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poor little artfag
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Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 08:07:55 AM PST
A*****: Hello?
SayRuh Rawks: wow
SayRuh Rawks: you want to do me yet?
A*****: so it is you
SayRuh Rawks: yes
A*****: why were you on Mike's sn?
SayRuh Rawks: of course
SayRuh Rawks: because he lets me suck his dick sometimes
A*****: ic
SayRuh Rawks: but it doesn't do it for me anymore
SayRuh Rawks: so i'm keeping my options open
A*****: lol
SayRuh Rawks: and my screen name was busted
SayRuh Rawks: i thought i couldn't sign on to it but it was because i had the caps lock on
SayRuh Rawks: but i go back to florida in a week
SayRuh Rawks: so i need to act fast
A*****: when you pursue things that aren't quite right, they never do satisfy in the long run
SayRuh Rawks: that's horse shit
A*****: so you are in the local area?
SayRuh Rawks: for the time being yeah
A*****: are you for real?
SayRuh Rawks: i was helping mike out at work for a while but i'm not there right now
SayRuh Rawks: he better not ask me to suck his penis today
SayRuh Rawks: i really don't feel like it
SayRuh Rawks: but i'm waiting to find out what's up with you before i fuck him
SayRuh Rawks: because if i can fuck you i won't bother
A*****: I hate to break any conceptions you may have, but I wouldn't have sex or engage in any sort of sexuality with the young women I love and am close to, no matter how much I might want to; let alone you
SayRuh Rawks: that's bullshit
SayRuh Rawks: i won't hear it
A*****: really?
SayRuh Rawks: what do you think about roofies?
A*****: I don't even know what they are
A*****: let alone what to think about them
SayRuh Rawks: like would you be mad if you were rendered helpless?
SayRuh Rawks: and then i like humped you
A*****t: rendered helpless??
A*****: HAHAHA
A*****: good luck
A*****: you and what army?
SayRuh Rawks: that's where the roofies come into play
SayRuh Rawks: then i can fuck you and roll my cumsmeared body in a pile of your doodles
A*****: ic
SayRuh Rawks: it will be fun
SayRuh Rawks: you'll see
A*****: I suppose I ought to be scared by you
A*****: but I'm not
A*****: not even slightly
SayRuh Rawks: oh nooooo
SayRuh Rawks: i want you to get HOTTTTT
A*****: I guess what bothers me is that I am even willing to talk to you
SayRuh Rawks: mike said he would let me use his video camera
SayRuh Rawks: why?
A*****: as if?
SayRuh Rawks: do you not like me?
A*****: I have one here... :-P
SayRuh Rawks: what do you mean as if
SayRuh Rawks: do you watch amy heckerling movies?
A*****: I don't watch movies
A*****t: I don't look at porn
SayRuh Rawks: well um so you have a camera already
SayRuh Rawks: swell
SayRuh Rawks: i won't have to suck mike's dick today then
SayRuh Rawks: but what if it's your own special porn
SayRuh Rawks: and hell it wouldn't even be porn
A*****: I don't create porn
SayRuh Rawks: it'd be so romantical
A*****: maybe so
A*****: but my soul says no
SayRuh Rawks: do you know what a cum shot is?
A*****: my God says it is wrong
SayRuh Rawks: it's like art
A*****: yes
SayRuh Rawks: if you do it right
A*****: I know quite too much
SayRuh Rawks: that's becasue god is amourphous and doesn't have a weiner
A*****: not true
SayRuh Rawks: if he did he'd say go get 'em tiger
SayRuh Rawks: so god has a dick?
SayRuh Rawks: if God had a dick i wouldn't waste my time on you
SayRuh Rawks: because it bet he has a big cock
A*****: ic
SayRuh Rawks: if he had a cock that is
A*****: so big = better?
A*****: ic
A*****: not only are you mad, but delusional
A*****: :-)
SayRuh Rawks: well if you had a chance to ram God's manhood inside any orfice of yours you'd SO jump at the chance
SayRuh Rawks: say you wouldn't
SayRuh Rawks: i mean if he told you to
SayRuh Rawks: shit yeah you would
A*****: uhm
A*****: no
A*****: I am a free person
SayRuh Rawks: then you could fly like on peter pan
A*****: I have the right to choose
SayRuh Rawks: because his cum would be like fairy dust
AthloNut: nobody can MAKE me do anything I don't want to
SayRuh Rawks: God can, or else he'll give you herpes
AthloNut: by definition God = ultimate good
SayRuh Rawks: i have to go masturbate ok
AthloNut: therefore God wouldn't do that
AthloNut: oh?
SayRuh Rawks: i'll be back
SayRuh Rawks: yeah
AthloNut: ic
SayRuh Rawks: will you scan your cock to help me out a bit
SayRuh Rawks: or go draw a picture of it real quick
SayRuh Rawks: i can wait
AthloNut: oh really?
AthloNut: you really are unbelievable
SayRuh Rawks: YES YES
AthloNut: you know...
SayRuh Rawks: DO IT
SayRuh Rawks: NOWWWWW
AthloNut: I used to imagine that I would find someone like you and talk to them and go the way you are suggesting
AthloNut: but I've been through a lot
AthloNut: and I wouldn't dream of it now
SayRuh Rawks: i can ease your pain
AthloNut: I love the Lord my God
AthloNut: I love my close friends
AthloNut: I couldn't face them having done anything like you suggest
SayRuh Rawks: look i promise to say "oh God" A LOT
SayRuh Rawks: if you'll just let me fuck you
AthloNut: I couldn't look my parents in the eye and be at peace
SayRuh Rawks: your friends will high five you
SayRuh Rawks: well is your dad hott?
AthloNut: some would
SayRuh Rawks: i can take care of him first
SayRuh Rawks: then he can give you the OK
AthloNut: my dad would sooner kill you
SayRuh Rawks: and hell bring yer mom along
SayRuh Rawks: i'll sex her up GOOD
AthloNut: my mom would spit in your face
SayRuh Rawks: she'd probably leave your dad
SayRuh Rawks: and CUM stay with my forever
SayRuh Rawks: me*
SayRuh Rawks: ugh i'm so wet
SayRuh Rawks: i'll be right back
AthloNut: isn't that your point?
AthloNut: isn't that your goal?
SayRuh Rawks: i need to see if mike has anything in his room i can masturbate with
AthloNut: why do you say ugh if that is what you enjoy?
SayRuh Rawks: i mean uggnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh
SayRuh Rawks: it's a moan dipshit
SayRuh Rawks: GEEZ
AthloNut: ic
AthloNut: sure sure
AthloNut: that is really gonna convince me
AthloNut: call me names
SayRuh Rawks: i like it when mike calls me bitch
SayRuh Rawks: and slaps me
SayRuh Rawks: so why can't you just roll with it
SayRuh Rawks: it's fun
AthloNut: why? because I know what it has to offer
SayRuh Rawks: seriously hold on
SayRuh Rawks: i'm DRIPPING
AthloNut: I'd rather look deeply into the eyes of the one I love, and not have sex, than engage in intercourse with you
AthloNut: why?
AthloNut: because there is more to life than pleasure
AthloNut: there is satisfaction
AthloNut: ever read 'Brave New World'?
SayRuh Rawks: yes
AthloNut: I've read it 2 or 3 times
AthloNut: ...
SayRuh Rawks: death sounded UUGGGGLY
SayRuh Rawks: he was a fat blob
SayRuh Rawks: but his mom sounded sexy
AthloNut: what I am saying is there are things far more enjoyable than what you suggest
AthloNut: you've been blinded to it
SayRuh Rawks: like hell i have
SayRuh Rawks: i like food and movies and gokart racing
AthloNut: I don't mean things on the surface
SayRuh Rawks: AND the occasional (but usually frequent) huge throbbing cock
SayRuh Rawks: so what?
AthloNut: what I mean is knowing you have made a difference; accomplished your purpose to live
SayRuh Rawks: i'm flexible
SayRuh Rawks: i've made plenty of difference to people
AthloNut: what is your purpose to live?
AthloNut: why do you live another day?
SayRuh Rawks: they say i'm the best they've ever had
AthloNut: to have as much fun as possible?
SayRuh Rawks: wow i feel like i've known you forever
SayRuh Rawks: do you want to know what it's like to be inside me?
SayRuh Rawks: it's quite cozy
AthloNut: "Do not have even a hint of sexual immorality among you."
AthloNut: "Take captive every thought, making it obedient to Christ."
SayRuh Rawks: well just say sorry afterwards
SayRuh Rawks: no biggie
SayRuh Rawks: i'll suck your dick while you pray
SayRuh Rawks: it'll be great
AthloNut: lol
AthloNut: I'm sure you would
SayRuh Rawks: shit yeah
SayRuh Rawks: i have some rosary anal beads too
SayRuh Rawks: shit if we're gonna do this we need to do it before mike gets off work
AthloNut: remember Sodom and Gomorrah?
SayRuh Rawks: he doesn't know i'm talking to you
AthloNut: the city was totally destroyed
SayRuh Rawks: yeah yeah yeah but i hear it was really termites
AthloNut: because the people that lived there were seeking the same things you are
SayRuh Rawks: well they didn't have fucking balance
AthloNut: so you need to hide it?
AthloNut: why wouldn't he mind?
SayRuh Rawks: from mike yeah
AthloNut: if it is so wonderful?
SayRuh Rawks: because he said he was going to let me have a threesome with his friend if i behaved myself
SayRuh Rawks: it's not that big of a deal but if i can keep him from finding out that would be good
AthloNut: ic
SayRuh Rawks: if he asked me about it straight up i'd tell him
SayRuh Rawks: i can't lie to him
AthloNut: I am actually tempted to go see you... but not for your reasons
SayRuh Rawks: it's hard to lie to someone when you're naked
AthloNut: to look you in the eye and say no to your face
SayRuh Rawks: well wtf
SayRuh Rawks: you can say no all you want as long as you let me fuck you
AthloNut: I would sooner die
SayRuh Rawks: seriously i'm pressed for time
SayRuh Rawks: d00d i don't have aids
SayRuh Rawks: you won't die
SayRuh Rawks: look
SayRuh Rawks: i'll settle for oral sex
SayRuh Rawks: is that cool
AthloNut: ?
SayRuh Rawks: and IF something more comes from it then that's fine too
SayRuh Rawks: no pressure
AthloNut: supposing I did have sex with you
SayRuh Rawks: YESSSS
AthloNut: I would have a normal variety
SayRuh Rawks: keep talking
AthloNut: not any strange way
AthloNut: but I wouldn't
AthloNut: so it is besides the point
SayRuh Rawks: what no doggystyle?
SayRuh Rawks: seriously i brought this kama sutra book with me. . .
SayRuh Rawks: and mike has this really cool chair in his room
SayRuh Rawks: shit shit shit
SayRuh Rawks: we need to hurry
SayRuh Rawks: i think he;ll be home on his lunch break with his friend
AthloNut: sorry girl
AthloNut: remember me: the only person who probably ever turned you down
SayRuh Rawks: and if they catch you here then he'll wimp out on the threesome
SayRuh Rawks: fine
SayRuh Rawks: FINE
SayRuh Rawks: then i need to go and masturbate because you really got me so turned on
SayRuh Rawks: i need to do something about my girl-boner
SayRuh Rawks: NOW
SayRuh Rawks: so if you change your mind come over to mike's house
SayRuh Rawks: but prefereably before noon
SayRuh Rawks: CYA


