| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 03:47:47 PM PST |
DeRigueurMortis: krishna will burn you
Real Stupid Fool: who is she?
DeRigueurMortis: god you arrogant worm
Real Stupid Fool: i do not belive in religon
Real Stupid Fool: fuck me wrong
DeRigueurMortis: don't be disrespectful
Real Stupid Fool: am i?
Real Stupid Fool: i am Jesus Christ
DeRigueurMortis: yeah
Real Stupid Fool: FUCK ME
DeRigueurMortis: jesus is not god
DeRigueurMortis: krishna is god
Real Stupid Fool: i own his asss on a stick too
DeRigueurMortis: isn't he dead?
Real Stupid Fool: yeah on my stick
DeRigueurMortis: so whats the problem
Real Stupid Fool: you will not bone a 45 year old from Sweden
DeRigueurMortis: your old and creepy
Real Stupid Fool: i am sexy
DeRigueurMortis: your creepy old pervert
Real Stupid Fool: dude your the ones that says the younger the better
Real Stupid Fool: you also said
Real Stupid Fool: if there is no grass flip here over and roll around in the mudd
DeRigueurMortis: yes but I like girl
DeRigueurMortis: young girl is ok
Real Stupid Fool: even if you play in the mudd?
DeRigueurMortis: yes |
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| Posted by: Signature |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 03:49:53 PM PST |
| Too religious for me. |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
Topics started: 39 |
Replies posted: 1032 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 03:50:43 PM PST |
| hahahahaaaaaaa |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 135 |
Replies posted: 5495 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 03:57:24 PM PST |
DeRigueurMortis: I guess you have no daughter
Real Stupid Fool: what?
Real Stupid Fool: i am homosexual
DeRigueurMortis: gay is bad
Real Stupid Fool: try it with me
DeRigueurMortis: have you ever had sex with a woman?
Real Stupid Fool: yeah
Real Stupid Fool: i killed her
Real Stupid Fool: i fucked her too hard
DeRigueurMortis: why wold you kill her?
Real Stupid Fool: i fuckin tore her ass open
DeRigueurMortis: how come?
DeRigueurMortis: was she bad?
Real Stupid Fool: her ass hole was tight
Real Stupid Fool: let me try your out
DeRigueurMortis: your confusing me
DeRigueurMortis: you sound like nonsense
Real Stupid Fool: can we have sex?
DeRigueurMortis: are you a girl?
Real Stupid Fool: asl?
DeRigueurMortis: 22 male Punjab
DeRigueurMortis: you?
Real Stupid Fool: 45/homosexual/sweden lets fuck
DeRigueurMortis: is being gay nice?
Real Stupid Fool: try it with me
DeRigueurMortis: I never had gay sex before
Real Stupid Fool: gotta try some time |
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| Posted by: Signature |
Topics started: 332 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 03:57:49 PM PST |
| hahahahahhaaaaaa is anyone else getting this guy? |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 135 |
Replies posted: 5495 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 03:58:25 PM PST |
GutterGroupie: I am gay
GutterGroupie: can you help me?
GutterGroupie: I listen to gay music
GutterGroupie: it made me that way
GutterGroupie: Help
DeRigueurMortis: hello
GutterGroupie: hello?
GutterGroupie: yeah you
GutterGroupie: help me
DeRigueurMortis: I am gay too
GutterGroupie: WOW
GutterGroupie: fuck see you in hell
GutterGroupie: so um
DeRigueurMortis: gay music, I like wham
GutterGroupie: was it the music?
GutterGroupie: I like bronski beat
GutterGroupie: only when I'm anally ramming my Lover
DeRigueurMortis: ok, thats sick
DeRigueurMortis: I'm not gay
DeRigueurMortis: gay is wrong
GutterGroupie: really?
GutterGroupie: well I can't help it
DeRigueurMortis: yes you can
DeRigueurMortis: get a therapist
GutterGroupie: this band made me gay
DeRigueurMortis: so quit the band
GutterGroupie: how about I stop listening to Gusto
GutterGroupie: yeah mannn
DeRigueurMortis: gusto?
