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So my girlfriend just officially broke up with me
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Thursday, August 15th 2002 @ 11:44:26 PM PST
Tell me now, who didn't see this one coming?...TELL ME!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Thursday, August 15th 2002 @ 11:46:38 PM PST
Sorry man but if there were any winners in the situation it is us, cause you'll probably be online more often huh.. more insults... more fureel goodness
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 114
Thursday, August 15th 2002 @ 11:53:13 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHA SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm soooooooooo bringing back my online addiction haha...its her fault it started in the first place, now its back.
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Thursday, August 15th 2002 @ 11:54:40 PM PST
Sweet.... there have been alot of cocksuckers that have started comin here lately.. almost angering.
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 114
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 03:55:18 AM PST
your hand fell off?

your blow up doll got a hole in it?

I feel sorry for you man, but money will fix those problems. cheer up charlie!
Posted by: Poopmouth Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 280
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 04:06:41 AM PST
All I have to say is revenge can be very very sweet.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 952
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 07:23:26 AM PST
HAHAHAHA poopmouth is lbfighter BUWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you look like a drunken 40 year old coked out junkie!! but thats what makes you special! :D
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 40 Replies posted: 994
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 10:32:50 AM PST
why dont you share your feelings with some of your friends in real life, oh wait you probably dont have any.
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 552
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 11:48:10 AM PST
oh don't worry about that, I have friends...I only have 3 now but still.
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 11:49:34 AM PST
so, anyways, you gonna kill yourself anytime soon?
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 552
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 12:05:09 PM PST
...i'm near the suicide point...

living on the edge...

playing by my own rules...

i'm a loner, dottie, a rebel...
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 116 Replies posted: 3620
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 12:16:26 PM PST
TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID FUCKING GET UP KIDS
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 12:46:57 PM PST
awww i'm sorry matt ol boy!! she was cutie..but you can do better! i'm your friend and always will be!!!!you can talk to me!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 1020
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 12:51:58 PM PST
Mr. Fureel, take it from me:

Girls are fucking evil.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 116 Replies posted: 3620
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 12:52:06 PM PST
GO GUY-CORE!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 116 Replies posted: 3620
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 03:48:38 PM PST
its ok...i've decided to kill the jews because of her...i need to take out my anger
Posted by: Derrik the Fuhrer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 49
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 03:50:09 PM PST
yes, i will kill Jews too...

like I've been doing for years...

All you Epsteins, and Steinbergs, and Oschkawitzes better look out!
Posted by: Derrik Hitler Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 73
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 03:52:01 PM PST
not to forget the goldbergs and the levines...or the rosenblats...i'm just naming every jew name that i've met
Posted by: Derrik the Fuhrer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 49
Friday, August 16th 2002 @ 03:52:30 PM PST
What about Rabbi Yohannesbourg?
Posted by: Derrik Hitler Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 73
Saturday, August 17th 2002 @ 04:51:28 AM PST
Derrik, mate, was that the same dickhead girlfriend who you telling us about WEEKS ago? The one you were VERY upset about?

Now you've broken up offically????

....LAUGHING!!!! you should be celebrating!!! 530,445,000,999 people here posted that message all saying the same thing:

"The girl sounds like a fucking Loony low life, better off without the scumo dickwipe"

AND KNOW YOU ARE!!!!!

You should be sooooo bloody happy!!!

No less dickhead in the world for you to worry about!!!

GO derrik fureel!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 174
Saturday, August 17th 2002 @ 04:27:03 PM PST
she told me today that she found someone else and that she's kissed him before...like before when we weren't fully broken up. She spent the night at his house...Karma! I did this shit so it serves me right...she did the same thing as me and I don't know if she knew then or not but yeah...someone sold me out and told her what I did then I told her...a year and a half down the toilet
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Saturday, August 17th 2002 @ 09:57:59 PM PST
hey at least it's not another year and a half down the toilet.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 952
Sunday, August 18th 2002 @ 05:46:35 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hopefully now if this works out life will be perfect...she now said that we can still have sex and that I should go out with this other girl and just use her...thats double the sex and half the effort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she told me that she ins't going to do anything with this guy but kiss him and hang out with him and she'll fuck me!!!!!!!!! we don't have to deal with one anothers shit and we still get layed
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Tuesday, August 20th 2002 @ 01:16:41 PM PST
Golly! You're girlfrined broke up with you. You should kill yourself because you'll never find another one and you'll live a miserable life with three hundred cats and hemroids the size of walnuts until the day you die...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 2060
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