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| Sunday, November 3rd 2002 @ 04:53:15 PM PST |
tim_the_ox: hello
nikihamby: do I know you?
tim_the_ox: I don't think so :)
tim_the_ox: I'm just wanting to make a friend
tim_the_ox: niki??
nikihamby: ok
tim_the_ox: are you there?
nikihamby: no, I ran away
tim_the_ox: ouch :D
tim_the_ox: let me catch you ;)
nikihamby: I don't want to be caught
tim_the_ox: I'm a computer programmer from Seattle and I'm down by Moores Creek Alabama and I searched for people in the area and you came up, cute profile pic adorable baby
tim_the_ox: I'm here scouting a programmer named Bill Freeman real promising talent
nikihamby: where the hell is Moore's Creek???
tim_the_ox: it is off of highway 50
nikihamby: and thanks :)
nikihamby: Oh really?!?!?!?!
tim_the_ox: kinda close to Little Shawmut
tim_the_ox: and Huguley
tim_the_ox: are you framiliar with those locations?
nikihamby: i actually live in Huguley
tim_the_ox: wow so not too far away huh
tim_the_ox: small world
nikihamby: I have never heard of Moore's Creek though
tim_the_ox: wow it isn't much of a town just a community
tim_the_ox: I'm not surprised it took us forever to find it
nikihamby: so what the hell brings you to this little podunk hole in the wall??? LOL
tim_the_ox: we are interviewing this programmer, Bill Freeman, I work with Epic Mega Games and we are a pretty rich company so we come to our applicants I guess
nikihamby: um.......ok
tim_the_ox: yeah well anyway, I'm kinda lonely tonight and was wondering if I could be lucky enough to recieve your company
nikihamby: it's 1:30 in the morning....I'm about to go to bed
tim_the_ox: oh well I'd really like to join you
nikihamby: uh......no
tim_the_ox: oh alright well another one of my passions besides wild sex with strangers is chowing down on infants, would you care to donate your son to my colon
tim_the_ox: hello?? niki
nikihamby: Would you like to meet my Home Security System, you sick fuck
tim_the_ox: what is that
nikihamby: Go away, never speak to me again, And you shall not be harmed
tim_the_ox: as long as you've got an oven and some sharp knives your son and I will get along just fine.....
nikihamby: You stay the fuck away from my son, you sick fucking cunt.....Trust me, I know how to get rid of your ass
tim_the_ox: alright, i know how to get rid of your son as well.. diahrea
tim_the_ox: fucking rap bacon around sections of his intestines
tim_the_ox: yum
nikihamby: Meet my friend the IGNORE button....YOU WILL NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
tim_the_ox: sure
tim_the_ox: ignore me honey
tim_the_ox: I'll be over in a few hours |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
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| Sunday, November 3rd 2002 @ 04:53:37 PM PST |
tim_the_ox: accidently closed the window :((
a12stepgirl: :))
a12stepgirl: I like Italian the best... I guess if I had to choose
tim_the_ox: they actually "serve" the pig brains everywhere in Texas, I was even at a cattle auction that served them.
a12stepgirl: something very comforting about Italian food
a12stepgirl: there is NOTHING comforting about pig brains
tim_the_ox: Luigi is a sexy bastard
a12stepgirl: hahahahahahahahah
a12stepgirl: is he a personal friend of yours?
tim_the_ox: yeah we fought together in 'nam
tim_the_ox: ;)
a12stepgirl: that's it!
a12stepgirl: so, where do you work out?
tim_the_ox: I haven't found a good gym over here in Druid Hills but I got a personal gym in my garage
tim_the_ox: :|
a12stepgirl: what's up with THAT face?
tim_the_ox: do you go to a gym?
a12stepgirl: yes...
tim_the_ox: I like that face it is my favorite
a12stepgirl: Dekalb Wellness Center... it's at Dekalb Medical Center in Decatur
tim_the_ox: I've heard of that, is it any good
a12stepgirl: there are several JOCKS who do that weightlifting stuff....
a12stepgirl: it's cheap and well maintained
tim_the_ox: wow thats a combination that is hard to come by these days huh?