GutterGroupie: yes
GutterGroupie: it's a gay disease
GutterGroupie: stay far away from it
GutterGroupie: it will MAKE you gay
DeRigueurMortis: don't worry, I'm indian
DeRigueurMortis: we have other diseases to avoid here
GutterGroupie: do you guys have that disease called Guttermouth?
DeRigueurMortis: I do not know about that
GutterGroupie: how about that ants disease?
DeRigueurMortis: ya! we have ants
DeRigueurMortis: asl
GutterGroupie: yeah well I go covered with ants and I almost turned full fledged gay
DeRigueurMortis: you are confusing
DeRigueurMortis: gay is wrong though
GutterGroupie: no way
GutterGroupie: Gay is Yay
DeRigueurMortis: krishna will burn you
DeRigueurMortis: gay is evil
GutterGroupie: with his crack pipe maybe
DeRigueurMortis: what is a crack pipe?
DeRigueurMortis: you are full of nonsense
GutterGroupie: it's what Krishna smokes when he visits america
DeRigueurMortis: krishna is god
DeRigueurMortis: he is almight he doesn't visit america
DeRigueurMortis: america is bad
GutterGroupie: I know
DeRigueurMortis: americans are bad people
GutterGroupie: um no way
GutterGroupie: I'm in love with one
GutterGroupie: he skateboards for a living
DeRigueurMortis: krishna will avenge all american
GutterGroupie: and he hates the US
GutterGroupie: OKay partner
DeRigueurMortis: your a girl?
GutterGroupie: sure
DeRigueurMortis: if thought you were gay
GutterGroupie: I am
GutterGroupie: I like eating pussy
DeRigueurMortis: but you have a boyfriend
GutterGroupie: I have like 5 boyfriends.
GutterGroupie: I"m just a big slut
DeRigueurMortis: would you like me?
DeRigueurMortis: I like young girl
GutterGroupie: you smell like ass
DeRigueurMortis: why do you say that
DeRigueurMortis: you have't smelled me
GutterGroupie: I can smell you from here
DeRigueurMortis: I smell nice
GutterGroupie: YOu smell like goats
DeRigueurMortis: we have clean water
DeRigueurMortis: I get water every day
DeRigueurMortis: I smell nice
GutterGroupie: good for you
DeRigueurMortis: do you like indian men?
GutterGroupie: don't ever think of immigrating here ..we don't need anymore snipers
DeRigueurMortis: where is here
DeRigueurMortis: are you young girl?
GutterGroupie: yes and canada..and don't even think about it.. |
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| Posted by: DONT DO IT |
Topics started: 90 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 04:21:00 PM PST |
I think I better post the last of your chats, the endings are just fantastic.
DeRigueurMortis: I shoudln't because krishna wil punish me
real stupid fool: no she won't
DeRigueurMortis: krishna is a he
DeRigueurMortis: dont make fun of krishna
real stupid fool: she??
DeRigueurMortis: krishna is a he
DeRigueurMortis: don't be disrespectful
real stupid fool: is he gay?
DeRigueurMortis: no
DeRigueurMortis: he is almighty
real stupid fool: how?
real stupid fool: does he have a almighty penis
DeRigueurMortis: he sure does
DeRigueurMortis: hi signature
real stupid fool: it was funny
real stupid fool: Jimbo?
DeRigueurMortis: hahaha nope
real stupid fool: dam
real stupid fool: who then
real stupid fool: if it is not jimbo
real stupid fool: then no fun
DeRigueurMortis: I'm keveshkar
real stupid fool: what?
DeRigueurMortis: tahts my name
DeRigueurMortis: it's indian for bucket.
real stupid fool: HAHAHHAHAHA |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 135 |
Replies posted: 5495 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 05:15:16 PM PST |
Chris Sneed: hey you wanna cyber?
DeRigueurMortis: yes
Chris Sneed: I'm a guy does that bother you
DeRigueurMortis: not at all
Chris Sneed: you into sports at all sweet cock?
DeRigueurMortis: I am
DeRigueurMortis: I like watersports
Chris Sneed: oh yea, like fuckin skiing and shit
DeRigueurMortis: no
DeRigueurMortis: golden showers and shit
Chris Sneed: ooh sick
Chris Sneed: what got you into that stuff?
