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Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 05:40:54 PM PST
Loinclothing: pardon me, can i ask you some questions?
LBFIGHTER: ok
Loinclothing: my friends said you're some kind of fighter, and you're having a big tournament in your backyard...is there a cover charge?
LBFIGHTER: your friends lied, I'm not having a tournament in my yard
Loinclothing: where is it at then?
Loinclothing: how much is registration?
LBFIGHTER: there is no tournament
Loinclothing: really?
Loinclothing: they said it was called Battle of the Bulge Kings
LBFIGHTER: I will fight who ever shows up, but privately, no tournaments
LBFIGHTER: ok, bye
Loinclothing: hmmm, well, do you teach people how to fight?
LBFIGHTER: no bye
Loinclothing: what?
Loinclothing: why?
Loinclothing: im just asking you about fighting
LBFIGHTER: you challenging me?
Loinclothing: i want to know if you will teach me
Loinclothing: cuz i know only the bare minimums
Loinclothing: ive only had like 3 fights in my life
LBFIGHTER: sorry, I don't teach
Loinclothing: well, would just jumping in and fighting you help me learn?
LBFIGHTER: sure, tell you what you do wrong afterwards. LOL
Loinclothing: hehe, youre right about that
Loinclothing: so, what types of people do you fight?
LBFIGHTER: anyone.
Loinclothing: have you ever fought a family member or friend?
LBFIGHTER: no
Loinclothing: oh, well, i fought my stepdad once
Loinclothing: about 2 years ago
Loinclothing: he was beating my mom, and i found out
Loinclothing: but i ended up in jail...
Loinclothing: how do you not get arrested?
LBFIGHTER: where do you live? what's your ht and wt?
Loinclothing: do you have like a giant cop-free tent?
LBFIGHTER: no, just a back yard
Loinclothing: hmmm, well, i live in san pedro, and im 6'4", 275, im kind of overweight
Loinclothing: but im strong
Loinclothing: most is muscle, i believe
LBFIGHTER: come over NOW and fight me
LBFIGHTER: I'm only 180 lb
Loinclothing: youre just a tiny guy
Loinclothing: i think i could murder you
Loinclothing: ive fought guys who were 300+ before
LBFIGHTER: come prove it
Loinclothing: i need a ride...i dont have a car
LBFIGHTER: how old are you?
Loinclothing: 19 now
Loinclothing: but in a week, i'll be 20
LBFIGHTER: get a ride and come fight me
Loinclothing: can you meet me at the lb bus station at Pine?
LBFIGHTER: when?
Loinclothing: tonight, i guess
Loinclothing: but what if i kick your ass?
Loinclothing: you arent gonna shoot me, are you?
LBFIGHTER: how about tomorrow about noon?
Loinclothing: alright
Loinclothing: any advice on how i should train?
LBFIGHTER: aerobics, I'm going to chop you down like a big tree if you get winded
Loinclothing: oh, i wont get winded
Loinclothing: how about we go get a cup of coffee before the fight, just to get to know one another, and get on good terms
LBFIGHTER: ok,
LBFIGHTER: what kind of rules you want to fight by?
Loinclothing: hmmm, i like boxing rules
Loinclothing: listen, i hope it doesnt bother you, but im a homosexual...i dont wanna come over to a homophobe's house so he can beat me down...is that alright with you?
LBFIGHTER: no worries here
Loinclothing: whew, okay
Loinclothing: so, about coffee...i recommend Starbucks at Pine
LBFIGHTER: boxing rules, no gloves, 3 min rounds until one man quits
Loinclothing: alright, sounds good to me
LBFIGHTER: ok, email me your pic so I know what you look like
Loinclothing: alright, i have one online, let me find it, its on my website
LBFIGHTER: ok
Loinclothing: http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/6b67fb5c/bc/My+Photos/chrisblack.jpg?bcPRa39Aq4thKRDz
Loinclothing: that link should work
LBFIGHTER: you look a lot smaller then 200 lbs dude
Loinclothing: im 275
Loinclothing: thats a pic from when i was 17
LBFIGHTER: 3 years old? LOL got something more recent?
LBFIGHTER: lbfighter's Yahoo! Profile
Loinclothing: hahaha, i dont think so, but i pretty much look the same, just a little bigger up top
Loinclothing: wow, youre not big at all
Loinclothing: you wont be much of a challenge
LBFIGHTER: bring a mouth guard
Loinclothing: okay, even though i wont need it
LBFIGHTER: contact me tomorrow tough guy. we'll see
Loinclothing: alright
Loinclothing: on the other hand, how is LB?
Loinclothing: im thinking of moving there for the gay community...
LBFIGHTER: don't know, come find out
Loinclothing: alright, will you give me a tour after the fight...if youre not bleeding out your ass in the hospital?
LBFIGHTER: drive you to where you need to go
Loinclothing: you wont show me around town?
LBFIGHTER: what's to show?
Loinclothing: i was thinking we could go have a bite to eat
Loinclothing: cuz you look pretty handsome in your picture
LBFIGHTER: if you can eat after the fight. LOL
Loinclothing: oh, i'll be able to
Loinclothing: you should be more worried about yourself
LBFIGHTER: I know what I'm doing dude
Loinclothing: i've had a few fights myself, im no newcomer
Loinclothing: ive walked through the same fires you have, my friend
LBFIGHTER: we'll see tomorrow then
Loinclothing: i wont stand and let you walk all over me
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 188 Replies posted: 4973
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 05:42:10 PM PST
you should put it in the LB fighter sections
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 162 Replies posted: 3986
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 05:47:13 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHA GREAT!!!!!!
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 340
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 05:48:29 PM PST
i love tom petty..er i mean cha cha.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1682
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 05:59:54 PM PST
is LBFIGHTER his sn on aol im?
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 212 Replies posted: 2976
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:01:04 PM PST
jaryn STFU
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 162 Replies posted: 3986
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:01:35 PM PST
yes, dumbass...what else would it be?
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 340
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:04:23 PM PST
yahoo, msn

look whos the dumbass
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 212 Replies posted: 2976
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:05:44 PM PST
Well lets see...LBFIGHTER's website is on what? AOL, dumbass
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 340
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:05:51 PM PST
you are jaryn
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 162 Replies posted: 3986
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:06:04 PM PST
i didnt know that
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 212 Replies posted: 2976
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 07:12:01 PM PST
hahahahaha fuckin summers 'ive walked through the same fire as you friend' HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 344
Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 07:24:24 PM PST
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 188 Replies posted: 4973
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