i got sick of trying to protect his screen name and gave up with editing it with astericks
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 08:15:59 AM PST
SayRuh Rawks: your friends will high five you


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHA, this is priceless
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 10:43:43 AM PST
hahaha.. this chick rules.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck Topics started: 103 Replies posted: 1768
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 10:45:14 AM PST
yeah, she gave me a boner...totally...and thats hard to do, seeing how im so gay and all
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 10:57:48 AM PST
more like gaykk assfucker
Posted by: Star Tekk Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 23
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 11:09:51 AM PST
http://www.livxtrm.com


HAHA here's that guy's fr00ty website

i'm gonna fuck him this evening SO hard
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 11:25:48 AM PST
sayruh u r a bit sick but ya mind is somethin cool
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 11:44:41 AM PST
ahaha...now i read it all...lmao!
porco dio
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 12:58:10 PM PST
SayRuh fucking rawks...like the name says
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 12:59:31 PM PST
that guy looks like a total tool
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 01:47:52 PM PST
wheres your webcam?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 01:49:18 PM PST
mine?
i hope this isn't meant to be a people who live in glass houses thing
i never said I myself was hot shit either
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 01:51:07 PM PST
I didn't actually read the chat, or any other posts. I just figured the artfag guy was that guy who goes around webcams chatting up girls, or whatever the fuck it is. So you gotta webcam?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 01:55:24 PM PST
eh kinda i don't turn it on or anything ever
ahhh let me give you the background on it
i have some friends in MD
and this freak is in my my friend mike's friend's math class
and they started screwing with him one night because he had signed up for their messageboard and twatnot
and i was tlaking to them too and they were telling me what a goof this guy was and i told him to send a picture of a chick and say they were a girl
so they sent him a picture of me and my boobs and kept screwing with him
welp he found me today on MY screen name so i basically had to cover our asses just so we can keep messing with him if we want to

and last time i posted a picture of me here i got a bad reaction so i'm guessing i shouldn't do it again
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 01:56:39 PM PST
where the fuck am i
Posted by: room 21 Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 53
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 01:57:50 PM PST
yeah, but there was no nudity involved then.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 02:26:36 PM PST
yup...i want the boob pic 2
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 02:41:22 PM PST
boob pic
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:06:31 PM PST
Dont worry about that guy she's chatting with, look at his
drawings - all the classic signs of a manic-depressive
schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur, all bundled
in a religious coping mechanism.
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 691
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:07:30 PM PST
what about my drawings? what do i have?
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:08:14 PM PST
^kiss me^
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:08:57 PM PST
haha i was a post to late
but i love it when a guy talks psychology. . .