DeRigueurMortis: my dad
Chris Sneed: oh yea, did he teach you the ways like at a drawing board hahahahahahahahaha
DeRigueurMortis: pretty much
Chris Sneed: explain to me the process if you would as I'm just a small dutchman from the lower west side
DeRigueurMortis: well, you get your partner
DeRigueurMortis: and then you pee on them
DeRigueurMortis: and that's it
Chris Sneed: and this brings them joy of some kind?
DeRigueurMortis: it feels warm and tastes good
Chris Sneed: tastes good dude?
Chris Sneed: like what?
DeRigueurMortis: like pee
Chris Sneed: hmm
Chris Sneed: is there any nutritional value
DeRigueurMortis: yes
DeRigueurMortis: it saves wasted goodness
DeRigueurMortis: urine retention is a good way of staying healthy
Chris Sneed: oh yea.. I heard you can die from it
Chris Sneed: but that is just what my non-piss doctor says
DeRigueurMortis: you can't
DeRigueurMortis: tahts ridiculous
DeRigueurMortis: it comes out of you. so it can't kill you
Chris Sneed: never now?
DeRigueurMortis: never
DeRigueurMortis: you westerners are so fucking clueless
Chris Sneed: I'm not western honey cakes
Chris Sneed: :-I
DeRigueurMortis: yes you are
Chris Sneed: no sir
DeRigueurMortis: you're ameican scum
Chris Sneed: almost
Chris Sneed: oh I see
Chris Sneed: and you are from where?
DeRigueurMortis: india
Chris Sneed: hahaha.. and I am scum
DeRigueurMortis: yes you are
Chris Sneed: cause India is so goddamn superior to us "ameican scum"
DeRigueurMortis: we are better than you
Chris Sneed: sure dude
DeRigueurMortis: we are peaceful
Chris Sneed: yea.. violence rules the fuckin earth
Chris Sneed: you sir should eat a dick
DeRigueurMortis: no
DeRigueurMortis: you are the gay one
Chris Sneed: why not bubby
DeRigueurMortis: gay man
DeRigueurMortis: gay homo
DeRigueurMortis: you have sex with man for money
DeRigueurMortis: HAHAHA
DeRigueurMortis: you gay gay american scum
Chris Sneed: yea
Chris Sneed: only the high paying men though
Chris Sneed: the ones that drive porches with their little penis's
DeRigueurMortis: hahah your gay
DeRigueurMortis: your gay american scum
Chris Sneed: yea
DeRigueurMortis: hahah krishna will burn you
Chris Sneed: the green kind
Chris Sneed: krishna eh
Chris Sneed: ead
DeRigueurMortis: yes
DeRigueurMortis: almighty krishna
Chris Sneed: Krishna sucked my turtle off last wednesday
DeRigueurMortis: krishna is not physical being
DeRigueurMortis: he is spiritual
Chris Sneed: yea I know
Chris Sneed: my turtle loves the oral spiritual
DeRigueurMortis: you dn't have a turtle
DeRigueurMortis: you lie
Chris Sneed: bullshit Pal !!
Chris Sneed: don't make me pull out my snorgen cock on ya
DeRigueurMortis: gay man
Chris Sneed: sorry I can't live up to you're high indian expectations
DeRigueurMortis: you are homo
DeRigueurMortis: american scum homo
Chris Sneed: I am homo
DeRigueurMortis: die
Chris Sneed: aren't you missing a word in there, a letter even
Chris Sneed: stop trying to impersonate out superior language if this country is swill fuck
Chris Sneed: out = our
DeRigueurMortis: hahah you can't even spell
Chris Sneed: oh shit
DeRigueurMortis: you are stipud
Chris Sneed: superior
Chris Sneed: stipud indeed
DeRigueurMortis: go have sex with men you homo
Chris Sneed: I don't have to go to have sex with them
Chris Sneed: I'm fucking one right now
DeRigueurMortis: no you're not
DeRigueurMortis: you're on the computer whacking off
Chris Sneed: sure I am
Chris Sneed: nah
DeRigueurMortis: you're a lonely little gay boy
Chris Sneed: not lonely really
Chris Sneed: but gay yes
DeRigueurMortis: hahaha you are pathetic
Chris Sneed: yea, well I like to think so but some people tell me that I refer to smooglas too much
DeRigueurMortis: I would punch you in th eface
DeRigueurMortis: for being such a homo
Chris Sneed: oh yea
Chris Sneed: it would be hard to punch me with that limp wrist that you have
DeRigueurMortis: I'd make you cry pansy boy
Chris Sneed: compared to me you are a fucking chior boy YEGGY !!
