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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 02:58:22 PM PST |
THis guy is real fuckin stupid io swear
Real Stupid Fool: hey, your a street fighter?
LBFIGHTER: yes
Real Stupid Fool: woah that is so cool, i always wanted to be one
Real Stupid Fool: what should i do to become one?
LBFIGHTER: take lessons
Real Stupid Fool: like fighting?
LBFIGHTER: yes
Real Stupid Fool: kick boxing?
Real Stupid Fool: i am going to street fight tonight. want to come watch?
LBFIGHTER: surewhere?
Real Stupid Fool: Shoreline Village, is where we are going to meat
LBFIGHTER: what's the fight about?
Real Stupid Fool: we might, the guy is thinkin about it, he hooked up with my GF
LBFIGHTER: why don't you come over right now and fight me?
Real Stupid Fool: You sure? i might kick your ass
Real Stupid Fool: will you have a cell phone? to call 911 and then leave?
LBFIGHTER: and you might just be some kid fooling around on the computer. LOL
Real Stupid Fool: want to see kid? lets fight then, i will messes you up. i am getting so mad right now
LBFIGHTER: yea ok, come on over,
Real Stupid Fool: where? Pine Street? Shorline Village? where you want to meet?
LBFIGHTER: my back yard, artesia blvd, and walnut ave.
Real Stupid Fool: we can fight in the parking lot of the Convetion center, my buddy is a security gaurd so we won't get introable
Real Stupid Fool: plus there is a nice cement pole so i can smash your head into it
LBFIGHTER: here or no where dude
Real Stupid Fool: why your house? so you can pull a gun on me?
Real Stupid Fool: or call your buds?
LBFIGHTER: I'll be alone. no weapons here
Real Stupid Fool: no gimics? alone at home, in the back yard?
Real Stupid Fool: how many fights have you been in?
LBFIGHTER: just that I know you're a fake, fraud, a phoney and I'm not driving all the way over there to be stood up. LOL
Real Stupid Fool: over 30? fights?
LBFIGHTER: how old are you? what's your size?
Real Stupid Fool: well i won't lie so hers the truth
Real Stupid Fool: i am 18, 6'3, and about 190, athltic build
Real Stupid Fool: you?
LBFIGHTER: 45, 5'9", 180 lb, good build
Real Stupid Fool: not gonna tell me how many fights?
LBFIGHTER: didn't really keep track, about 6 in the last three years
Real Stupid Fool: win them all?
LBFIGHTER: no, half and half
Real Stupid Fool: what happins when you get your ass beat? cry?
LBFIGHTER: I don't cry, I admit defeat and shake his hand
Real Stupid Fool: so is it you tell himn to stop or he stops?
LBFIGHTER: either, hopefully both, it's a gentleman's fight, when one man has enough, he says so and the other fighter stops
Real Stupid Fool: well, when i am done with traning i will street fight you
Real Stupid Fool: just don't get me mad in the mean time
LBFIGHTER: why not fight now?
Real Stupid Fool: not at your house, you might tie me up and do something to me
LBFIGHTER: thats stupid.
Real Stupid Fool: it is reallistc
LBFIGHTER: bring a buddy over to watch your back.
Real Stupid Fool: stupid would be you fighting me and thinkin you have a chance
LBFIGHTER: back it up now or this conversation is over
Real Stupid Fool: lets go then
Real Stupid Fool: signal hill
Real Stupid Fool: is where i live
LBFIGHTER: cherry ave, north to artesia blvd, turn left, about two blocks down, small green house on the right side. 1425 E. Artesia.
Real Stupid Fool: todsay or tommorrow?