i'm so fucking serious too
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:09:56 PM PST
assuming you are male lazer, and if not, hell it's the internet
i'll pretend you are
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:10:00 PM PST
Ah you my friend have the wemo syndrome,
you wanna be emo but even you aren't wimpy
enuff.
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 691
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:11:03 PM PST
Oh ya baby I'm all man! what was your name here
before Sara?? Did you really post a pic too??
I can get all pyschobabble all the time if you like.
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 691
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:12:04 PM PST
what happened to the days when males used to hunt bears and drink beer?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:12:40 PM PST
Rock on Lester!!
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 691
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:13:01 PM PST
it was sayruh and it was before registration was required and i didn't post too damn much either

and i posted pics before

but SOMEONE laughed at me

haha it's all gravy though

it just means there won't be anymore

da pheesh and gutterboy have seen what i look like though
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:15:36 PM PST
You weren't laughed at. But you didn't post a normal pic, it was more some weird art student sort of thing. Us simple minded southern folk don't get that.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:17:00 PM PST
oh then i'll get the pics from them if their
done scanning their hamptons with them.

hhaa
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 691
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:17:10 PM PST
weird art student thing?
hahahahaha
not me

weird sarah fucking around with the digital camera?
ding ding ding ding
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:17:15 PM PST
in my day, coffee was coffee and school was school, now we have fancy private school fairies sipping down another $5 latte. It makes me sick.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:22:01 PM PST
i don't take too many normal pictures
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:22:32 PM PST
oops you'll have to copy and paste the url
this place doesn't like picture trail i reckon
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:22:46 PM PST
If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
My dad's a builder,
His friend's a plumber.
They're getting cancer
And you can get stuffed.

He works like a nigger
For a moderate figure,
We're not underprivileged
But you can get stuffed.

If you're creative you can get stuffed

If you paint like Picasso, unlearn it
If you've written Ulysses, burn it
If you're Flaubert, why trouble?
I do my best work with a shovel
And you can get stuffed

They dig in the soil
Their work involves toil
Sweat on their foreheads
And you can get stuffed

My dad's better than your dad,
I'm better than you
Your dad's in advertising
And you'll be a gigolo too

If you're creative you can get stuffed

If you're an adman, artist, poet or actor
Student, tutor, writer, chiropractor
If you design clothing
Or make a living from posing
If you paint pictures
Or run a boutique for bitches

If you deal in antiques
Or anything chic
If your career involves feeling,
Instead of hauling and kneeling,
Here's the end of the matter
You can get stuffed.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:23:37 PM PST
I'm forbidden. cool.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:25:14 PM PST
copy and paste it and it should say .jpg at the end
it'll work
you can't hotlink it from here that's all
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:27:56 PM PST
are you making fun of my nostril-sex fetsih?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:28:41 PM PST
mwaaaaahahahahaha, everyone has a nostril fetish
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:29:45 PM PST
I dig holes for a living.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:30:05 PM PST
...i listen to the lawrence arms for a living
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:31:19 PM PST
sayruh is a cute gal, i've seen and i can say it...so sayruh now dat i made u look cool in front of all this meaningful ppl, send me boob pic?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:32:57 PM PST
boob pic
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:33:50 PM PST
yup now dat i know it exists i wanna c it...
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:34:03 PM PST
I think Phillip Glass is teh antichrist.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:35:25 PM PST
dat or piero pelù
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:35:30 PM PST
i think Rob Lowe is
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:36:20 PM PST
pika pika. PIKACHU!
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:36:47 PM PST
dat yello shitbunch's gotta DIE
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:36:56 PM PST
lazer made several references to my art...kickass
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:37:25 PM PST
i like pokemon
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:38:05 PM PST
it's pokèmon
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:38:41 PM PST
pokewhat now?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:39:29 PM PST
hahaha, i dont have that e on my keyboard, and i dont feel like going to character map
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 03:41:40 PM PST
ê - alt 136.
ë - alt 137
è - alt 138
e - e
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 05:20:09 PM PST
poke man scares the willies out of me
but it didn't stop me from buying a pikachu shirt
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 05:22:37 PM PST
vvêll í ©ãñ †ÿÞè líkê †hí$è ®êªl ®êãl gøðd bù¢kë†
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 07:41:35 PM PST
you fucking freak!

that goes for you too siggy.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 09:06:47 PM PST
hahahaahaah funny shit
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 3774
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 09:08:51 PM PST
g thanks
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 09:11:30 PM PST
what up sig???
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 3774
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 09:20:10 PM PST
last time i looked up, was this buger on the sealing
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 09:23:18 PM PST
lol
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 3774
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 09:33:52 PM PST
sayruh's a lame-o
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 3571
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 09:34:32 PM PST
smegger, whats up, nigga?
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 09:36:54 PM PST
not much just got home from a weekend of chaos... what's up with you man?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 3571
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 10:46:01 PM PST
did you tap any wild staceys while out bagging hoes smeg?
Posted by: L Topics started: 143 Replies posted: 6565
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 10:46:54 PM PST
...
Posted by: August Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 161
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 10:47:08 PM PST
serious.. in a bold type way. lol
Posted by: L Topics started: 143 Replies posted: 6565
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 10:49:14 PM PST
i miss stacey...what a great friend she is
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Tuesday, October 8th 2002 @ 11:45:43 PM PST
smegma is mean fat head
but sexy at the same time
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 03:58:10 AM PST
smegma is also dirty...i once heard it called ricottina
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 03:59:54 AM PST
and sayruh also has a goonies shirt...don't try and hide now...
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 04:10:20 AM PST
yes i can back that statement up i also have the picture of her wearing that goonie t-shirt....lol
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 3774
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 09:27:50 AM PST
shhhhhhh
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 09:43:08 AM PST
*gulps semen*
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 09:53:42 AM PST
nah laze not this time... not saying i haven't .... you think my heads really fat sayruh? i was just kidding about the lame-o thing you goonie. i have to say i don't remember you. hey gutter_boy... you should hook me up with that pic.

