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Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:19:25 AM PST
He wore a pair of really,REALLY tight grey trousers so you could see his crotch super-well and a reaaly tiny white shirt and school tie and he also wore a bike helmet and a large glove and when people answered their doors and asked what he was meant to be he said....."a spastic" and then he did a funny little shuffle dance for them and he got so much stuff for it. In a matter of aboot 1 hour he became a neighboorhood hero and he is being worshipped at school like a goddess but all the popular folk think hes a complete shit so a round of applause for my brother
Posted by: Rayvon	Topics started: 55	Replies posted: 1223
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:46:56 AM PST
so in short you were checking out your brothers crotch?
Posted by: Jaryn	Topics started: 246	Replies posted: 3270
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:51:29 AM PST
I sure was but then again so was half the neighboorhood so its not like i was doing anything wrong...was i?
Posted by: Rayvon	Topics started: 55	Replies posted: 1223
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:54:03 AM PST
*looks at you and runs away*
Posted by: Jaryn	Topics started: 246	Replies posted: 3270
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:55:18 AM PST
Oh come on man - you should have seen him - hes officially a neighboorhood hero now (well all his friends think so anyway)
Posted by: Rayvon	Topics started: 55	Replies posted: 1223
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:59:17 AM PST
Hes got ginger hair too and he listens to the ramones constantly so he was a hero anyway. Speaking of ginger haired people and the ramones theres a guy in my class who says the ramones are shit(As well as every other band i like and told me to go and listen to some "classic" music i.e-techno I reckon i should kick his techno-loving fat ass
Posted by: Rayvon	Topics started: 55	Replies posted: 1223
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 05:08:09 AM PST
guys don't use words like that to describe colors unless you're talking to a girl you're trying to get into the sack no really never go beyond the '16 count box of crayons' colors unless you are christopher lowell then you can fuschia, ginger, and mint creme your pretty little heart out
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:44:44 AM PST
Rayvon, you stupid faggot... go fuck your brother some more... just please resist the urge to tell us about it.
Posted by: broadways	Topics started: 175	Replies posted: 4325
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:23:41 AM PST
His golden crotch glistened in my ass... right before i capped i twith my AR-33
Posted by: The Washington Sniper	Topics started: 5	Replies posted: 61
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 03:16:14 PM PST
I like a tweak of turquoise.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 03:28:30 PM PST
i've always though the color goldenrod was pretty perverted
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 03:33:20 PM PST
beige is the new tan, which was the new sienna for a while there.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 03:39:50 PM PST
what do you know about periwinkle? i hated that damn crayon too
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 03:41:26 PM PST
jimbo used to be named periwinkle...
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 03:43:47 PM PST
jimbo jammer and his periwinkle flight suit were reknowned here
Posted by: L	Topics started: 143	Replies posted: 6565
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 03:51:27 PM PST
wild strawberry tastes the best.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 03:58:34 PM PST
i wonder if anyone's ever done a study to find out what color crayon kids were most likely to eat i always figured it would be the red or orange ones
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:02:56 PM PST
I'd eat carribean green first.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:04:17 PM PST
Al Roker agrees with me.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:05:24 PM PST
shut the fuck up
Posted by: broadways	Topics started: 175	Replies posted: 4325
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:06:57 PM PST
I disagree. I am a guy, and I refer to the 'more advanced colors' all the time. I actually made an index of every one word color I could find. Maize is one of my favorite colors.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:09:23 PM PST
You are a guy, but your openess and "art student" sort of personality (some of us would aliken it to the homoseual being) differentiates you from the average western male.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:09:42 PM PST
insert x above.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:11:34 PM PST
Art student? HAHA. My major is Computer Science and Mathematics. I am not a weirdo. I am simply well-rounded. Homosexual? Well aside from the fact that I have no desire to have sexual relations with another guy, or even see any such rubbish, and that I like girls quite a bit, I suppose you mind think that seeing as how I am happier than most. But that wouldn't make much sense now would it?
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:18:42 PM PST
I wasn't calling you homosexual... I was saying your personality can be likened to that of a stereotypical homosexual. As much as I would like to believe you you have no gay desires, words don't always describe ones true inner thoughts and feelings. Most often ones words about themselves are false and misleading. Computer science and mathematics... my angle on you might be slightly wrong, but I get the sense you have a "I'm better than you" mentality going on, which you probably show through a content sort of facial expression when "normal" people talk to you about "normal" things.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:19:19 PM PST
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHA bob you really kill me man seriously
Posted by: Ti Smith	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:22:06 PM PST
Personality of a homosexual? And what exactly does that mean? I guarantee you that I have no gay desires. Not even in the slighest. I have a solid grasp of my identity, physically and psychologically. Better than you attitude? Sure, I'll agree that is true. Content attitude when people talk about normal things? Nah. Usually I just avoid normal discussion.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:23:55 PM PST
you really are coming off a 'holier than thou' attitude right now. That will really make people want to believe in God now wont it? I think you should talk to your youth group leader about your problem!