Real Stupid Fool: today*
LBFIGHTER: today
Real Stupid Fool: but i need a day of preperation, let tell my GF i might die and stuff
Real Stupid Fool: so i gget a night of great sex
LBFIGHTER: now you're just making excuses again. good bye
Real Stupid Fool: yeah your trhe one leaving
Real Stupid Fool: becuse you are afriad
Real Stupid Fool: afraid of me
LBFIGHTER: I'm here , waiting,
Real Stupid Fool: street fighter wanna be
Real Stupid Fool: fight in the back yard, that ain't no street fight, thats a back yard brawl
LBFIGHTER: there's an alley behind the yard. just trying to avoid getting arrested,
Real Stupid Fool: alright i will bring my little friend TY then
Real Stupid Fool: he is like 5'6 and if you pull any wepons he will molest your ass
LBFIGHTER: ok
LBFIGHTER: no rules, no weapons. fight until one man quits. no hard feelings, handshakes and we go our separate ways
Real Stupid Fool: deal?
Real Stupid Fool: BS my friend will jump in and beat you on a 2v1
Real Stupid Fool: show you a real street fight
LBFIGHTER: you are such a coward. conversation over, all other IM's ignored.
Real Stupid Fool: a royal ass whopin is what you gonna get
Real Stupid Fool: ROYAL FOO
Real Stupid Fool: i will show you
Real Stupid Fool: you can not handle this io am the fuckin king, TY will ass rape you while i kick you in the head
So about a hour later i chat to him agian
Real Stupid Fool: so you want to fight?
LBFIGHTER: you know where to find me
Real Stupid Fool: buit i got to drive over the brige then
Real Stupid Fool: can we meet on terminal island?
LBFIGHTER: nope. bye
Real Stupid Fool: near the fish factory
Real Stupid Fool: are you afraid? is that why?
LBFIGHTER: nope. just not wasting my time coming to get you when you won't be there, at least I know I'll be here.
Real Stupid Fool: how do i know you did not give me the worng address?
LBFIGHTER: map search
Real Stupid Fool: it can be your friends house
Real Stupid Fool: and he can kick my ass if i show up
Real Stupid Fool: with a baseball bat annd shove it up my ass
LBFIGHTER: then let's not waste each others time,
Real Stupid Fool: waste time?
Real Stupid Fool: your the one who is afraid
LBFIGHTER: come find out
Real Stupid Fool: can we talk this over dinner at the Rock Bottom?
Real Stupid Fool: i will pay
LBFIGHTER: never heard of it. and I'm still not leaving my house. LOL
Real Stupid Fool: its on pine, and you say you live in LB
LBFIGHTER: give me your phone number
Real Stupid Fool: not leaving your house becuse you still got to beat off to gay porn?
He Asked for my phone number
Real Stupid Fool: you want m number?
LBFIGHTER: you have one?
Real Stupid Fool: yeah, but i don't know about that
Real Stupid Fool: if i give it to you will you not give it out
LBFIGHTER: I gave you my address
Real Stupid Fool: i know, i still got it, i worte it on my hit list
LBFIGHTER: so, you coming over to fight or not?
Real Stupid Fool: when, tonight?
LBFIGHTER: NOW
Real Stupid Fool: is there a bus stop near by?
LBFIGHTER: yes
Real Stupid Fool: the LB buss station or what bus stop #
LBFIGHTER: I don't know the number, neer do public transportation. I have a car. LOL
Real Stupid Fool: i i am a public activist for public transportation
LBFIGHTER: since you're only 18 and can't afford a car. LOL
Real Stupid Fool: befor we fight
Real Stupid Fool: what music do you listen to?
Real Stupid Fool: whats wrong with takein the bus and talkin to bumbs
LBFIGHTER: alternative rock
Real Stupid Fool: so you are a ferce fighter
Real Stupid Fool: you must get crazy
LBFIGHTER: scared?
Real Stupid Fool: no
Real Stupid Fool: just thinkin
Real Stupid Fool: so you listen to music befor you fight?
LBFIGHTER: actually, when it's an arranged fight, I meditate
Real Stupid Fool: what kind of meditation?
LBFIGHTER: just some focus techniques so I can win my fights
Real Stupid Fool: does that stratagy work?