so pheesh would my name be ricottinasniffer?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 3571
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 10:00:46 AM PST
hahahaha...smegster, youre back
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 10:02:03 AM PST
man today sucked, he wasn't very cooperative with the whole fucking me thing. . . .
**********************************
AthloNut: Hello?
SayRuh Rawks: ooh hheeeeeyyyyyy
SayRuh Rawks: what are you wearing?
SayRuh Rawks: don't hold out on me
AthloNut: a leather coat made of human flesh :-P
AthloNut: j/k
SayRuh Rawks: WHOA
SayRuh Rawks: that's pretty hot actually
AthloNut: yeah, but only a sicko would actually have such a coat
AthloNut: and I am not a sicko
AthloNut: therefore it can't be true
AthloNut: unless you think I am implying something else
AthloNut: which I am not
SayRuh Rawks: WTF
SayRuh Rawks: you're already crazy for not fucking me
SayRuh Rawks: so the whole flesh thing doesn't reallyphase me
AthloNut: hahaha
SayRuh Rawks: so have you thought about my offer
SayRuh Rawks: mike won't be home until 4 today
SayRuh Rawks: i was pretty pissed that i didn't get any at all yesterday
AthloNut: aww that is too bad really
SayRuh Rawks: but he said he talked to you so i can only assume that you are trying to cockblock
SayRuh Rawks: me
SayRuh Rawks: and that kinda pisses me off
SayRuh Rawks: so you have to fuck me now
AthloNut: he mentioned I said hello?
AthloNut: that is weird
SayRuh Rawks: or else i will damn you
AthloNut: all I did is say hi for a sec
AthloNut: I didn't say much of anything to him
SayRuh Rawks: oh so you didn't say anything to him about me?
SayRuh Rawks: whew thats good
AthloNut: no, I did not
SayRuh Rawks: he didn't say you had but i was getting kind of nervous
SayRuh Rawks: i don't want him to know about us
SayRuh Rawks: and how we're gonna 'do it'
AthloNut: "all that is hidden will be made known"
SayRuh Rawks: yeah yeah i don't care if he finds out afterwards
AthloNut: ic
SayRuh Rawks: i just don't want him to fuck up our plans
SayRuh Rawks: so when are you coming over here
AthloNut: you really are persistent
SayRuh Rawks: i want to fuck you in mike's bed so i can smell your baby batter while i sleep in there with mike
SayRuh Rawks: well i'm only in town for a short while
AthloNut: I'll give you that much; people should go after what they want
AthloNut: I don't approve of what you want, but anyway
SayRuh Rawks: so let's make with the screwing
SayRuh Rawks: i didn't ask if you approved of it
SayRuh Rawks: hell, i didn't ask you much of anything
SayRuh Rawks: except WHEN
AthloNut: I'll just be perfectly clear:
SayRuh Rawks: WHEN ARE YOU COMING OVER
AthloNut: There is only one situation in which I would engage in any sort of sexual activity: when I am married
SayRuh Rawks: oh shit i almost sent that to mike
SayRuh Rawks: ok well what if you pretend you're married
SayRuh Rawks: have you ever role played
AthloNut: If you want to marry me, fine, but it isn't a simple process
AthloNut: first we'd have to get counseling from a church
SayRuh Rawks: you can pretend i'm your wife and you can throw the remote at my fac ce and bitchslap me when i don't fetch you a beer
AthloNut: and then I'd need to be clear that you are really willing to live the rest of your life with me
SayRuh Rawks: blah blah when do we get to fuck
AthloNut: and not have sex with anyone other than me
AthloNut: sex is not a group activity
SayRuh Rawks: can any of this be done before 4 pm today?
SayRuh Rawks: well whatever
SayRuh Rawks: i'llf fuck you then dump your ass so i can go screw around
AthloNut: it is most passionate, pure, and even enjoyable when it is between two people who are wholly dedicated to each other
SayRuh Rawks: well who else am i gonna be dedicated to while you're pumping my with your meatstick?
AthloNut: sex isn't just an activity
AthloNut: it is a state of mind
AthloNut: it is a lifetime dedication
SayRuh Rawks: well hello, that's what orgasms are for
SayRuh Rawks: and you better make me cum like 6 times or i'll kick you in the face
SayRuh Rawks: because that shit turns me on too
SayRuh Rawks: you get to kick me back of course
SayRuh Rawks: that's the fun of it
SayRuh Rawks: but yeah you better hit it right
SayRuh Rawks: hello? are you masturbating
AthloNut: no
SayRuh Rawks: yeah clean the pipes before you come over
AthloNut: I'll admit I'd considered it before, but no
SayRuh Rawks: you'll last longer that way
SayRuh Rawks: you don't ever tug on your tallywhacker????
SayRuh Rawks: lack of masturbation is what causes every war don't you know
AthloNut: not true
AthloNut: it is balance
AthloNut: a messed up balance causes war
AthloNut: masturbation itself is not needed
SayRuh Rawks: yeah what do you think not giving ol william a chance to purge is
AthloNut: it is the psychological effect and viewpoint that is destructive
SayRuh Rawks: if that's not imbalance i don't know what is
SayRuh Rawks: i thought it was the bombs and nukes
SayRuh Rawks: we dont get shit done by telepathy
SayRuh Rawks: we blow shit up
AthloNut: look: I've masturbated plenty in the past, but I am really going to stop, and I am at peace with that, and will stop; because my sense of self respect is of critical importance
SayRuh Rawks: jesus i thought you were in college
SayRuh Rawks: don't they teach you anything
AthloNut: not really; the stuff they tell you is pretty much worthless
SayRuh Rawks: sure you may respect yourself, but have you ever asked your penis how he feels about this
AthloNut: I've learned plenty on my own though
AthloNut: My body is my slave
AthloNut: It does what I tell it
SayRuh Rawks: but i want it to be MY SLAVE
SayRuh Rawks: oooh do you liek the bondage thing?
SayRuh Rawks: the marks go away in a week tops
SayRuh Rawks: flogging is a little less harsh than a real whip
SayRuh Rawks: that shit can get out of hand
SayRuh Rawks: i'm pretty conservative but i love a good flogging
SayRuh Rawks: well do you like to eat pussy?
SayRuh Rawks: it's really a selfless act
AthloNut: the only thing I really enjoy about sexual activity is being able to look the other person in the eye and know they are happy, at peace, and fulfilled, whilst I feel the same way; It isn't about manipulating your emotions... it is about being true to ones life purpose
SayRuh Rawks: i'll look into ol' one eye
SayRuh Rawks: and i'll make sure he's happy
SayRuh Rawks: and when i'm done i'll say "PEACE"
AthloNut: you are missing the point
AthloNut: I can tell deception
SayRuh Rawks: the fuck i am
SayRuh Rawks: i want to fuck you
AthloNut: I can see when people do something just to get what they want
AthloNut: you don't really care about me at all
AthloNut: so it is besides the point
AthloNut: I have to go eat lunch
SayRuh Rawks: i want to fuck you-how is that not caring
AthloNut: I may be back on later
AthloNut: whenever...
AthloNut: ttyl
SayRuh Rawks: i care enough about your cock to let it plunge inseide me for a few hours
SayRuh Rawks: DON"T DO THIS TO ME
SayRuh Rawks: do you know what blue balls feels like?
SayRuh Rawks: that shit sucks
AthloNut: yes I do
SayRuh Rawks: well guess what
AthloNut: deal with it
SayRuh Rawks: girls can get it tooo
SayRuh Rawks: that's pretty fucked up
SayRuh Rawks: god
SayRuh Rawks: s
SayRuh Rawks: gonna be PISSSSSED at you fpr leading me on like this
SayRuh Rawks: you're such a vaginatease
SayRuh Rawks: where do you get off playing me like this
SayRuh Rawks: who the fuck do you think you are
SayRuh Rawks: WWJD
SayRuh Rawks: WWJD
SayRuh Rawks: WWJD
SayRuh Rawks: WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS!!!!!
SayRuh Rawks: at least say something sweet to me
SayRuh Rawks: woo me a little
SayRuh Rawks: to ease my pain
SayRuh Rawks: i am so sad right now

