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bored, very very bored.
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Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 01:06:14 AM PST
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statesmnbsbll8: what are you talking about
statesmnbsbll8: asl
I sexed up Oprah: I'm saying I'm not a female, but I'll pretend if you want me to
statesmnbsbll8: lol
statesmnbsbll8: sorry
I sexed up Oprah: I'm serious
statesmnbsbll8: are you bi
I sexed up Oprah: no
I sexed up Oprah: I just wanted to do you a favour
statesmnbsbll8: why would you want to act like a girl so could get off
I sexed up Oprah: no, so you can
I sexed up Oprah: OI don't think you're getting much action, I just wanted to help out
I sexed up Oprah: it's like a good deed
statesmnbsbll8: thats very kind of you but alittle weird for me
I sexed up Oprah: but I was just tying to make you happy
statesmnbsbll8: i know
statesmnbsbll8: what about cyber
I sexed up Oprah: and it's not good enough
I sexed up Oprah: do you know how that makes me feel?
statesmnbsbll8: it would just be weird cuz you would have a mans voice
I sexed up Oprah: I have adeep voice, but it is very feminine
statesmnbsbll8: would you do most of the talking
I sexed up Oprah: that's up to you, big fella
statesmnbsbll8: sure
I sexed up Oprah: so will you call?
statesmnbsbll8: sure
I sexed up Oprah: do you mind long distance?
statesmnbsbll8: i have a calling card
I sexed up Oprah: how much time you got on it?
statesmnbsbll8: enough
I sexed up Oprah: it takes a little while for me to warm up
statesmnbsbll8: ok
statesmnbsbll8: just take your time ill be fine
I sexed up Oprah: I need at least half an hour to get it up
statesmnbsbll8: ok
I sexed up Oprah: so do you mind caling me for that long?
statesmnbsbll8: its cool
I sexed up Oprah: I don't live in America
statesmnbsbll8: sorry thats too far
I sexed up Oprah: really?
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Posted by: KITT the car Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 7
Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 01:07:22 AM PST
he broke my heart.
Posted by: KITT the car Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 7
Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 01:34:34 AM PST
That is quite easily the most disturbing thing i have read.
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 561
Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 01:53:31 AM PST
what the fuck is this shit? I'm too lazy to read it straight through, but ended up reading it like 10 times cause its so fucking gay I couldn't believe it! Go find Michael KITT, I think he's calling you...or Herbie ur luv bug
Posted by: EisuSlikeJesusButBetter Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 457
Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 02:00:42 AM PST
come on, it wasn't that bad was it?
Posted by: KITT the car Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 7
Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 02:07:35 AM PST
I'd never be so bored that I'd string some underloved guy along like that.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3226
Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 09:18:34 PM PST
broadways, that is not disturbing...try a Full House script if you wanna see disturbing
Posted by: Beefy Tits Magee Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 31
Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 09:21:45 PM PST
me too, I would never have a chat like that, let alone post it because I was so vey bored yesterday afternoon.
Posted by: Jerry Orbach Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 94
Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 09:36:51 PM PST
ummm... Jerry Orbach, we just had a chat like that yesterday... or have your forgotten about me alreayd?! :(
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 561
Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 09:44:27 PM PST
I can't remember any of my ex wives, so please don't take it personally.
Posted by: Jerry Orbach Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 94
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