LBFIGHTER: mostly
Real Stupid Fool: whats the biggest guy you fought?
LBFIGHTER: 275
Real Stupid Fool: kick his ass?
LBFIGHTER: no, he won actually
Real Stupid Fool: shake hands?
LBFIGHTER: yes
LBFIGHTER: always
Real Stupid Fool: ever fight a friend?
LBFIGHTER: not full contact
Real Stupid Fool: so is that one of your rules?
LBFIGHTER: is what one of my rules?
Real Stupid Fool: not fighting a friend in a street fight
LBFIGHTER: not really, just hasn't happened
Real Stupid Fool: so you would fight a friend?
LBFIGHTER: possibly,
Real Stupid Fool: dude your crazy
LBFIGHTER: if he came here and made it clear that's what he wanted
LBFIGHTER: I'm crazy? LOL you're the one pretending to be a streetfighter
Real Stupid Fool: pretending?
Real Stupid Fool: i have to prepare for my first match
LBFIGHTER: more excuses. LOL when you grow up, and are ready, contact me
Real Stupid Fool: we will see
Real Stupid Fool: i got your address
LBFIGHTER: you'll never use it,
LBFIGHTER: bye
Real Stupid Fool: i will, think aboput it and contact you in a couple days
All for now |
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| Posted by: Signature |
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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:00:30 PM PST |
| why do youi have to be a mean onto the poopmouth? whay have he ever do unto you?? |
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| Posted by: theCASAULTIES44 |
Topics started: 13 |
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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:01:17 PM PST |
| its funny, he actualy wants to fight me |
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| Posted by: Signature |
Topics started: 156 |
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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:06:25 PM PST |
| meditate? AHHHHhahah whats a fucking riot!!! |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
Topics started: 9 |
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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:07:37 PM PST |
| i want to fight you too |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:14:04 PM PST |
| when were these conversations? |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:17:12 PM PST |
| I say we all go roun to his place and show him what real street fighting is about: cheating. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:18:15 PM PST |
| today on AIM |
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| Posted by: Signature |
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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:18:38 PM PST |
| YEAH |
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| Posted by: Signature |
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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:21:36 PM PST |
| if we showed up with a dozen people... some bats and guns... i bet he'd lock his door. hehe... pussy "street fighter" |
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| Posted by: broadways |
Topics started: 7 |
Replies posted: 638 |
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| Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:22:23 PM PST |
| got his dam address |
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| Posted by: Signature |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 03:58:19 PM PST |
| POST IT HERE DIE COW |
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| Posted by: Signature |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 04:03:03 PM PST |
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: Dude, I saw your site, thats awesome!!!
LBFIGHTER: thanks
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: tell about the best fight
LBFIGHTER: fist fight, boxing rules. lasted 4 mins, but he won
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: bloody?
LBFIGHTER: some, almost lost my eye
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: thats awesome!
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: have you been arrested for fighting?
LBFIGHTER: never
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: came close?
LBFIGHTER: nope
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: would you ever fight a cop?
LBFIGHTER: off duty, sure
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: would you win?
LBFIGHTER: do my best
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: do you watch wrestling on tv?
LBFIGHTER: no, that stuff sucks
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: are they pussies?
LBFIGHTER: don't know, just don't care for it
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: I heard you were once too scared to fight someone...
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: is that true?
LBFIGHTER: nope
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: sure?
LBFIGHTER: yes
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: Can we play a game? well...it more like a quiz
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: I name someone and you tell me if you would fight them, and if you would win....sound good?
LBFIGHTER: you mean you're going to ask me yet more questions? and I get to answer them?
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: yeah like that
LBFIGHTER: I'll give you 5 questions then I'm done
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: this question doesnt count...will you still talk to me after the 5?
LBFIGHTER: depends on what you have to say
LBFIGHTER: and if you answer my questions afterwords
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: what are your questions?