*******************************************************

this guy is no fun anymore
AND i'm losing my finesse
HELP ME
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 10:06:28 AM PST
mwaaaaahahah
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 10:06:58 AM PST
yeah but not for long...got to go to stool soon. sayruh, just tell him to you're no longer wet for him and that you just used him... you never want to talk to him again cause he has hpv and herpes.
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 3571
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 11:02:16 AM PST
uh oh he just got off his lunch break. . .

******************************************
AthloNu t: Hello?
SayRuh Rawks: hiiiii
AthloNut: back from lunch...
SayRuh Rawks: i bet i know something that would taste WAY BETTER than what ever slop you just had
SayRuh Rawks: it starts with a p
SayRuh Rawks: and ends in an ussy
SayRuh Rawks: come over, i'll prove it
AthloNut: No need to prove it
AthloNut: I know what you mean
SayRuh Rawks: OH YES
SayRuh Rawks: you'll be so happy
SayRuh Rawks: do you like kittens?
AthloNut: I am allergic to cats
SayRuh Rawks: do you like cotton candy?
AthloNut: it is too sticky for my tastes
AthloNut: I like sugar
SayRuh Rawks: HEY ME TOO!!!
SayRuh Rawks: let's fuck!
AthloNut: You know I keep a permanent log of everyone I talk to...
SayRuh Rawks: oh you save it incase you decide to masturbate after all
AthloNut: huh?
AthloNut: lol
AthloNut: no
AthloNut: I save it that way I am careful what I say
AthloNut: because I am going to let other people read it
SayRuh Rawks: good
SayRuh Rawks: then they can tell you what a fool you are for not coming and plowing me
AthloNut: IE, I have nothing to hide
SayRuh Rawks: yes you do
AthloNut: oh I do?
SayRuh Rawks: you are keeping your weiner a big secret
AthloNut: like what?
SayRuh Rawks: BARE ALL BIG BOY
AthloNut: oh really?
SayRuh Rawks: you keep it all tucked away in your little hot pants hidden from the world
AthloNut: it isn't a secret; it is just restricted access
SayRuh Rawks: let william be free and enjoy the goodness of life
SayRuh Rawks: and well my vagina tooo
SayRuh Rawks: i KNOW they'd hit it off
SayRuh Rawks: Best Friends 4 Lyfe
SayRuh Rawks: or at least until mike gets home
SayRuh Rawks: wheeeiii
AthloNut: how do you so blithely ignore that there is more to us as people than just our physical parts?
SayRuh Rawks: like what?
SayRuh Rawks: pillow talk?
SayRuh Rawks: i'm down with that
SayRuh Rawks: just don't start saying anything lame
AthloNut: I just don't understand how you can live like that
SayRuh Rawks: or i'll smother your ass
AthloNut: How do you know I am not some psychotic wacko who will come have sex with you and then kill you?
SayRuh Rawks: how do you know that that isn't a CRAZY fantasy of mine
AthloNut: to be dead?
SayRuh Rawks: oh no
AthloNut: that is hilarious
SayRuh Rawks: you couldn't kill me anyway
AthloNut: lol
AthloNut: now I've heard it all I think
SayRuh Rawks: have you ever watched a snuff film?
SayRuh Rawks: it'd be that but i'd survive
AthloNut: no
SayRuh Rawks: it is so hot when you have a bloody nose while you're giving a guy head
SayRuh Rawks: then you have blood running down your face mixed in his splooge and your saliva
SayRuh Rawks: UGGGNNNNNHHHH
SayRuh Rawks: oh wow
SayRuh Rawks: come over
AthloNut: a bloody nose? that is bizarre
AthloNut: I suppose I get the point; but that is just weird
SayRuh Rawks: NOW NOW NOW NOW
AthloNut: I suppose you must really have liked the movie Blade II
SayRuh Rawks: it's just body fluid d00d
SayRuh Rawks: i don't watch rated r movies
AthloNut: ic
SayRuh Rawks: i wouldn't piss on you or shit on your face or anythign like that
SayRuh Rawks: that's just plain nasty
AthloNut: that depends...
AthloNut: I've read that in some places they save piss...
SayRuh Rawks: eeew you like SCAT?
AthloNut: and drink it...
SayRuh Rawks: you fuckin freak!!!
SayRuh Rawks: waahhhhahahahahahaaa
AthloNut: I like neither
AthloNut: I am just says there are plenty of wackos out there
SayRuh Rawks: you'll drink pee but you on't fuck me
AthloNut: You seem to be pretty weird
SayRuh Rawks: that's pretty harsh
SayRuh Rawks: OMG
SayRuh Rawks: you're such a dick
SayRuh Rawks: first you TOTALLY lead me on
SayRuh Rawks: then you call me names
AthloNut: I wouldn't drink pee if somebody paid me
AthloNut: ...
SayRuh Rawks: you don't do anything do you
SayRuh Rawks: you NEED to come over here and put out
SayRuh Rawks: we have 2 hours
SayRuh Rawks: i'd say you could cum 6-8 times in that period
AthloNut: here is my point in talking to you: I just think it is incredible I would ever even talk to you
SayRuh Rawks: i'll be lucky to get 3 but i have CRAZY stamina
SayRuh Rawks: eeeew you're USING me
AthloNut: I just want to make it clear to myself that you are not what I want
SayRuh Rawks: that's so fucked up
AthloNut: yes, very true
SayRuh Rawks: you don't even know what you want
AthloNut: I won't have sex with you
AthloNut: no matter what you say
AthloNut: and you know it
SayRuh Rawks: yes you will
AthloNut: you seem to be having fun trying to convince me though
SayRuh Rawks: i'm having fun thinking of all the shit i'm gonna do to you with my tongue
SayRuh Rawks: DAMMIT
SayRuh Rawks: either come over here now or i have to let you go
AthloNut: you really need to relax
AthloNut: you'd enjoy life more
SayRuh Rawks: there you go getting me all hot again
SayRuh Rawks: and i have to wait here for another 2 fucking hours before i can even see any sign of a dick
SayRuh Rawks: unless you come over and spare me
SayRuh Rawks: look how bout a quicky
AthloNut: from your perspective how can you complain?
AthloNut: you seem to value stamina
SayRuh Rawks: i'll settle for something to hold me over
SayRuh Rawks: just hit it and quit it
SayRuh Rawks: no biggie
AthloNut: now that doesn't make sense
SayRuh Rawks: i might have to fake and orgasm but it's all good
SayRuh Rawks: i love theater
AthloNut: if I did choose to I'd go all the way
AthloNut: half way is just dumb
AthloNut: which is why I never would
SayRuh Rawks: your wang would be like a little teaser for what i'm gonna get when mike comes home
SayRuh Rawks: then come over and have really hottt wet sex with me
SayRuh Rawks: i can always lock mike out of his own room and say i'm shaving my legs or soething
SayRuh Rawks: and sneak your sweaty ass out
SayRuh Rawks: i give a helluva blow job
SayRuh Rawks: you're really missing out
AthloNut: it is all irrelevant conjecture
AthloNut: because it isn't going to happen
AthloNut: you can imagine all you want
AthloNut: but it won't change a thing
AthloNut: maybe I am missing out
SayRuh Rawks: but anyway i forgot i packed my dildo and i'm gonna go get new batteries for it if you don't stop leading me on like this
AthloNut: and I am glad
SayRuh Rawks: i'm serious
SayRuh Rawks: you're going to hell for this
SayRuh Rawks: TEMPTRESS
SayRuh Rawks: but without the ESS
SayRuh Rawks: TEMPTER
SayRuh Rawks: YEAH
SayRuh Rawks: well whatever
AthloNut: tempter? lol
AthloNut: you are your own temptress
AthloNut: It is your own mind that is coming up with these delusions
AthloNut: you are leading yourself on
AthloNut: why is that so hard to see?
SayRuh Rawks: delusion schmelusion
SayRuh Rawks: are you coming over ot NOT
SayRuh Rawks: or*
AthloNut: I've already said no
AthloNut: and I rarely change my mind on anything
AthloNut: the only way I ever change my mind is if I stop thinking
AthloNut: and I am thinking plenty at the moment
AthloNut: so I am safe
SayRuh Rawks: ok well have fun wacking to hymn books, i'm gonna go stimulate my clitoris
SayRuh Rawks: LATERRRZZZZZZ
AthloNut: ic
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 11:52:20 AM PST
haqhahhahahahahhahaha
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:21:55 PM PST
lol....ic....
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:26:11 PM PST
yeah i'm SO not turned on by him anymore
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:29:48 PM PST
power failure?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:31:09 PM PST
should look for someone else now
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:33:24 PM PST
nah, i'm too depressed and scarred from this to be able to face another right now.
how long exactly is the usual mourning period for something like this?
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:33:59 PM PST
i say about 6 hours
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:34:19 PM PST
well 6 hours 37 min and 34 seconds to be correct
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:38:59 PM PST
sex before marriage is a no-no with the church. Molesting small boys is ok.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:42:06 PM PST
i don't want to be like you
you always tell me what to do
my reply is fuck you
i defy until i die