Posted by: Ti Smith	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:25:19 PM PST
LOL. Maybe you are right. It will turn people off from me to an extent. But then that should encourage me to change my ways yes? And that would make me follow my beliefs more closely, and be a better witness; and then people would follow the truth. Hmmmm: win win whatever the case eh?
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:26:17 PM PST
Your personality has similar traits to that of a homosexual, with all your feelings and emotions and your expressing it. I never said you had gay desires, that could be true. Perhaps you are in denial, perhaps you are yet to discover a love that isn't bounded by gender.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:26:48 PM PST
let me guess, you probably think by the way im talking/typing that ive got no idea about 'God' or 'Jesus' or even the tribulation? pre? mid? post? ya thats right, bucko...
Posted by: Ti Smith	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:27:15 PM PST
you're a JoHo, huh?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:27:36 PM PST
Oh yeah, just like I haven't discovered I enjoy slashing people like you with a rusty rake. What? That doesn't make sense? Well neither does what you just said. I will never be homosexual.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:28:59 PM PST
LOL, I never said you didn't understand anything about God or Jesus. I find it interesting you feel the need to make me aware you know something about God. It isn't about knowing. "And fool can know, the point is to understand." ~Einstein
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:29:20 PM PST
hey what was the regular routine of the hebrews while translating the bible if they accidentally misspelled a word athlonut?
Posted by: Ti Smith	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:32:29 PM PST
im still waiting athlonut? looking up the information doesnt count
Posted by: Ti Smith	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:34:47 PM PST
Your fate isn't in your hands, god may have a gay lover coming in your direction. Perhaps you will fall in love with a girl, and that girl will fall in love with your male room mate, who has an attraction for you. This confusing love triangle will cause tension and friction, but your exploration of sexuality through this time will lead you to realise further about the desires that lie within you. You know, like that movie threesome.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:36:26 PM PST
What are you waiting for? Whether I am pre, mid, or post tribulation?
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:36:52 PM PST
no...my question about the hebrews nevermind
Posted by: Ti Smith	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:37:42 PM PST
I build my beliefs on a foundation. My desires fall in line with my beliefs. Therefore -> that will never happen.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:38:41 PM PST
The answer to your question about the Hebrews is what are you really asking?
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:39:05 PM PST
uhh look above i asked a question yes.
Posted by: Ti Smith	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:45:49 PM PST
Golly. You think that this is the same athlonut that sarah was talking to? Duh...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:48:12 PM PST
i know I didn't tell him about this place
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:52:16 PM PST
I read the question. I am saying why are you asking that specific question. It seems to me you have a deeper reason. IE, I think it is a leading question.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:53:33 PM PST
You caused it sayruh, by posting the chat. I search the internet carefully for any mention of myself. By using my nick and my website I simply ended up here by searching. Silly to post such things in public, because the person you are mocking will find out. Next time, mock me to my face, not to some other people who won't defend themselves.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:54:45 PM PST
I just liked the movie threesome was all.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:54:47 PM PST
It's not. People get bored being themselves because they realize how pathetic they are in real life, so they take on a new personality online where they can get away with it...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:56:43 PM PST
Hahaha If this is really althonut then that's fucking gay. If it was althonut I'm sure he wouldn't hang out here for long therefor it couldn't be...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:57:32 PM PST
you don't know what you're talking about Ty.
Posted by: Ty Bo	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 39
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:58:16 PM PST
I was looking for a high quality workout product, and I found myself at this board.
Posted by: Ty Bo	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 39
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:59:25 PM PST
Mack Hummers is king, you hear me
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:00:50 PM PST
I'm not me? HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:04:24 PM PST
Well anyone can sign up as someone else, assmunch. Or have you not seen all the people posing as me with Ti Smith, and William Tyler Smith?