LBFIGHTER: who are you?
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: Stever Bennet
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: Steven
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: stever
LBFIGHTER: sounds familiar, do I know you?
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: now you do
LBFIGHTER: where you located?
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: not lb
LBFIGHTER: how do you know me?
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: I found your kick ass site, dude!!!
LBFIGHTER: LOL it's not that good, unless you're just easily impressed. but thanks. so what are your questions?
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: I have to think of some good ones of I only have 5
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: you should put pictures of you fighting on the site, ya know?
LBFIGHTER: not many pics, most my fights are private
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: why can't you just take picture in your back yard?
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: and kick your friends ass
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: and take pictures of that
LBFIGHTER: I can, but not of the fights, hard to take pictures while I'm kicking someone's ass
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: have someone else do it
LBFIGHTER: then it's no longer a "private" fight, is it?
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: do people crowd around to watch 'the champ' ?
LBFIGHTER: no
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: so why do you fight
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: ?
LBFIGHTER: adrenaline, the RUSH, the thrill
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: the glory?
LBFIGHTER: part of it
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: is there any pride?
LBFIGHTER: yes
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: even when you get your ass kicked?
LBFIGHTER: yes, cause I know if I did my best or not
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: would you kick osama bin ladins ass? ...if you had the chance?
LBFIGHTER: LOL sure,
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: saddam?
LBFIGHTER: sure
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: how about the sniper? any plans on going to the DC area to kick some ass?
LBFIGHTER: ha ha, no, I don't go looking for them, they come to me
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: I heard he shot again yesterday...and he left a note saying..."Your street fighters are not safe anytime, or anywhere"
LBFIGHTER: you're making that up. cause he's not shooting streetfighters. he shot a woman in a parking lot. you'er nearing the end of this conversation
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: no, he shot a bus driver
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: and he threatened children
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: do you ever fight while being 'intoxicated' ?
LBFIGHTER: never have
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: do you get 'intoxicated' ?
LBFIGHTER: yes
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: beer?
LBFIGHTER: yes, and shots , usually southern comfort
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: cocaine? herion? ...none of those bad ones?
LBFIGHTER: no, never have, never will
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: good call, I won't because you don't!!!
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: do you have kids?
LBFIGHTER: no
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: married?
LBFIGHTER: no
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: do you think you ever will?
LBFIGHTER: no
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: whys that?
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: you're not gay are you?
LBFIGHTER: been there, done that, no more
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: so you arnt gay?
LBFIGHTER: yes I am, bye
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: thats cool, I mean you still fight and stuff!!!!
LBFIGHTER: yes I still fight, have a good day, I'm out of here for now.
LBFIGHTER signed off at 6:55:09 PM. |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 04:09:00 PM PST |
| HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH SO FUCKIN FUNNY |
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| Posted by: Signature |
Topics started: 156 |
Replies posted: 3881 |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 04:10:51 PM PST |
| HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAHAHA |
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| Posted by: Zoloft |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 04:11:30 PM PST |
| damn, i wanna fight this guy |
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| Posted by: Zoloft |
Topics started: 1 |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 04:13:10 PM PST |
| did you say guy or gay? |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
Topics started: 9 |
Replies posted: 268 |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 04:13:12 PM PST |
| He should fight Sean COnnery |
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| Posted by: Sean Connery |
Topics started: 1 |
Replies posted: 4 |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 04:14:30 PM PST |
| The medicine man????!?!?!?! |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:08:33 PM PST |
Loinclothing: pardon me, can i ask you some questions?
LBFIGHTER: ok
Loinclothing: my friends said you're some kind of fighter, and you're having a big tournament in your backyard...is there a cover charge?
LBFIGHTER: your friends lied, I'm not having a tournament in my yard
Loinclothing: where is it at then?
Loinclothing: how much is registration?
LBFIGHTER: there is no tournament
Loinclothing: really?