i defy the school today
i defy the american way
i defy the kkk
i defy every day

religions are a cult to me
worship supriortiy like the nazi's

i defy the school today
i defy the american way
i defy the kkk
i defy every day

school kick me out for defince
society arrested me for conspircy
ANTI goverment, anti lies
thats the terson in this country boy

i defy the school today
i defy the american way
i defy the kkk
i defy every day
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:43:29 PM PST
song name: I defy
Band: Public distrust
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:46:24 PM PST
whats wrong wit the kkk?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:47:54 PM PST
song still not done, we gonna change some things
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:48:11 PM PST
they're just misunderstood.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:49:06 PM PST
misunderstood racist?
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:49:39 PM PST
Good stuff. break things.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:50:26 PM PST
misunderstood as in they don't really wish any specific harm on anyone, just people of different races from them.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:52:06 PM PST
same ol' bullshit
every single day
find a job go to work
slave to get paid
my life is so worthless
i am just another drone

i gotta break the cycle
it's killing me, killing me
be productive, indepentent
it not for, not for me

i'd rather take the bus
then drive a fancy car
waste your life at work
you won't get very far
buy this buy that just to be sane
work hard and you'll regert
your life everyday

i gotta break the cycle
it's killing me, killing me
be productive, indepentent
it not for, not for me



____________________________________

like that better
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:53:25 PM PST
not that good at typin the songs
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:54:12 PM PST
you're not a union member are you?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:56:01 PM PST
hahahhahaha

