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It's my birthday on the 28th of September.....
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Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:00:55 AM PST
I turn 23....& i still don't have my driver's licence...
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 324
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:24:59 AM PST
aha...i got mine at the 3rd attempt
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 138 Replies posted: 4883
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 05:14:21 AM PST
yea the written test is a bitch.. got mine after like 4 attempts but I never studied.. the performance part is cake.. fuckin 86% on the first try yea yea
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 543
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 06:09:23 AM PST
haha...i failed 2ice there! i guess i'm lame...but i bet here it's a lot difficult..u can get it at 16
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 138 Replies posted: 4883
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 02:52:47 PM PST
I sent you a birthday present, it's in the mail!
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 02:54:21 PM PST
thats when you get it here too, well you get your permit at 15 1/2 to drive with a parent etc.. lame as shit
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 543
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 02:55:08 PM PST
hahaha...we gotta w8 till we're 18
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 138 Replies posted: 4883
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 02:55:17 PM PST
butcha know we can drink earlier!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 138 Replies posted: 4883
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:11:29 PM PST
you shouldn't be able to drive by yourself until you are at least 18.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:11:50 PM PST
teenage drivers are the worst. I know, I was one.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:38:34 PM PST
I got my california drivers license, but I had to take the test three times before I passed. The laws are a bit different from illinois's laws and I didn't even look at the book to study it at all. Good thing I got it right on the third or I would have had to come back in two weeks and stand in that aweful line again to retake it....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 2592
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:41:32 PM PST
I got this question wrong on my written test - and still passed

Q. You must stop for pedestrians

a. when they cross the road in unmarked areas
b. only on marked pedestrian crossings
c. always

I didn't pick C.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:46:36 PM PST
Not in australia they don't stop for you. They don't give a shit, man. They'll run you down with their kangaroo reflector bumpers if you get in their way... You know the bumper I'm talking about...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 2592
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:55:42 PM PST
I'm a driver, not a pedestrian. I've gota big bull bar and a sticker that says "I only brake for breakfast". Which in some cases is kangaroos.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:57:33 PM PST
and you're calling me gay...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 172 Replies posted: 2383
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:58:01 PM PST
its my birthday on the 26th of october...
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 88
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:58:49 PM PST
I call you gay plenty.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:24:20 PM PST
Yes I am calling you gay, jaryn..... My birthdays on the 2nd of january ....... How exciting!
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 2592
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:25:47 PM PST
mine is on feb 14th valentines day
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 172 Replies posted: 2383
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:26:21 PM PST
mines on April Fools Day.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:26:33 PM PST
why would you put forth such inquires...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 172 Replies posted: 2383
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:26:51 PM PST
took a while for the doctor to convince my parents that he wasn't joking that I was their kid.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:27:09 PM PST
they tell me that story every year on my birthday.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:29:34 PM PST
I've only ever taken the test once, whenever you renew here you just pay and you get a renewal sticker
Posted by: L Topics started: 78 Replies posted: 2789
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:31:12 PM PST
I took the test when I was 16 and scored a 99 on my driving and an 80 something on my 100 question written test
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 172 Replies posted: 2383
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:32:16 PM PST
they give you the same question but they just put it in different words about 5 times over in the test
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 172 Replies posted: 2383
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:32:28 PM PST
that was so long ago when you were 16 eh? *sigh* where do the years go?!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 52 Replies posted: 1515
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:33:28 PM PST
in Queensland, they give something like 15 or 20 multiple choice questions in order to get your learners permit, where you can rive with someone on their full license. after 6 months of holding that, you can take the driven test where some fat guy who looks and talks like Harold Bishop off neighbours blocks the vision on your mirrors, and marks you down for it.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 07:55:31 PM PST
hahahaha bucket, I answered c and still got a licence...hahaha!!! ah jesus you're bloody funny!!! hahah
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 324
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 08:24:27 PM PST
It's the truth! I really was that stupid...

what would you like for your birthday? I could give you a small fish made out of characters >(( ))º> or do you already have one of those?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 09:47:36 PM PST
hahahahah!!! harold bishop!!! hahaha bloody funny!!! thanks for the fishy!!! shit, gotta go, just got bustered at work for being on here...bbrrghahahaha harold bishop!!! hahahaha!!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 324
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 09:54:04 PM PST
Harold is a legend! The week where that woman though he was gay was great. Harold gets all the funny roles...

I'm expecting to get busted soon... I was at some other message board where some bastard posted some lesbian porn. Now theres two naked girls sitting in the cache of the uni server pointing at me. And they probably wouldn't like realising I'm using the unlimited internet access on the GM message board. Hell, this message is likely being read now.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 09:55:39 PM PST
i turn 19 on may 12!!! yay i'm so cool, i was born on mothers day..buy me lots of presents.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 1110
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 11:22:00 PM PST
may twenty eighth
Posted by: neener Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 463
Tuesday, September 10th 2002 @ 01:12:48 AM PST
hahaha bucket!!! hahahhahaha...hey...you know how you made me a small fish...can you please make me a gene simmons???? Or is that a bit of an ask????
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 324
Tuesday, September 10th 2002 @ 01:14:32 AM PST
hahaha thats a big big ask.

for the sake of argument, Gene Simmons looks like a fish.

> there he is!
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
Tuesday, September 10th 2002 @ 01:16:04 AM PST
ok, no he's not?

>(())º>
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1686
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