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Is it wrong to be both pregnant and a prostitue?
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:56:43 PM PST
because I'm late this month.
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:00:24 PM PST
it is wrong to spell prostitute prostitue...

:)
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:02:21 PM PST
anyway dude, it isn't wrong because "Fast Eddie" promised to pull out early, just fuckin abort it with a coat hanger and then go have some pulled-pork sandwhiches
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:05:06 PM PST
I know a nice little asian girl who'll pull your pork.
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:05:07 PM PST
is fast eddie the voice of society?
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:06:26 PM PST
I was actually trying to spell prostate.
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:10:49 PM PST
HAHHA, ok bob
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:13:42 PM PST
crisis over.
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:15:40 PM PST
Mark Summers and his brother are in a bathroom using the urinals. Mark looks at his brothers penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He turns to him and says, I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis bro?
Oh ya? Well it's working just fine, his brother replies, I'm down to 2 butts a day.

hahha
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:16:07 PM PST
...speaking of prostrates, hahaha
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:17:05 PM PST
hahahahahahahaha!
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:17:40 PM PST
yes dude !!
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:18:14 PM PST
haha
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:18:46 PM PST
whats up Lazer, get on MSN you fuck
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 04:19:27 PM PST
hahahahaaah
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