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Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 10:19:03 AM PST
How much do you pay for an 8 ball? My dealer has increased the cost to $220 and I'm pissed
Posted by: Fuck Off Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 25
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 10:36:28 AM PST
god you do drugs ??? so cool, tell me, how did you learn to be cool ? or maybe you're not ?
You're a twat (you're a twat)
Asshole ! (asshole)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck youhouhou

thanks.
Posted by: Michael Jackson Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 245
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 10:37:43 AM PST
i got a 8 ball, but i don't know how you would do it. Maybe you can put it up your ass along with the 9 ball too.
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2615
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 11:48:08 AM PST
wut bout a 10ball...or a 10 inch cock up his ass
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 144 Replies posted: 5086
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 12:31:17 PM PST
220 american? Thats fuckin steep
Posted by: The Slutcrippler Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 67
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 12:45:51 PM PST
220 in funny money, monopoly money, canadian money
Posted by: Fuck Off Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 25
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 12:48:02 PM PST
Oh thats not too bad, I get it for 200 but I know people that pay like 260
Posted by: The Slutcrippler Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 67
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 01:44:38 PM PST
220? 260?! try $80-120 american
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 06:49:42 PM PST
$200 for most, $100 for sluts
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 1046
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 07:51:36 PM PST
Why do you want to be a junkie for?

Coke junkies are skitzos. F*cken freaks.

At least on Heroin they fall over and pass out before they mug you.

Why would you pay $220.00 for some piss weak excuse for an illicit drug? You could buy a small 2nd hand amp for that.

Or two weeks rent.

Is your dealer a Biochemists? How do you know what your snorting is coke? Could be heroin, speed, JIF, acid, Talcum Power all mixed up. He could have a block of the shit stored behind his leaking shitcan for all you know.

Just drink you dick.
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 403
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 08:03:53 PM PST
Screen's in the house, gettin her kit off, flashin her bits around! lol
Posted by: L Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2979
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 08:05:16 PM PST
I heard you were in hospital? whats the skinny on that?
Posted by: L Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2979
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 10:06:28 PM PST
Sorry mom, won't happen again
Posted by: Fuck Off Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 25
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 10:52:02 PM PST
L!!!! How ya doin????

Are you meaning me in Hospital? Aye? ...nup....haven't been around the last couple of days, cos I've had the flu.

Flashin my bits around? hahahaha You joking me or what? Mate, if I flashed around my 6 month non-shaven bikini line across the room, i'd be watching you all spew.... hahahahaha!!!!

Now that I've grossed out ALL and SUNDRY you'll be thinking twice about picking girls tonight won't you?

YHAY!!!! hahahaha !!!!

Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!! Verbal contracptive!!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 403
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 10:55:36 PM PST
do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?
Posted by: Mark Semmurs Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 46
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 11:02:35 PM PST
Yeah!!!! Lets make everyone soooooo grossed out about sex, that we'll start a NO SEX revolution!!!!!

hahahahaha!!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 403
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 11:14:17 PM PST
EXTRACT FROM AMERICAN NEWSPAPER

“WATER POLLUTION IN SOUTH CALIFORNIA HAS SPURRED AN ABNORMAL GROWTH IN WOMEN”

Pharmaceutical Company "We Love Ripping Off Americans" has omitted 10's of thousands of waste materials from Hormonal Drug called "Male Stuff".

The repercussions of this isolated incident, is that a reportedly, 86% of the female population are currently experiencing large public hair growth covering the chest and breast region of the female human body.

It seems the growth rate of an average full length hair of approximately 2.3 inches has a regrowth rate of 4 hours.

The EPA are currently undergoing a Class Action against the company.

Federal government is outraged at the environmental Sabotage, and compensation for all diagnosed victims is currently being negotiated in Parliament.

The CEO of We Love Ripping Off Americans, Mr Bastard was not available for comment.
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 403
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 11:14:55 PM PST
my screenname, do you want to be my vessel?
Posted by: Mark Semmurs Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 46
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 11:17:43 PM PST
.....Aye?.....?????

Please translate.
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 403
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 11:18:06 PM PST
i dont know...sounded cool though
Posted by: Mark Semmurs Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 46
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 11:26:23 PM PST
Fair enough.....you wanna contribute to my "verbal contraceptive instilling fear of sexual intercourse" campaign?
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 403
Thursday, September 5th 2002 @ 11:33:37 PM PST
Ok, guess not!!!

ummm...what other fear can i make up....hhhhmmm....

Have to come back....
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 403
Friday, September 6th 2002 @ 12:05:00 AM PST
Jif is potent stuff.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Friday, September 6th 2002 @ 07:28:20 AM PST
hahahahaha ya any bird i see smeared with Jif, I run in the total other direction of her
Posted by: L Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2979
Friday, September 6th 2002 @ 12:23:59 PM PST
$80 when I was buying it. I don't like coke anymore...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 2782
Friday, September 6th 2002 @ 12:26:52 PM PST
Cocaine? what is that? is it like novacaine? i think you can only get that at the doctors though
Posted by: EisuSlikeJesusButBetter Topics started: 42 Replies posted: 414
Saturday, September 7th 2002 @ 06:30:32 PM PST
Hey Ty, you know how you were saying you used to work in a Porno warehouse, and you knew actresses and stuff blah blah blah...I was just curious as to what health and safety standards that industry has...as in HIV/AIDS tests, STD tests, etc.

Especially with HIV/AIDS.

For example: If an actor/actress had a test for AIDs/HIV a week before the "movie", and was clear. (Do they even have these types of tests?)

What if she/he contracted the virus any time after that test and
dozens of actors/actresses are infected with the fatal virus, die, from a Workplace Accident/Incident.?

Are they're any avenues to claim Workers Compensation?