no i am not, but can't you just read the music?
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:56:52 PM PST
do you not like the lyrics?
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:57:55 PM PST
I can hear some accordian under those lyrics.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:58:44 PM PST
I like the lyrics, even though I'm an advocate of the 9 to 5 political party.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 02:58:55 PM PST
hahaha, alot better with music
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 03:06:24 PM PST
marching band music.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 03:08:05 PM PST
no birtiny spears beats in the backround from that song i am a slave
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Wednesday, October 9th 2002 @ 03:11:27 PM PST
Thats even better!
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 01:59:35 AM PST
AHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 3774
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 08:09:15 AM PST
Velvasheen (10:41:50 AM): hey
AthloNut (10:41:55 AM): hey
Velvasheen (10:42:16 AM): have you been talking to my fiancee?
AthloNut (10:42:33 AM): briefly, nothing extensive though
Velvasheen (10:42:35 AM): She told me you have been trying to seduce her.
AthloNut (10:42:40 AM): oh really
AthloNut (10:42:44 AM): I saved the logs
AthloNut (10:42:49 AM): you can read them if you like
AthloNut (10:43:02 AM): I even saved the pictures she sent
Velvasheen (10:43:05 AM): yes, you have been very perverted and calling her a bitch and stuff, is this true?
AthloNut (10:43:17 AM): I never called her a single bad word
Velvasheen (10:43:19 AM): Oh, ok!
AthloNut (10:43:21 AM): she is a liar
AthloNut (10:43:34 AM): she didn't want you to know
Velvasheen (10:43:43 AM): I thought you were a christian?
AthloNut (10:43:48 AM): she used your screen-name initially
Velvasheen (10:43:54 AM): WHAT?
Velvasheen (10:43:59 AM): that cant be!
AthloNut (10:44:03 AM): oh no?
AthloNut (10:44:05 AM): ic
AthloNut (10:44:13 AM): I am a Christian
Velvasheen (10:44:25 AM): YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
AthloNut (10:44:39 AM): you deal with it
AthloNut (10:44:43 AM): she is your problem
AthloNut (10:44:44 AM): not mine
Velvasheen (10:44:54 AM): we have beeen together for 3 years, did you sleep with her in my bed?
AthloNut (10:45:04 AM): ?
AthloNut (10:45:07 AM): you are asking?
Velvasheen (10:45:21 AM): did you ask her to give you head while you pray?
AthloNut (10:45:39 AM): believe what you want
Velvasheen (10:45:44 AM): that you have been trying to make love to her
Velvasheen (10:45:55 AM): and look into her eyes
AthloNut (10:45:58 AM): you have got to be kidding
AthloNut (10:46:06 AM): she is really out to burn me now
AthloNut (10:46:08 AM): oh well
Velvasheen (10:46:10 AM): I AM THE ONLY MAN THAT WILL EVER LOOK INTO HER EYES LIKE THAT!
AthloNut (10:46:10 AM): she can try
AthloNut (10:46:12 AM): I don't care
AthloNut (10:46:19 AM): I never went near her
AthloNut (10:46:24 AM): iI don't even know where she is
AthloNut (10:46:39 AM): all I did was laugh at her trying to seduce me on the internet
Velvasheen (10:46:58 AM): she said that you tried to make her lay down with you, to commit fornication!
AthloNut (10:47:05 AM): I tried?
AthloNut (10:47:27 AM): look; she tried to convince me to go have sex with her
AthloNut (10:47:31 AM): I said no way
Velvasheen (10:47:34 AM): WHAT!?
AthloNut (10:47:37 AM): she said I'd regret refusing
Velvasheen (10:47:40 AM): THAT's NOT WHAT SHE SAID
Velvasheen (10:47:48 AM): I have known her for years!
AthloNut (10:47:49 AM): she got pretty mad at me
Velvasheen (10:47:56 AM): YOU ARE MAKING THIS UP!! MOTHERFUCKER!!
AthloNut (10:48:00 AM): I am making it up?
Velvasheen (10:48:02 AM): WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, FAGGOT ASSHOLE!
AthloNut (10:48:05 AM): and how would I make up the log?
AthloNut (10:48:33 AM): I told her I was logging everything
AthloNut (10:48:52 AM): I think it would be better just to console her and be sweet with her though
Velvasheen (10:48:57 AM): The Lord will lay his righteous hand upon you on the day of you're death! You will be repayed for coveting my soon to be WIFE! SAtaN is going to rip you're dick off and shuv it down you're fucking throat!
AthloNut (10:49:08 AM): I never coveted her!
Velvasheen (10:49:14 AM): you want to CONSOLE her?
Velvasheen (10:49:25 AM): Is that some sort of sexual position?
AthloNut (10:49:26 AM): I don't want to at all
AthloNut (10:49:40 AM): I don't want to have anything to do with her
Velvasheen (10:49:56 AM): I heard that you payed her ex-boyfriend for naked pictures of her
AthloNut (10:49:58 AM): don't mess with me
Velvasheen (10:50:03 AM): and that they are in you're computer!
AthloNut (10:50:13 AM): HAHAHAHAHA
AthloNut (10:50:30 AM): why on earth would I do that?
AthloNut (10:50:38 AM): there are plenty of naked pictures for free on the internet
Velvasheen (10:50:39 AM): I DONT KNOW, You're the fucking pervert here.
AthloNut (10:50:42 AM): if I had any interest in them
AthloNut (10:50:45 AM): which I DON'T
Velvasheen (10:50:48 AM): these are taken of HER
AthloNut (10:50:54 AM): how would I know?
Velvasheen (10:50:59 AM): you stalked her from the website
AthloNut (10:51:01 AM): I don't even know what she looks like?
AthloNut (10:51:05 AM): I stalked her?
AthloNut (10:51:08 AM): WHAT??
AthloNut (10:51:11 AM): That is absurd
Velvasheen (10:51:12 AM): thats what she told me
Velvasheen (10:51:34 AM): I am at work, I really don't have time to be dealing with this garbage!
AthloNut (10:51:40 AM): This is going to the police if you don't drop it
AthloNut (10:51:43 AM): I have the logs
AthloNut (10:51:47 AM): I will give them in
AthloNut (10:51:52 AM): along with the pictures she sent
AthloNut (10:52:01 AM): and I will get witnesses to state what I said about it
Velvasheen (10:52:05 AM): Hell is getting hotter, you're getting closer.

AthloNut (10:52:25 AM): I don't want to do that
AthloNut (10:52:28 AM): but don't push it
AthloNut (10:52:37 AM): she is manipulative
AthloNut (10:52:41 AM): she wants what she wants
AthloNut (10:52:45 AM): and she'll do anything to get it
Velvasheen (10:53:05 AM): ok, i am going to talk to her, if you are lieing.... you're FUCKED!
Velvasheen (10:53:23 AM): i WILL FIND OUT
AthloNut (10:53:29 AM): go for it
AthloNut (10:53:33 AM): I always support the truth
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 09:38:23 AM PST
^MIKE CONFRONTS THE ARTFAG^
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 02:09:50 PM PST
oh man i heart sayruh!! she is the greatest!! i havent laughed so hard since yesterday!!it was perfect!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 112 Replies posted: 7485
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 02:45:43 PM PST
this guy sucks if Sayruh invited me to do her I'd be on that shit like a rat on a cheeto
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 2515
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 02:47:07 PM PST
i know!! i havent seen what she looks like but i hear she's hot..hell yeah i'd be there too!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 112 Replies posted: 7485
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 02:48:20 PM PST
yea yea
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 2515
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 02:48:56 PM PST
as she said you'll have to copy and paste that into your browser
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 2515
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 02:49:25 PM PST
.
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 02:50:18 PM PST
oh wow she is hot!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 112 Replies posted: 7485
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 02:51:34 PM PST
Sig, you showing off my cool clothing-wear?
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 453 Replies posted: 8160
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 02:55:35 PM PST
make a sayruh shirt and I might by it, not really to wear but to jack on
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 2515
Thursday, October 10th 2002 @ 02:56:38 PM PST
you need advertisment
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Friday, October 11th 2002 @ 06:00:03 AM PST
hahaha chriss i'm so sure u will
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Friday, October 11th 2002 @ 06:48:38 AM PST
hey make me a shirt that says "i'm not gay, but my boyfriend is"
that's so hot
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Friday, October 11th 2002 @ 09:07:21 AM PST
dat would get a lotta guys try and cheer u up laydee
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 227 Replies posted: 7637
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 12:25:22 PM PST
Whoever is related with this: be very careful, because I will take it all to the police for character defamation. I am not to be trifled with. Messing with me is dangerous... you better remember that.
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 12:34:52 PM PST
i work union. IBEW local 441.
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1556
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 12:35:38 PM PST
fuck off dicknut
Posted by: Ti Smith Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 12:40:29 PM PST
not that i would mind you getting sayruh into trouble i hate that bitch! down with the wanna be smartass DOWN!
Posted by: Ti Smith Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 12:51:55 PM PST
what would jesus do?
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 12:53:35 PM PST
shut the fuck up bitch nobody gives a fuck about your stupid comments cept the guys on here that want to get in your pants, learn this and youll have a better life dipshit!
Posted by: Ti Smith Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 12:56:29 PM PST
441
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1556
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 12:57:09 PM PST
Hahahaha! This is good reading material. Sarah's actually cute and funny. You don't find that too often these days...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 139 Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 12:57:28 PM PST
You tell them TI
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 12:59:53 PM PST
Hey Tim. Looking forward to seeing me again for another two and a half weeks straight? Woo hoo!
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 139 Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 01:01:19 PM PST
WHooHOO!!!!!!! hiya TY! Curt just got a flat.
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1556
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 01:03:04 PM PST
Actually Ti. I think she's pretty funny. It's better than the stupid conversation that your friend jaryn posted not long ago...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 139 Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 01:05:24 PM PST
No way! I thought they looked pretty good when you guys left. Well they're covered by the RV company, so it doesn't come out of our pockets. Yaaay! Where are you guys?
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 139 Replies posted: 6435
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:29:34 PM PST
While you are at it Sayruh, why don't you tell everyone how your fiancee broke up with you as a result of you trying to mess around with me. I did actually speak to the real Mike, and he didn't seem very happy. Sure, you impersonated Mike also, but I spoke to him more times than that. I also spoke with a friend of Mike about this.