Loinclothing: they said it was called Battle of the Bulge Kings
LBFIGHTER: I will fight who ever shows up, but privately, no tournaments
LBFIGHTER: ok, bye
Loinclothing: hmmm, well, do you teach people how to fight?
LBFIGHTER: no bye
Loinclothing: what?
Loinclothing: why?
Loinclothing: im just asking you about fighting
LBFIGHTER: you challenging me?
Loinclothing: i want to know if you will teach me
Loinclothing: cuz i know only the bare minimums
Loinclothing: ive only had like 3 fights in my life
LBFIGHTER: sorry, I don't teach
Loinclothing: well, would just jumping in and fighting you help me learn?
LBFIGHTER: sure, tell you what you do wrong afterwards. LOL
Loinclothing: hehe, youre right about that
Loinclothing: so, what types of people do you fight?
LBFIGHTER: anyone.
Loinclothing: have you ever fought a family member or friend?
LBFIGHTER: no
Loinclothing: oh, well, i fought my stepdad once
Loinclothing: about 2 years ago
Loinclothing: he was beating my mom, and i found out
Loinclothing: but i ended up in jail...
Loinclothing: how do you not get arrested?
LBFIGHTER: where do you live? what's your ht and wt?
Loinclothing: do you have like a giant cop-free tent?
LBFIGHTER: no, just a back yard
Loinclothing: hmmm, well, i live in san pedro, and im 6'4", 275, im kind of overweight
Loinclothing: but im strong
Loinclothing: most is muscle, i believe
LBFIGHTER: come over NOW and fight me
LBFIGHTER: I'm only 180 lb
Loinclothing: youre just a tiny guy
Loinclothing: i think i could murder you
Loinclothing: ive fought guys who were 300+ before
LBFIGHTER: come prove it
Loinclothing: i need a ride...i dont have a car
LBFIGHTER: how old are you?
Loinclothing: 19 now
Loinclothing: but in a week, i'll be 20
LBFIGHTER: get a ride and come fight me
Loinclothing: can you meet me at the lb bus station at Pine?
LBFIGHTER: when?
Loinclothing: tonight, i guess
Loinclothing: but what if i kick your ass?
Loinclothing: you arent gonna shoot me, are you?
LBFIGHTER: how about tomorrow about noon?
Loinclothing: alright
Loinclothing: any advice on how i should train?
LBFIGHTER: aerobics, I'm going to chop you down like a big tree if you get winded
Loinclothing: oh, i wont get winded
Loinclothing: how about we go get a cup of coffee before the fight, just to get to know one another, and get on good terms
LBFIGHTER: ok,
LBFIGHTER: what kind of rules you want to fight by?
Loinclothing: hmmm, i like boxing rules
Loinclothing: listen, i hope it doesnt bother you, but im a homosexual...i dont wanna come over to a homophobe's house so he can beat me down...is that alright with you?
LBFIGHTER: no worries here
Loinclothing: whew, okay
Loinclothing: so, about coffee...i recommend Starbucks at Pine
LBFIGHTER: boxing rules, no gloves, 3 min rounds until one man quits
Loinclothing: alright, sounds good to me
LBFIGHTER: ok, email me your pic so I know what you look like
Loinclothing: alright, i have one online, let me find it, its on my website
LBFIGHTER: ok
Loinclothing: http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/6b67fb5c/bc/My+Photos/chrisblack.jpg?bcPRa39Aq4thKRDz
Loinclothing: that link should work
LBFIGHTER: you look a lot smaller then 200 lbs dude
Loinclothing: im 275
Loinclothing: thats a pic from when i was 17
LBFIGHTER: 3 years old? LOL got something more recent?
LBFIGHTER: lbfighter's Yahoo! Profile
Loinclothing: hahaha, i dont think so, but i pretty much look the same, just a little bigger up top
Loinclothing: wow, youre not big at all
Loinclothing: you wont be much of a challenge
LBFIGHTER: bring a mouth guard
Loinclothing: okay, even though i wont need it
LBFIGHTER: contact me tomorrow tough guy. we'll see
Loinclothing: alright
Loinclothing: on the other hand, how is LB?