a12stepgirl: I've used it off and on for years
a12stepgirl: It's 42 bucks a month... no contract... and if you pay for 6 months in advance it works out to 37/month I think... and even cheaper if you pay for the year
tim_the_ox: thats a good deal
a12stepgirl: yea... I paid for 6 months in Dec when I got the layoff news... I knew I needed to stick with it
a12stepgirl: I do mostly water aerobics... but use the dry gym some too these days
tim_the_ox: yeah good strategy
tim_the_ox: dry gym sounds dirty ;)
a12stepgirl: LOL
a12stepgirl: there are some cute boys out there...
tim_the_ox: nasty
a12stepgirl: yes... they are... and sweaty too
tim_the_ox: I don't know why I'm into weight lifting I've always been more of a pansy kind of guy, my exgirlfriend was shocked when she found out I like to cuddle
a12stepgirl: that's funny
tim_the_ox: :)
a12stepgirl: so, you're up late... you don't have an early start?
tim_the_ox: one time I was screwing my neighbors daughter she's about 13 and I was eating pig brains at the same time, and I dropped them and during the motions her face got rubbed around on them and stuff, she was all bloody and stuff, it looked like I punched her she started to vomit and as she did her vagina would tighten it was a great feeling...
tim_the_ox: I go in at around 11
a12stepgirl: ummmmmmmmmm, thanks for the story
tim_the_ox: anytime,
tim_the_ox: Texas is a pretty loose state on enforcing statutory rape so I took advantage of that whenever I could..
tim_the_ox: 0:)
a12stepgirl: yea, right
tim_the_ox: I'm not gonna do that anymore though
a12stepgirl: well, that's good to know
tim_the_ox: i just looked at your profile pic, you look pretty hot.. and maybe even hotter since you lost some weight, you wanna skooch your clit down to the Ox Cock Saloon
tim_the_ox: I've got protection baby ain't nothing to worry about
a12stepgirl: ummmmmmmmmm, nope
tim_the_ox: :(
tim_the_ox: damn, the only thing I've been able to get pleasure out of, is coating my dick with maple syrup and letting my ants crawl on it
tim_the_ox: I've got alot of ants in this damn house
a12stepgirl: I can understand why my dear
tim_the_ox: whys that?
tim_the_ox: aren't I sexy
tim_the_ox: I guess I may have to start driving past middle schools again
a12stepgirl: you're a bit weirder than my taste
tim_the_ox: alot of women say that, then they quickly change their toon when they ride the ox's billyclub of woman pleasure
tim_the_ox: tune rather.. sorry
tim_the_ox: goddamn one time I was fucking this girl in the bathroom of Tom Landry Elementry school and I came so hard all over her face I took her eye out
tim_the_ox: hello baby ??
tim_the_ox: talk to me
a12stepgirl: I don't think I want to anymore
tim_the_ox: why not
tim_the_ox: just wanna make ya squeel like a woman having a wild fuckin orgasm..
a12stepgirl: tim.......................
a12stepgirl: why don't you take me off your list... you're coming off of mine
tim_the_ox: one time this lady came to my farm, and I wanted her real bad but she wouldn't let me have her so I parked my fuckin tractor on top of her midsection and fucked her, she died a little later but I did a good job of covering it up
tim_the_ox: god that was a glorious moment cumming all over her dead body
a12stepgirl: bye tim... putting you on ignore
tim_the_ox: why?
tim_the_ox: you fucking slutty bitch... I'm outta here |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
Topics started: 89 |
Replies posted: 1642 |
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| Sunday, November 3rd 2002 @ 04:53:52 PM PST |
mjgow: Hi. Hope I am not bothering. I am getting back into fitness after a long illness and am looking for help, advice, and motivation as I try to get back into shape. I saw your profile and was wondering if I could ask some questions. If not, I understand. Thanks and have a great day! Mike
tim_the_ox: I'm busy drinkin hog piss son your risking yourself an ass whoopin
mjgow: then sorry to have bothered you
tim_the_ox: yeah you back off you fuckin pussy
tim_the_ox: come back here you bitch
tim_the_ox: I'm gonna come looking for your fucking ass if you don't respond
mjgow: and how would you like me to respond?
tim_the_ox: thats up to you, but just remember that it may entitle you to a fuckin ass whoopin
mjgow: look, I was looking for some help and advice. If you don't want to help, that's fine...