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:04:57 PM PST
amazin
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 343	Replies posted: 7372
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:06:40 PM PST
honestly it think it really IS him and how can i mock you to your face? i live in fucking florida haha remember you IMed ME
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:07:45 PM PST
[email protected]
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 343	Replies posted: 7372
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:08:29 PM PST
this is all completely fucking gay, i talked to sayruh, she'sfine and if anyone has a problem or needs to sign up as her ex or whatever the fuck..its com[l;etely, thoroughly gay
Posted by: L	Topics started: 143	Replies posted: 6565
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:08:40 PM PST
It is. isn't it...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:09:53 PM PST
like whatever we all worship satan here so who cares
Posted by: L	Topics started: 143	Replies posted: 6565
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:09:56 PM PST
I would never spite someone out of spite.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:10:16 PM PST
Where at in florida, sarah? FUCKING, florida? I want to visit that place...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:11:39 PM PST
he's not my ex dammit!! i do not know this guy gahhhhh i dunno i think it's funny as fuck that he wound up HERE of all places so if y'all are freakin about it then blame me i guess *bites lip*i can take it
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:12:22 PM PST
won't you be here this month? in orlando nonetheless mmhhhmmmmmm do you ever talk to gibby or mr lippi?
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:12:35 PM PST
calm down, jesus will strik on all even me. so worship me and my happy religion [email protected]
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 343	Replies posted: 7372
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:14:52 PM PST
I messaged you first? I don't recall that. I have the logs... As I remember it you messaged me, by the fact that I put a message on the board a friend pointed me to. You even admitted this yourself in the logs as I recall.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:17:03 PM PST
I'll be there in a couple of weeks, sarah. I haven't talked to those guys since warped tour. They're not the same since they got the new line-up.... I miss tony. He tricked me into drinking his piss on time after a show. I thought it was just a warm beer. That really sucked. I took one little sip and almost puked. hahaha! Wait. It wasn't funny.I hate that guy. hahaha!
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:17:40 PM PST
you dumb shit i thought you said you talked to mike hahahaah the first time it wasn't me it was these three guys in MD and then you found my im name or something and i freaked and asked them who this guy is trying to im me and they told me they said they were me some detective YOU are you're basing your "discovery of the truth" on what i said in those convos???? damn, where was your God THEN? gimme a damn break pal next time master the art of IP tracking or something
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:19:56 PM PST
i don't talk to tony anymore EVER long story well not really i talk to gibby online sometimes and pat too from his new band have you heard them yet? pretty swell methinks Related URL: http://www.mycaptainmusic.com
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:20:24 PM PST
tony's a real hoot though
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:20:28 PM PST
I have lincoln logs. They smell kind of funnny though and they seem to be made of a wierd material. The nice lady behind the counter said they were organic lincolon logs...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:20:59 PM PST
interesting. I did track the ips #s actually. They came from Maryland. Comcast. Mike's house.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:22:53 PM PST
hmmm hmmmm well then all of them???? only the first convo should be i've never been to MD in my LIFE
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:25:22 PM PST
I actually haven't heard them yet. They told me their new name and stuff, but I was a little tired and more interested in my beer than listening to gibby talk about his new band. No offense to him of course. I just wasn't in the mood...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:26:03 PM PST
this is boring me intensely, i wanna play our music on the phone again
Posted by: L	Topics started: 143	Replies posted: 6565
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:27:10 PM PST
That would explain a lot. Mike's friend whom I know from class got mad thinking you were in MD, because he said he was going to visit you and told her. Interesting. I didn't continue to track IP #. I didn't realize it wasn't you I talked to initially.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:28:19 PM PST
whatever theyre called we're better! Ty you know it too! Related URL: http://grinc.org/offspring/sickos/
Posted by: L	Topics started: 143	Replies posted: 6565
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:28:24 PM PST
do you take requests?
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:28:27 PM PST
Yeah, so fuck you, you bible humping faggot. Eat the dick of jesus and drink his cum next time instead of his body and blood or something.... yeah, I got him good that time...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:29:33 PM PST
uhm, got me? how so? I stopped reading the sentence after the first 8 or so words.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:29:34 PM PST
is it sacrilicious humping the bible?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:29:39 PM PST
gossip is fucking lame, take it away from our bored athlotwat
Posted by: L	Topics started: 143	Replies posted: 6565
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:30:14 PM PST
I'll try sara whats the request??
Posted by: L	Topics started: 143	Replies posted: 6565
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:30:53 PM PST
Who were the three guys. I should like to know. I'll be happy to leave you alone. I am only after the initial jerks.
Posted by: athlonut	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:30:58 PM PST
well enough of the small talk when are we gonna fuck? you're so full of empty promises and i know you have a lot of pent up sexual energy REPENTLEASE REPENTLEASE
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:31:56 PM PST
oh wait phones ringin, cool
Posted by: L	Topics started: 143	Replies posted: 6565
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:32:16 PM PST
well enough of the small talk when are we gonna fuck? you're so full of empty promises and i know you have a lot of pent up sexual energy REPENTLEASE REPENTLEASE
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:32:34 PM PST
goddamn fuckin asshole html screwin up my strikethroughs grrrrrr
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:32:51 PM PST
haha, i got so much shit snice then [email protected]
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 343	Replies posted: 7372
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:33:12 PM PST
and the double posting garbage wtf ::STAB::: whore bitch slut computer
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:33:34 PM PST
hey Lazer, since when did you shy away from gossip?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:33:55 PM PST
Lazer is my friend!