Loinclothing: im thinking of moving there for the gay community...
LBFIGHTER: don't know, come find out
Loinclothing: alright, will you give me a tour after the fight...if youre not bleeding out your ass in the hospital?
LBFIGHTER: drive you to where you need to go
Loinclothing: you wont show me around town?
LBFIGHTER: what's to show?
Loinclothing: i was thinking we could go have a bite to eat
Loinclothing: cuz you look pretty handsome in your picture
LBFIGHTER: if you can eat after the fight. LOL
Loinclothing: oh, i'll be able to
Loinclothing: you should be more worried about yourself
LBFIGHTER: I know what I'm doing dude
Loinclothing: i've had a few fights myself, im no newcomer
Loinclothing: ive walked through the same fires you have, my friend
LBFIGHTER: we'll see tomorrow then
Loinclothing: i wont stand and let you walk all over me |
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| Posted by: Signature |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:08:49 PM PST |
| Needed to be added here |
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| Posted by: Signature |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:14:16 PM PST |
| hahahahaha, he wants to go out for coffee |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:16:39 PM PST |
| Im suprised he didn't totally go into some BIG homo bit... |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
Topics started: 9 |
Replies posted: 268 |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:17:34 PM PST |
| hahahahaah, well, he does want me over for dinner and a fight...its practically a date |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 183 |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:17:40 PM PST |
| he should of |
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| Posted by: Signature |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:18:49 PM PST |
| Next time, say you live on a nudist resort...so you want to fight him naked!!! HAHAHAHA |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
Topics started: 9 |
Replies posted: 268 |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:20:31 PM PST |
hahahahahahaha, then he'd say:
"Been there, done that, I fought Ol' Bear McAllister naked...and he won." |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 183 |
Replies posted: 4906 |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:22:15 PM PST |
HAHA!!!!!!!
GAY Quote of the DAY : "been there, done that, no more" |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:26:03 PM PST |
that is the best HAHAHHAHA more like
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: you're not gay are you?
LBFIGHTER: been there, done that, no more
LBFIGHTERnum1FAN: so you arnt gay?
LBFIGHTER: yes I am, bye |
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| Posted by: Signature |
Topics started: 156 |
Replies posted: 3881 |
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| Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 06:29:27 PM PST |
Real Stupid Fool: hi
SlurpeeBackwash: hi
Real Stupid Fool: how are you
SlurpeeBackwash: very well thanks, and you?
Real Stupid Fool: good
Real Stupid Fool: do you watch AMW
Real Stupid Fool: AMW= Americas most wanted
SlurpeeBackwash: what's AMW
SlurpeeBackwash: oh lol nah, you?
Real Stupid Fool: i am john walsh
Real Stupid Fool: i host the show
SlurpeeBackwash: really, then you can pay me the $50 you owe me for last night's BJ
Real Stupid Fool: dude you mother owes me so much
SlurpeeBackwash: i know
SlurpeeBackwash: give her a few more days
SlurpeeBackwash: please
Real Stupid Fool: if she does not pay i will make her one of Americas Most wanted
SlurpeeBackwash: if you do, i'll be in there too for snipin' yer ass
Real Stupid Fool: i am the sniper
Real Stupid Fool: they will never catch
SlurpeeBackwash: but you're all the way over the atlantic
Real Stupid Fool: I am john walsh
Real Stupid Fool: i catch criminals
Real Stupid Fool: with the help of the public
SlurpeeBackwash: i catch STDs
SlurpeeBackwash: with the help of prostitutes
Real Stupid Fool: you got aids?