If not, that means the porno co make millions, with virtually no repercussions of Work Hazards or Safety.

As it is, a girl will only get $1,000.00 for staring in a Girly Girly porn, but the Porno co will Gross 50 Million. Saw it in an SBS Documentary.

I don't think Pam Anderson got $1,000.00 for running up and down the Baywatch set.

They're must be industry standards for "Stars" of movies and film and how much they're paid. Surely it would be a % of the Nett profits? Or at least a substantial amount of money through an agreement hey.
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 403
Saturday, September 7th 2002 @ 06:49:21 PM PST
Pamela Andersn got paid moe than $1000 because of her superior acting ability.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 01:16:38 AM PST
I have it for $50, I think drugs should be legalized because everyone should do what they want with their life.
Posted by: Super Punk Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 32
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 01:19:04 AM PST
I think that gang rapes should be legalized because we should be allowed to do what we want.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 01:36:53 AM PST
my screen name- if u do have hiv/aids it dosnt show up in a test till three months after u contract it. so tests r ok, but a hell of a lot off the time they do shit all
Posted by: strangers have the best candy Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 76
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 01:42:59 AM PST
but they get paid $1000
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 01:45:03 AM PST
yeah... but if u were a decent striper you could get payed that in less time than it would take to make a porno
Posted by: strangers have the best candy Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 76
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 01:46:13 AM PST
the striping industry is where it's at. have you ever striped?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 01:50:50 AM PST
I wanted to strip when I was 18, cause I love to dance. But I'm WAY too insecure. I got a job as a choreographer for the strippers later though because the dude that owned the restaurant I worked at owned a few strip clubs..
IT IS NOT A GOOD THING TO STRIP!!!
Posted by: EisuSlikeJesusButBetter Topics started: 42 Replies posted: 414
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 01:51:34 AM PST
hell yeah, thaz good $$$ for something that aint all that hard
but it would b a little bit illegal if i was a striper... ;)
Posted by: strangers have the best candy Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 76
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 10:13:28 AM PST
you're 16 right?
Posted by: L Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2979
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 10:15:35 AM PST
Coacaine isn't a socializing drug, it seems like it at first but eventually
you just want to kick everyone out and snort it all by yourself - it's lame
Posted by: L Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2979
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 10:16:56 AM PST
I did x last night WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW was that fun
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 11:03:05 AM PST
180 an eight ball.....
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 97 Replies posted: 2755
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 11:12:36 AM PST
x is fucking lame ass raver bullshit
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 61 Replies posted: 1868
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 11:15:14 AM PST
good old herb man, cant go wrong with the sticky icky
Posted by: L Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 2979
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 11:20:21 AM PST
X? yeah you will be retarded pretty soon... mdma is not a good drug
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 06:06:15 PM PST
I LOVE IT i am doing it again next weekend fagggggggot
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 06:20:32 PM PST
I guess it was your first time...sounds like it...you will want to do it everyday...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 06:23:29 PM PST
it was actually my 4th time. but it was my first time in like 2 years. who needs dick when you got e and a vibrator?? that's the mo fuckin life right there
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 06:34:26 PM PST
I'm talking about X not sex...

I rhymed
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 11:33:40 PM PST
Jes, you're a genius Jazza!!!! Tops rhyme there mate!!!

Any of us bastards would have stayed up all night to think that one up hey!!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 403
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 11:51:04 PM PST
I try...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Sunday, September 8th 2002 @ 11:57:03 PM PST
As long as you try mate, that's all that counts...
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 403
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 12:23:05 AM PST
thats what my tattoo says to...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 01:24:55 AM PST
i'm glad you understood what i was saying dipshit. i said e and a vibrator. fuckingmoron. i didin't say shit aboutsex
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:34:02 AM PST
now now...insults will get you nowhere...

what good is it to use insults on a message board?

oh...you really scared me... psh...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 05:13:24 AM PST
psh posh
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 50 Replies posted: 747
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:39:02 PM PST
that's right jaryn i am sure you never insulted anyone right??
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:41:38 PM PST
never said I havent.....
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:42:33 PM PST
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEN?
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:42:58 PM PST
insults on a message board are fun. and funny. That's why it's done.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:44:07 PM PST
good point my dear
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:45:17 PM PST
it's the people who get picked on that think it's a waste of time
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:45:52 PM PST
it's stupid, insults are nothing funny, you are just disrespectfull idiots, you think you are important when you inslut people but the most important thing is the way you behave in society.
Posted by: Super Punk Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 32
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:46:55 PM PST
what the fuck is your problem?? you are a complete buffoon.
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:48:04 PM PST
why don you say that, you're just incoherent.
Posted by: Super Punk Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 32
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:49:04 PM PST
ooh look at you mr. intellectual i better skidattle before you use more words i don't understand.
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:50:17 PM PST
well they are pretty easy words...4th grade level...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:50:32 PM PST
I'm an inslut!
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:50:49 PM PST
so is sarcasm Jaryn
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:51:40 PM PST
Super gay...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 2782
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:52:06 PM PST
this fool listens to guttermouth and he is all bent out of shape about people insulting people that makes sense...
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:56:09 PM PST
Well I guess he's taking it seriously like people really hate him on here. He needs to get the joke and get on with it already,...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 2782
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 03:59:48 PM PST
c'mon sport it is easy
Posted by: Mrs Smegmasniffer Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 114
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:03:15 PM PST
this fool is ty's biotch and thinks shes getting somewhere with him...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:03:37 PM PST
I get the joke, it's just lame now...
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:03:58 PM PST
jealous jaryn?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:04:13 PM PST
lame, yet ever so funny.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 2006
Monday, September 9th 2002 @ 04:04:37 PM PST
not really
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 184 Replies posted: 2676
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