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:34:53 PM PST
do you have any songs about whores, laze? like whore with knocked out teeth that give 3 dollar handjobs and work part time at a greasy spoon and tend to smell like vapo-rub????
Posted by: SayRuh	Topics started: 142	Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:34:58 PM PST
ohh yeah? But i got a secret to tell to the first 2 people. [email protected]
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 343	Replies posted: 7372
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:35:13 PM PST
Hahaha. Fuck her, you pussy. I hate the God fearing children of America. How can you believe in a fairy tail written 2000 years ago? I guess the new bible in the future will be the lord of the rings...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:36:45 PM PST
I wouldn't trust a guy from the middle east 200o years ago, let along a guy from Isreal today.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:37:14 PM PST
The one true religion is scientology.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:37:15 PM PST
And I was being sarcastic, you piece of human garbage althonut... Of course I should have known that god boy doesn't get sarcasm. It must be a sin because in a way you're lying...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:37:54 PM PST
haahhhahhaahahahahhahaahaha, you said god boy...and this guy is obviously not a boy, but a hermie
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:38:12 PM PST
Then one true religion is in the lord of the dance.... I love that song by the vandals...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:39:50 PM PST
Lord of the Dance is fantastic, but have you seen Riverdance?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:39:52 PM PST
He's not a man I'll tell you that. A man would have taken the chance to hump sarah. I would have if I only had a penis worthy of such a prize. hahaha!
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:41:07 PM PST
Have I seen riverdance? Who do you think you're talking to? man!... Sometiems I read what I write and just giggle to myself and exclaim,"what the fuck!"
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:41:09 PM PST
i have a small chode too, Tyler, youre not alone
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:44:28 PM PST
I wasn't talking about size. I'd just hate to turn her vagina into a biohazard...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:45:05 PM PST
oh...i wasnt talking about size either...*looks around*
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:46:24 PM PST
I have Riverdance on DVD because I love it. It's just that I have no DVD player.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:47:51 PM PST
hahaha. You were talking about choda right. Like sometimes when you've been yanking it all day you shoot a small sized choada. yup...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:48:59 PM PST
yeah...thats what i meant...i think......but i'm well hung...just ask jimmy james
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:49:23 PM PST
You just like the pictures on the box, right? Kind of like looking at the pictures on a porno box... Okay. I'm losing it..
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:50:13 PM PST
michael flatley is the new messiah, taking applications for new disciples
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:50:45 PM PST
hey, jimmy. Is this guy lying to me?
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:52:09 PM PST
of course im not...Mark Summers never lies, and Mack Hummers isn't gonna start for him
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:53:29 PM PST
Let me see them boots!.... Ahhh amanda is coming over. What are the words to that song amanda? Someone help me out. Or just hum it like I do...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:54:13 PM PST
i dont know em, buddy, but you can just play it on keyboard
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:56:55 PM PST
I can? But I couldn't before. Doo dodod ododododododooo.. Ahh music to my ears...
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:57:37 PM PST
Rock me doctor zaeus!
Posted by: Ty Smith	Topics started: 139	Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:57:53 PM PST
ty, how would you feel if i covered the entire Gusto album on keyboard and acoustic guitar?? it will be called "Gusto strikes back"
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:02:42 PM PST
hahahaha I love Planet of the Apes: the musical
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:12:05 PM PST
i guess "gusto strikes back: a gusto remake by Mark Summers" isnt a good idea... and it was gonna be so great
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:12:56 PM PST
I thought you were Mack Hummers
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:13:12 PM PST
i am indeed both
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:16:56 PM PST
thats like claiming I am Bucket_O_Beef, and also that delightful Jerry Orbach guy.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef	Topics started: 164	Replies posted: 6447
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:17:11 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i love Orbach
Posted by: Mack Hummers	Topics started: 6	Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:18:23 PM PST
I also am an Orbach fan.
Posted by: KITT the car	Topics started: 3	Replies posted: 16
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:18:59 PM PST
some might say I lov Orbach so much that I accidentally signed on as the wrong name
Posted by: KITT the car	Topics started: 3	Replies posted: 16
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:21:49 PM PST
boy did you ever
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 453	Replies posted: 8155

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