DeRigueurMortis: stop crying nancy
Chris Sneed: nancy, my name is Stacy you fuck
DeRigueurMortis: can I ask you a question?
Chris Sneed: only if it doesn't have the words "american" "scum" "Gay" "homo" or "nancy" in it
DeRigueurMortis: how did you get my name?
Chris Sneed: I got it from my cow hand pepe
DeRigueurMortis: you sure?
DeRigueurMortis: did you get it from some website message board?
DeRigueurMortis: becasue a coupe of others have been harrassing me too
Chris Sneed: I'm not harrassing sonny jim
Chris Sneed: what message board?
DeRigueurMortis: the Guttermouth bored
Chris Sneed: wtf is a guttermouth
DeRigueurMortis: its an american band apparantly
Chris Sneed: oh yea
Chris Sneed: what kind of music
Chris Sneed: and how'd you get associated with them?
Chris Sneed: are you in the band'...
Chris Sneed: I want an autograph
Chris Sneed: AUTOGRAPH !!
Chris Sneed: AUTOGRAPH !!
Chris Sneed: AUTOGRAPH !!
Chris Sneed: AUTOGRAPH !!
Chris Sneed: AUTOGRAPH !!
Chris Sneed: AUTOGRAPH !!
DeRigueurMortis: dude, you should go read that thread
Chris Sneed: what is the address
DeRigueurMortis: hold on
Chris Sneed: tally ho
DeRigueurMortis: /eboreds/read/4442/
DeRigueurMortis: you should probably read the last post there
DeRigueurMortis: just the last ten lines or so
Chris Sneed: oh yea
Chris Sneed: that IS where I got you're name fucker..
DeRigueurMortis: you don't realise that I used this name to get signature though.
Chris Sneed: haha you and krishna have fun sucking eachoterh off
Chris Sneed: blargin
Chris Sneed: like I give a fuck what you do with the name
Chris Sneed: I could care less if you used it to lure small boys to you're cabin to play Jenga with them
DeRigueurMortis: you're on candid camera
Chris Sneed: oh shit
DeRigueurMortis: cal me dom delouise.
Chris Sneed: hmm
Chris Sneed: how about I call you a fat bearded no talent fuck... same effect
DeRigueurMortis: you can do what you like.
DeRigueurMortis: are you gonna post this chat now, or will I? |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
Topics started: 125 |
Replies posted: 2385 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 05:18:50 PM PST |
| I still can't tell if Sneedy realises that was me or not yet? |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 135 |
Replies posted: 5495 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 05:19:19 PM PST |
| HAHAHHAHAHHAHA |
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| Posted by: Signature |
Topics started: 332 |
Replies posted: 7269 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 05:20:19 PM PST |
| I figured it was an inside op the whole time but I didn't want to be left out haha |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
Topics started: 125 |
Replies posted: 2385 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 05:22:42 PM PST |
| Inside op hahahahhahaha |
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| Posted by: Signature |
Topics started: 332 |
Replies posted: 7269 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 05:23:46 PM PST |
| I figured that it was Summers |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
Topics started: 125 |
Replies posted: 2385 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 05:24:46 PM PST |
| cause his other names weren't on |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
Topics started: 125 |
Replies posted: 2385 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 05:26:16 PM PST |
| I always knew it was an inside op, after they told me. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 135 |
Replies posted: 5495 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 05:28:39 PM PST |
| yeah charle company is pretty crazy with the inside ops |
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| Posted by: Signature |
Topics started: 332 |
Replies posted: 7269 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 05:29:30 PM PST |
| krishna is the cat's meow |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
Topics started: 125 |
Replies posted: 2385 |
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| Saturday, October 26th 2002 @ 07:41:27 PM PST |
| mwahaahahaha, and i knew the whole time |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 433 |
Replies posted: 7684 |
