd be camouflagedspider monker with a hrose cock and an ass canon to blas my shit all over unexpecting victicms. |
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| Posted by: smegmasniffer |
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| Monday, April 15th 2002 @ 04:07:54 PM PST |
| Uhhhhh, ya ok powerfag-234 |
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| Posted by: L |
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| Tuesday, April 16th 2002 @ 01:40:51 AM PST |
| uhm...well do i really have 2 answa? i guess dat i would b an human since i'm a pheesh now. |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Tuesday, April 16th 2002 @ 11:38:28 PM PST |
| hey a koala on a surfboard would be cute, but if it was wearing a lil pair of swim trunks itd be the cutest thing ever! |
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| Posted by: The Majestic Yoshi |
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| Wednesday, April 17th 2002 @ 02:45:19 AM PST |
I would be a butterfly, nobody ever suspects the butterfly, muhahahaha.
I don't have sex with koala's. I just watch them have sex. |
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| Posted by: Poopmouth |
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| Wednesday, April 17th 2002 @ 02:47:15 AM PST |
Unless there is a hot chick under the koala suit.
If so, then yes I would agree to your predictions of wild sex. |
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| Posted by: Poopmouth |
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| Wednesday, April 17th 2002 @ 03:19:25 AM PST |
i would be a rabbit. (self explanatory) |
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| Posted by: kat the brat |
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| Wednesday, April 17th 2002 @ 04:49:15 AM PST |
| i would be a fat cat that is a root rat of the street the king of the hill!!! |
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| Posted by: Gutter_BOY |
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| Wednesday, April 17th 2002 @ 05:08:17 AM PST |
| neongreen if i was to be an animal i would be ur mum |
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| Posted by: Gutter_BOY |
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