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Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 01:58:41 PM PST
fuck.


discuss now.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:05:02 PM PST
fuck...semantically or socially? cuz there's lots 2 talk bout
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 150 Replies posted: 5431
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:07:06 PM PST
haha both if ya want pheeshy! its up to you, i just wanted to start a thread whether it be extremely lame or not.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:08:07 PM PST
The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they [the friars] are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge].”
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:09:43 PM PST
oh man you guys..i swear sometimes you make too much of an effort!haha but i love it!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:19:17 PM PST
hahahhaha bucket.. i hope that was plagerized.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck Topics started: 48 Replies posted: 802
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:21:09 PM PST
not only did I steal it, but I didn't read it either.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:22:05 PM PST
hahahahahaha.

i read two lines.. too many sylables for my liking.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck Topics started: 48 Replies posted: 802
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:25:31 PM PST
I don't even thinks its all that much about the word fuck
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:26:15 PM PST
Fuck is derived from the Olde English, when a couple
we're legally wed a sign was posted saying F.U.C.K.,
it stood for Fornication under consent of the King.
Posted by: L Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 3260
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:26:20 PM PST
same here...i appreci8 da thought though.
wanna know if the word "fuck" exists here?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 150 Replies posted: 5431
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:27:33 PM PST
Golf is derived from the Olde English as well,
it stands for Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden
Posted by: L Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 3260
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:28:51 PM PST
hahaha...
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 150 Replies posted: 5431
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:29:21 PM PST
This is the truth
Posted by: L Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 3260
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:29:57 PM PST
cool
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 150 Replies posted: 5431
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:31:25 PM PST
I'm edumacated real good like, by jesus i tell ya what
Posted by: L Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 3260
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:35:49 PM PST
fuck

n : slang terms for sexual intercourse [syn: fucking, screw, screwing, ass, piece of ass, roll in the hay, shag] v : have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve" (know is archaic); "Were you ever intimate with this man?" [syn: love, make out, make love, sleep with, get laid, have sex, know, do it, be intimate, have intercourse, have it away, have it off, screw, jazz, eff, hump, lie with, bed, have a go at it, bang, get it on, bonk]
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:37:22 PM PST
haha...i didn't know dat many
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 150 Replies posted: 5431
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:38:13 PM PST
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA holy shit bucket that was funny cause i dd read about half of it then said 'fuck it' went down and read more, ya im goofy right now make somethin of it buckos ill kill you with my boomstick, make no mistake. im not some chump with a star tattoo!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 62
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 02:39:55 PM PST
hahahahhaahahaaaaa
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:12:55 PM PST
yeah i read the first 2 lines and had had about enough. i wanted something more interesting..the 2nd one was a lot funnier! funny man.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:15:16 PM PST
fuck is a great verb.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:16:23 PM PST
thats why i posted it.
i.e. why are you fucking that bucket?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:20:08 PM PST
because it moved!
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:22:08 PM PST
oh okay, i get it...fuck everything that moves right?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:23:33 PM PST
and the ocassional vegetable/fruit/kitchen appliance
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:25:47 PM PST
okay okay...let me write this down!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:26:21 PM PST
Beaten to death by a feather.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 187 Replies posted: 949
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:29:51 PM PST
egg beaters are a no-no
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:31:18 PM PST
Egg beaters make good pets.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 187 Replies posted: 949
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 07:32:51 PM PST
not if you sleep with your pets.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:34:28 PM PST
oh ya?? well I had sex with your wife!
the jerk store called and there all out of you!!

let's see how many shrimp i can fit in my
mouth at once, oh look 3...4..8....hmmm
Posted by: L Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 3260
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:36:21 PM PST
whoa someones on crack..not me.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:38:17 PM PST
is it me?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:39:00 PM PST
maybe..pee in this cup.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:40:07 PM PST
I'd suggest you don't hold the cup in front of me like that.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:42:08 PM PST
i'm sorry...should i hold it in back of you like this?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:43:31 PM PST
anywhere that you wont be a victim of poor accuracy!
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:44:37 PM PST
hahahahahaha....how about by your nipple!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:49:29 PM PST
I'm pretty sure I could trickle it off my face into the cup like that.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:52:50 PM PST
okay lets do this.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:54:00 PM PST
anytime you're ready... a litre of water and I'm right to go.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 08:58:47 PM PST
hey i was ready right now..and now you bring up a litre of water..jebus i tell you.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 09:03:53 PM PST
hahaha its only a few extra seconds to enhance the experience.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 2900
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 09:21:44 PM PST
okay okay...do what you gotta do.but i refuse to pay for the water.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 1393
Wednesday, October 2nd 2002 @ 11:24:52 PM PST
i was taught that it meant fornication under carnal(sp??)knowledge, im my religion class for god sakes
Posted by: koenigs Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 57
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