| Saturday, October 19th 2002 @ 11:53:56 PM PST |
Lenny:
Ray, if we're wrong about this, we could be breaking up a very snooty couple. It might actually ruin my sleep for minutes!
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Briscoe, to a captive perp:
We're looking for Twist. No, it's ok! I have something wrong with my eyes -- I can only see Twist. I can't even see you!
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Briscoe:
Hey, I'm too young to be married, and I'm a grandfather.
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doctor:
The blood's A-B negative.
Lennie Briscoe:
Oh goody! I get dibs on his liver. |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Saturday, October 19th 2002 @ 11:57:02 PM PST |
Miller: "I didn't murder anyone."
Lennie: "Oh yeah? There's someone down at the M.E.'s office doing a pretty good impression of a dead guy." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Saturday, October 19th 2002 @ 11:57:45 PM PST |
Jensen: "I'm on a call right now!"
Lennie; "Don't worry about it. If your client's in jail, you'll see him in person in about an hour." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Saturday, October 19th 2002 @ 11:58:15 PM PST |
Leon: "I demand to see a lawyer."
Lennie: "All right. Just try not to shoot this one." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Saturday, October 19th 2002 @ 11:58:57 PM PST |
Ed: "When are people going to learn to just give up the car? It's not worth a life."
Lennie: "Spoken like somebody who never owned a Jag." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Saturday, October 19th 2002 @ 11:59:45 PM PST |
Father: "Half the kids on Leahy's team, they don't even speak English."
Lennie: "As opposed to the majors." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:00:20 AM PST |
Leahy: "Warrant? For what?"
Lennie; "It's not for stealing home." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:01:34 AM PST |
Jimmy: "Blood on it. I didn't want to touch that. God diseases."
Lennie: "This from a guy who keeps his stuff in a dumpster." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:01:57 AM PST |
(Lennie and Ed get a victim's address that is in Massachusetts): Ed: "That must be the parents."
Lennie: "Or it's a hell of a commute." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:02:27 AM PST |
Lennie: "We need to talk to you."
Student: "About what?"
Lennie: "Oh, putting mayo on corned beef, for openers." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:03:09 AM PST |
Hamilton: "We've been hemorrhaging jobs and money to Atlantic City and Connecticut."
Lennie: "My partner's done a little bleeding in both places." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:04:28 AM PST |
Green: "This would put the shooter in the sinner's seat."
Briscoe: "Wonder how many Hail Mary's that rates?" |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:04:38 AM PST |
Police officer (talking about a priest that had been shot): "Shot in the line of duty."
Lennie: "And no hazard pay." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:05:20 AM PST |
Larson: "Can I at least change?"
Lennie: "Oh, don't worry. The kind of pictures we take are only from the neck up." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:07:45 AM PST |
hahahaha
Lennie (reading a letter): "I enjoy clubbing, horseback riding, and phone sex."
Ed: "Sounds like your type, Lennie."
Lennie: "I don't club." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:08:35 AM PST |
Anita: "Maybe he thought a nine millimeter divorce would be cheaper."
Lennie: "Not to mention less bloody." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:09:38 AM PST |
Mrs. Ramos: "Miss Virginia is very, very kind. In this house, she is a saint."
Lennie: "Well, now it's official because somebody killed her." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:10:53 AM PST |
Man: "Down there's like a maze. I was howling and banging for an hour before anyone heard me."
Lennie: "Well, we'll drop bread crumbs." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:12:19 AM PST |
Reger: "My lawyer will have your jobs!"
Lennie: "Great, can we have his?" |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:13:27 AM PST |
Man: "Who's there?"
Lennie: "Lottery winners payment unit....also known as the police department." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:14:19 AM PST |
Curran: "Too much politics in being a detective. I don't know how you guys do it."
Lennie: "Oh, we're different. We're in it for the money." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:14:47 AM PST |
Officer: "Security tapes are gone."
Lennie: "Now what am I going to watch tonight?" |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:16:03 AM PST |
Pratt: "You're here because I have a record, right?"
Lennie: "It isn't for the food." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:16:31 AM PST |
Woman: "I didn't realize I was being physically examined."
Lennie: "It's another thing we're famous for." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:16:48 AM PST |
Jack: "Witnesses getting antsy?"
Lennie: "Nah, I gave them all crayons and coloring books." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:18:08 AM PST |
man: "Who are you?"
Lennie: "The car fairy." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 12:20:58 AM PST |
Dubow: "Edwin Booth, greatest American actor of his day. His brother killed Abraham Lincoln."
Green: "John Wilkes."
Dubow: "Never the actor Edwin was."
Briscoe: "Yeah, but a better shot." |
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| Posted by: Jerry Orbach |
Topics started: 3 |
Replies posted: 94 |
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| Sunday, October 20th 2002 @ 02:09:30 AM PST |
| so very very funny. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 62 |
Replies posted: 3226 |
