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anyone wanna ask any questions about Islam?
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 01:38:45 AM PST
Then check out this web site my friend:

Perhaps you may want to ask what the difference is between a Islamic fundamentalist and a "normal" Tea-Towel Head.... or, hell, whether Allah is a closet nazi poofdah, and that’s why he doesn’t dig women to much ….
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 01:39:55 AM PST
Why am I an infidel, and how should I remedy this?
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 01:40:34 AM PST
hahahahaha!!!! Good one!!! hahahaha
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 01:40:47 AM PST
Im asking it!!!
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 01:42:56 AM PST
hahahaha!!! check this one out!!!

"My son has met a girl through chat rooms, he wants to marry her..."
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 01:45:11 AM PST
this religion is really fucked up check this one out...
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 01:46:45 AM PST
hahahahahah briliant!
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 01:48:51 AM PST
I gotta eat my infidel filthy dinner...i'll be back later!!!
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 01:51:09 AM PST
have some extra donkey for me!
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 02:33:47 AM PST
Jesus christ, i feel sorry for this kid....
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 02:35:14 AM PST
You're not allowed to have a wank either....
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 02:38:07 AM PST
We're all just a bunch of Kaafir's....non mussas.
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 02:41:40 AM PST
Fucking pigs.
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 02:59:13 AM PST
bbbbbbrrrrrggggggggahahahah....

this is the question i posted....they gave me reference number 37123 to search for an answer in a couple of days...

Hi, I'm a car sales man. My boss gave me a written warning today. He doesn't like my work.

The first problem came about when I was working in the FI department....when ladies, usually Kaafir's would come into my department for me to sell them whatever, they'd go to shake my hand and i'd pretend to go to shake it first then wipe the side of my head like the Fons....I can watch happy days can't I? Oh, doesn't matter, it's not on anymore, i only watch it long time ago.

Yeah, the other thing he didn't like was me praying all the time. I'd star praying and then the phone ring. The phone ring all the time and stop me praying. So i'd have to start prayign all the time too.

the other boys in the Dealership would tease me too. One day the rock i got from mecca last year i keep in my top draw. and anyways, the daughter of my boss got told by one of the boys that she could use my rock as a hop stoct stone. It's a game them aussie kid play with the number and they skip. When i find out right, i tell her off. Cos she shouldn't be going throw my draws you know.

Oh yeah, and then their was the day that i went to my uncles house and smoked with my cousin. And I came back to work 2 hours late. Is smoking the hooka ok? My cousins says it is if your a girl.

It seems i cant hold down a job and my religion. Should i register with centalink instead?
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:37:57 AM PST
hahahahahaaaaaaa

this should be a TV show: Allah gets angry at the darndest things.
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:45:13 AM PST
The Book of Allaah indicates that the sexual relationships that are permitted are only of two types, either marriage or those (women slaves) whom one’s right hand possesses.

Al-Umm, 5/43.

The wife has no right to object to her husband owning female slaves or to his having intercourse with them.

And Allaah knows best.
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:52:51 AM PST
ok.... here's my question... #37153

Could you please help me with this dilemna. I have been raised muslim, and my father and my mother both pray to Allaah, however I fear my father is homosexual. I have caught him in compromising positions with other men, who I suspect are not Muslim. I feel great shame because of this, and I have no idea how I can handle the situation.
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 11:39:02 AM PST
"At first he went to his paternal aunt who has a job and spoke to her confidentially" HAHAHAHA i guess jobs arent normal for this family??
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 11:55:54 AM PST
just testing html :
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 11:56:09 AM PST
ok fine fine
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Tuesday, October 22nd 2002 @ 03:33:31 PM PST
It's Allaah's will that I bring this back, Allaah is always right!
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Wednesday, October 23rd 2002 @ 02:03:22 AM PST
hahahahah Allah know's best cracks me up everytime....jesus I hope the bastards don't give me a virus.
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Sunday, October 27th 2002 @ 03:07:30 AM PST
It's been about two weeks, and im still in fits over that link....ahhahahaha!!!
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