SlurpeeBackwash: nah
Real Stupid Fool: you arn't hardcore then
SlurpeeBackwash: i hope to one day though, that will just about complete the collection
Real Stupid Fool: aid is the best
SlurpeeBackwash: nah
SlurpeeBackwash: anal warts are
Real Stupid Fool: herps behind the eyes are
SlurpeeBackwash: ooooooooh, good one... |
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| Posted by: Signature |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 01:17:49 PM PST |
Loinclothing: hey
LBFIGHTER: hey
Loinclothing: when are we going to fight, i couldnt do it yesterday due to a death in the family
LBFIGHTER: when can you come over?
Loinclothing: how about tomorrow?
Loinclothing: what time is good for you?
LBFIGHTER: ok
Loinclothing: okay, where do you live?
LBFIGHTER: all day after noon
Loinclothing: ok
LBFIGHTER: gave you the address already
Loinclothing: huh? no, you didnt
LBFIGHTER: 1425 E. Artesia blvd
Loinclothing: okay, let me write that down in my little notepad
Loinclothing: and who do i ask for when i ring the bell?
Loinclothing: Mark Comacho is your name?
LBFIGHTER: John
Loinclothing: John Comacho
Loinclothing: ok
LBFIGHTER: Just John. ;-)
Loinclothing: hehe, John ;-)
LBFIGHTER: my room mates will be home tomorrow, if that's a problem, you'll have to come pick me up and we'll go some place else to fight
Loinclothing: alright, unless they want to watch
Loinclothing: where can we fight?
LBFIGHTER: my back yard, or we'll just drive around to a park. do you have a private location for fights?
Loinclothing: i always just fought in like a den...or a cemetary...or like...i have a homemade ring in my backyard..its not much, but its my battleground
LBFIGHTER: come get me and take me there.
Loinclothing: alright, i'll have to clean up...its a bit of a mess
Loinclothing: i had my nephew's birthday party there last week
Loinclothing: lol
LBFIGHTER: LOL it will be messier when I'm done with you
Loinclothing: hahaha, i think not, Mr. Comacho
Loinclothing: so i'll borrow a friend's car, come pick you up, and take you to my ring, and then beat the living fuck out of you?
LBFIGHTER: sure
Loinclothing: alright, it's a date...dress nice
LBFIGHTER: nice?
Loinclothing: like spandex...or muscleshirt
Loinclothing: but bring nice clothes too
Loinclothing: cuz i wanna take you out to dinner too
LBFIGHTER: what are you wearing to fight?
Loinclothing: i'll just be in like shorts
LBFIGHTER: have ice on hand for any black eyes or busted lips
Loinclothing: yeah, you'll need it
Loinclothing: cuz im going to smoke your jaw, then im going to have my way with you ;-)
LBFIGHTER: talk talk talk. LOL
Loinclothing: hehehehe...youre gonna get it, you stud
LBFIGHTER: so email me your picture
Loinclothing: i already showed you
LBFIGHTER: send it again
Loinclothing: remember...i was 17 in the pic, and im 19
Loinclothing: ok
Loinclothing: my pic
LBFIGHTER: yea, I remember now. LOL skinny little kid.
Loinclothing: im not so skinny anymore, pansy...i'll kick your ass
LBFIGHTER: lick me ass
Loinclothing: maybe afterwards ;-)
LBFIGHTER: I'm too old for you ;-)
Loinclothing: i dont think so...i like older men
LBFIGHTER: we'll see tomorrow how much you like me, after I bust you up. I just hope your mom or dad don't try to have me arrested
Loinclothing: oh, im not on speaking terms with them anymore
LBFIGHTER: but if you're in the er unconscious, they'll still want revenge. LOL
Loinclothing: my stepdad beat my mom, and then when i fought him, my mom got mad, and she had a gun out on me...i ran out the back though
Loinclothing: so, get ready to fight...or rather get your ass kicked
LBFIGHTER: bring it on
Loinclothing: oh, i will...and i want you to know...i am a green belt
Loinclothing: and i studied many years the art of Jon Kwang Do
LBFIGHTER: I don't care what color belt you wear with your jeans. LOL you're going down to the ground crying
Loinclothing: you're gonna think crying as your dickhair is spewing out your ass like a cattle in september, bucko
Loinclothing: you will taste the remorse of dickcheddar, SUMMERS
LBFIGHTER: hehehehehe,
Loinclothing: that one is for you, Jimbo
LBFIGHTER: I really don't think you really know who I am.