Stop trying to ruin people's lives and get your life together. There is more to life then getting laid.
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:49:10 PM PST
hahahah athlonut got rejected hahahahah

let's point at laugh at this homo!
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:53:08 PM PST
because i have a fiancee. . .
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 04:56:13 PM PST
I'ce thought long and hard, and I'm gonna stick with the pointing, and I'm gonna stick with the laughing.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 05:00:35 PM PST
you never mentioned this fiancee before.. what does this mean sayruh, what is this cruel blanket of walrus stench that you throw upon me.
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 2515
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 05:02:51 PM PST
man, this pointing is hard to keep up with, my arm is getting sore.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 05:03:14 PM PST
than normal.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 06:40:15 PM PST
Rejected? LOL! As if. I dictate my own reality, and in my reality I feel sorry for sick people like Sayruh. I have been rejected for real by other people though, which only further shows Sayruh is not an issue in my mind, just some weird loser.

You know what I have cut into the inside of my gold college ring? "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding." That is what is important to me. The rest of this babble is just a passing phase.
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 06:44:46 PM PST
hahaha dude, you're at a Guttermouth board trying to make us dislike sayruh because of your own hurt and bitter feelings.

The lord looks down upon people like that you know.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 06:46:17 PM PST
Hurt and bitter? What's that? Oh yeah, I am smiling and laughing. :-D :-p
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 06:46:57 PM PST
You have no idea what things make me hurt and bitter. This is not one of them.
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 06:48:50 PM PST
Why I am here though... hmm that is a good question. That is because I've been banned off every other board I've ever joined. ;-) Did I mention I am an anarchist to some extent?
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 06:52:21 PM PST
do you have feelings and emotions too?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 06:53:50 PM PST
Why wouldn't I?
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 06:55:49 PM PST
well if you actually read it it is quite clear he was trying to seduce me

SINNER!!
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 06:56:16 PM PST
I'm just trying to map your character out.

Right now I'm looking towards latte drinking fashion designer.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 06:59:50 PM PST
Interesting theory you have there. That would only be a problem if you were seducable now wouldn't it....

You really want to know why I continued talking to you?

I talked to you because I wanted to know what I truly wanted. I wanted to look temptation in the eye and realize once and for all that I want no part in such sickness.
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:00:32 PM PST
you're a virgin aren't you?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:01:01 PM PST
no sex before marriage right?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:01:23 PM PST
He is jewish what do you think
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 343 Replies posted: 7372
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:01:43 PM PST
Yes, that is correct. I am a virgin, and I intend to stay that way until I am married.
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:02:19 PM PST
destined to marry the first girl that'll actually put up with you, to have a shityt marriage that breaks down after a few years of tedium and once the kids become annoying brats that make your shitty job the only sanctuary left in your life, which is a shame because you ended up working in advertising.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:03:42 PM PST
I have more faith than that. I don't let go of the things I value. I set goals, and stay with them. My destiny is not in my own hands; it is in the hands of the Lord my God, because I have given Him control of my life. As a result, I have nothing to fear.
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:06:33 PM PST
okay, this is a joke you're not this real guy you're probably summers
Posted by: Ti Smith Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:07:17 PM PST
you see that attitude is the one that will take you to a shitty place in life.

Your destiny is in your hands, you choose whatever you want to. Fate is not something some dude in the sky is controlling. fate is just what happens as a result in what you choose to believe in and what choice you make with the opportunities that will pop up in your life. Your mind has been clouded by the evil that is religion and your persepctive on life is a twisted one, it will come back and bite you. And you will shrug it off and continue a life of ignorance and the belief you are happy.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:07:59 PM PST
I really am. I own and run the website that was mentioned. Go ahead, IM me, and I will verify I am me. Just use the same nick as this one.
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:09:50 PM PST
what website? what name? i dont care im the drummer for this band, and i dont want you posting here any longer! i shun you PLEASE NO MORE POSTING
Posted by: Ti Smith Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:10:00 PM PST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAAHAHHAA, you sure are funny, person, whoever you are...
Posted by: Mack Hummers Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:10:23 PM PST
hey athlonut how old are you
Posted by: Ti Smith Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:10:33 PM PST
I'm thinking this would be the artfag guy perhaps?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:11:42 PM PST
indeed!
Posted by: Ti Smith Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:11:52 PM PST
i dunno who it is, but he RAWKS my CAWK
Posted by: Mack Hummers Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 113
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:13:07 PM PST
What website? Well I could tell you, but why do you want to know? I am twenty years old. No more posting? Aww, you can't take it. It figures. If you refuse to let me post it just shows you fit right in with the normal crowd of losers and idiots.
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:14:02 PM PST
HAHAHAHA you penis wink, im not the drummer im kidding.
Posted by: Ti Smith Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 152
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:14:48 PM PST
there s no refusing to let you post. That's not the way things work around here. We will bore you away with an overabuncance of gay jokes, and attempts and being funny taht just don't get there.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 07:44:03 PM PST
he is so for real too though that's the scary part
and i have a feeling he isn't going anywhere
i fed him pure garbage and he kept iming me

he's come here in another attempt to get in my pants

the NERVE of some people
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 08:40:00 PM PST
That is true. I am for real. I am not after you though sayruh. I have no interest in you. Sorry gal.
Posted by: athlonut Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 67
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:04:23 PM PST
^^see how he plays hard to get^^

i swear you men and yer mixed signals
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 2645
Monday, November 4th 2002 @ 09:04:51 PM PST
he must mean me.

I'm flattered but... well... ok, lets hook up.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 164 Replies posted: 6468
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