tim_the_ox: ask me some fuckin questions
mjgow: why and when did you begin seriously working out?
tim_the_ox: well, I started working out in the summer of 1985 when Hulkamania was fuckin huge I wanted to be like fuckin Hulk Hogan you know, I was fucking doing everything taking the roids and all that shit, then they became illegal and i stopped that shit real quick, cause a billy club ain't much of a pacifier know what I mean bro?
mjgow: Yeah, I can see that.
tim_the_ox: I don't need to take no fucking beating from any cops
mjgow: So when that happened, what did you switch to doing to become so huge?
tim_the_ox: you can't fight 'em back or your ass is going down town,,
tim_the_ox: I use alot of shit, creatine is like my wife...
mjgow: okay...good stuff, from what I hear
tim_the_ox: I'd fuck that stuff it wasn't so goddamn powdery
mjgow: lol
tim_the_ox: the only thing I've ever fucked that wasn't a human or alive for that matter was a dead fucking rhyno me and my buds found when we broke into the zoo one night
tim_the_ox: it was a dare and the Ox does'nt back down from no fucking dares
mjgow: okay...
mjgow: what keeps you motivated to keep lifting now?
tim_the_ox: you meet alot of fuckin chicks man
tim_the_ox: and they are usually a better grade than the usual hotties too
mjgow: cool...good motivation there!
tim_the_ox: yeah I used to bring home a different fucking slut every night thats until my dick started turning blue and shit, I had some fucking weird Fondue of STDs
mjgow: not good...
tim_the_ox: not at all, I've got them all cleared up now, the ox is steering clear of these sluts
tim_the_ox: you've gotta hit em when they are young man
mjgow: I hear ya
tim_the_ox: coming right out of junior high, where you are the first dick they have and shit.. thats the prime shit
mjgow: okay
tim_the_ox: once you go young you'll always be hung
tim_the_ox: :)
mjgow: lol
mjgow: what goals do you have for yourself?
tim_the_ox: to be the best I can be, to bag as many fuckin girls as I can before the fucking cops get me, and to start my own cattle business
mjgow: how do you define being the best you can be?
tim_the_ox: you know after you have been lifting for a while, you can't lift and gain muscle mass forever, there is a limit to everyone,
tim_the_ox: it differs for every person, my fucking uncle calvin lifted so much his muscle actually busted out of his skin
mjgow: ouch
tim_the_ox: it was quite a mess
mjgow: Well, from your profile pic, it looks like you know what you are doing in terms of getting huge...
mjgow: thanks for the answers...
tim_the_ox: yeah this is about as fuckin big as I'll get goddamn it
mjgow: but that ain't bad
tim_the_ox: not at all
tim_the_ox: so is that I'll you need
tim_the_ox: all
mjgow: well, I don't want to bother you too much...and I have to get to bed soon...
tim_the_ox: alright, well you hit the gym soon man, its time to stop being a pussy and pump some fucking iron
mjgow: that I do...hit the gym, that is...still like to find out how those who have gotten huge got there
tim_the_ox: you've gotta keep fuckin trying and drink some fuckin supplements like there is no goddamn tomorrow, also sticking your dick in a few 8 year old's nostrils isn't a bad thing either
mjgow: The supps I can do...
tim_the_ox: :D
mjgow: Thanks for your time, Tim...if I have any more q's, can I message you again if you are online?
tim_the_ox: yeah motherfucker feel fuckin free
mjgow: thanks
tim_the_ox: no fucking problem
tim_the_ox: infuckingdeed
tim_the_ox: night you fuckin prick
mjgow: night |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
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| Sunday, November 3rd 2002 @ 05:18:44 PM PST |
| sorry haha just posted this so a friend could read them easier than just plain old txt files.. |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
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| Sunday, November 3rd 2002 @ 06:07:45 PM PST |
| HAHAHAHAHAHA, good work, Sneed...classic stuff |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
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| Sunday, November 3rd 2002 @ 06:09:11 PM PST |
| haha check out the new Sneed profile |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
Topics started: 89 |
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| Sunday, November 3rd 2002 @ 06:25:49 PM PST |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...nice pic |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
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| Saturday, November 16th 2002 @ 12:57:53 AM PST |
| STYGER !! |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
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