Loinclothing: youre John Comacho
Loinclothing: streetfighter
LBFIGHTER: how did you get my screen name in the first place?
Loinclothing: i read about you in some magazine
LBFIGHTER: sure, and who ever he is, would have you come over for a back yard fight. LOL
Loinclothing: oh, we're gonna fight all right, and i'm going to win
Loinclothing: then i'm going to take your manly ass out to dinner
LBFIGHTER: sure, ok
Loinclothing: then i'm going to pound it like theres NOOOO tomorrie
Loinclothing: Comacho, are you there?
Loinclothing: what do you think of that plan?
LBFIGHTER: it's not comacho.
Loinclothing: well, the plan? how is it?
LBFIGHTER: and we'll discuss it tomorrow.
LBFIGHTER: out of here for now, errands to do, chores to get done
Loinclothing: after i beat you within an inch of your life, Lambert Comacho, Sr.
Loinclothing: alright, Comach, i'll see you tomorrow
LBFIGHTER: workout and get ready,
Loinclothing: oh, i will
LBFIGHTER signed off at 3:12:32 PM. |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 183 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 01:21:36 PM PST |
| HE IS HOMOSEXUAL |
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| Posted by: John Walsh |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 30 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 01:27:52 PM PST |
| he'll discuss me pounding his ass tomorrow |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 183 |
Replies posted: 4906 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 01:38:43 PM PST |
| lambert comacho sr.? WTF AHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 11 |
Replies posted: 268 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 01:39:18 PM PST |
| 'that one is for you jimbo' AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 11 |
Replies posted: 268 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 01:42:56 PM PST |
'who should i ask for?'
"john;
"okay john comacho" AHAHAHAHA |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 11 |
Replies posted: 268 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 07:47:43 PM PST |
hahahaaha ive talked to that fuck before, have you ever seen his picture? he had a shitty aol website at one point.
he looks like a balding suicidal substitute teacher who's daddy shafted his ass a few too many times.
if anyone has a site that can host a flash movie, i made one about this fuckdick and would be more than happy to send it |
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| Posted by: Poop Enthusiast |
Topics started: 14 |
Replies posted: 47 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 07:55:32 PM PST |
| he is gay |
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| Posted by: Signature |
Topics started: 156 |
Replies posted: 3881 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 08:01:19 PM PST |
| I'd kick his ass. I'd cheat. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 64 |
Replies posted: 3537 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 08:38:21 PM PST |
| Jimbo, did you see the several references i made to ya, buddy?? |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 183 |
Replies posted: 4906 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 08:53:49 PM PST |
HiStandardRonnie: Hi, I'm Ronnie...I hear you're the sick son of a bitch that wants to beat up my son.
HiStandardRonnie: Hey, answer me.
HiStandardRonnie: I have your name.
HiStandardRonnie: It's John Comacho.
HiStandardRonnie: Don't try to deny it.
HiStandardRonnie: Mr. Comacho, if you want to fight my son, you'll have to go through me.
HiStandardRonnie: Well, I have your address, sir, you WILL be receiving a visit from me. We will fight, and I will win.
no response from the bastard |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 183 |
Replies posted: 4906 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 09:01:24 PM PST |
| hahaha Ronnie! |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 64 |
Replies posted: 3537 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 09:31:26 PM PST |
| HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuckin nice! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 11 |
Replies posted: 268 |
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| Friday, October 25th 2002 @ 09:32:05 PM PST |
| Mark rocks |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
Topics started: 80 |
Replies posted: 1450 |
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