Guttermouth
Ty
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Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:47:07 PM PST
so you're a member of Guttermouth ? how did you do to join the band ?
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Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:47:36 PM PST
he gives good head.
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Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:48:35 PM PST
hes small enough to fit in the small bag overhead so they save money on airfare...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 172 Replies posted: 2383
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:50:19 PM PST
I wish I was in a band it seems so cool.
Posted by: Super Punk Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:50:44 PM PST
Riiiight. Anyway.If you don't know who I am then I'll tell you. I'm their roadie and I answer all questions pertaining to them and ajryns homosexuality. Any questions? I'd be happy to answer...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 2592
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:52:12 PM PST
Are you going to the BnO show on Friday? I know my question is not about Guttermouth, or Jaryn's homosexuality...but I was just curious!
Posted by: a little dancer Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 107
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:52:26 PM PST
oh stop ty... tee hee.........
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 172 Replies posted: 2383
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:52:27 PM PST
how homosexual is he? on a scale of one elton john, to ten elton johns.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:53:30 PM PST
Elton John's?! That's fuckin' hysterical!
Posted by: a little dancer Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 107
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:53:33 PM PST
Ty is homosexual ? well as I said I wouldn't mind
Posted by: Super Punk Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:54:55 PM PST
He's more on the Richard simmons scale at a ten.... I think I might go, dance. I have to leave on saturday to go on tour, but maybe I'll invite my new lady friend out that I met at the video shoot. She's delicious...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 2592
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:55:05 PM PST
it's called sarcasm...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 172 Replies posted: 2383
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:56:39 PM PST
That's fabulous! Lady friend or no, I haven't seen ya in ages...but please spare us all and save the dancing for another time!
Posted by: a little dancer Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 107
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:56:51 PM PST
so on the richard simmons scale, where does he fit from one hot carl to ten hot carls?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:57:00 PM PST
Why? Are you looking for a date, super punk?
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 2592
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:57:03 PM PST
I wish I could have a hot chick, not that physical appearance is so important but it's still a plus.
Posted by: Super Punk Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:58:00 PM PST
He's definately a ten on the chili dog scale...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 2592
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:59:26 PM PST
Don't believe what they tell you. Physical appearance is everything and size of your cock counts...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 2592
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:04:43 PM PST
I heard that the average size was like 5 inches so I have an average size, anyway, some girlfriend it didn't really count
Posted by: Super Punk Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:05:13 PM PST
some girlfrien SAID it didn't count
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Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:05:16 PM PST
some girlfrien SAID it didn't count
Posted by: Super Punk Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:05:21 PM PST
5 is average?
call me black then...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 172 Replies posted: 2383
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:09:16 PM PST
Average is 6 fool. But you know girls don't like the average guy don't you? Girls want the best they can get. Not average. Do you want an average looking girl? I didn't think so. You want mother fucking cindy crawford and shit. Right? There's your answer, average Joe... 5==D
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 2592
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:10:30 PM PST
like average height?
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 172 Replies posted: 2383
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:11:32 PM PST
the girlfriend who said it didn't count faked the orgasm too.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:15:10 PM PST
Well I would be of average heighth, but my great looks and winning personality overshadow that ten fold with the ladies. Not to mention my floats in the water when I pee...... Standing up!!!
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 2592
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:19:29 PM PST
Awww shit. My dick floats in the water... I hate it when I typo a damn good response....
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