Guttermouth
Derrik Fureels Daily Dose of Reality
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Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 08:02:05 AM PST
This is where i'm going to give you people words that i think are worth speaking, everyday i will write a sentence or two of something that was said in a movie or maybe a song or maybe in my own fucked up head. i'll ask that no conversation goes on here because...because i fucking say so!!
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 08:02:47 AM PST
#1. It puts the lotion on the skin!!!! It does as its told!!
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 08:03:39 AM PST
well well well, would you look at this. D, d stands for dick dont and do, d stand for duck dumb and dock...d stands for dipshit doogie howser md...d stands for dumbass dober and deeber doober and daaaaaaaaaah thank you
Posted by: jimmy james Topics started: 166 Replies posted: 3501
Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 08:13:32 AM PST
where is the reality you -d- stands for dipshit
Posted by: neener Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 280
Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 08:16:15 AM PST
yes neener that was in the post above
Posted by: jimmy james Topics started: 166 Replies posted: 3501
Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 08:27:18 AM PST
Look at these fucks i'm gone for 2 seconds and they've already broken the goddammed rule!!!
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 08:28:19 AM PST
you mother fucker! i made a D rhyming rhyme riddle story errr...ya
Posted by: jimmy james Topics started: 166 Replies posted: 3501
Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 08:28:46 AM PST
its a daily dose of reality...this isn't real you twat face. it's like the message bored reality
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 09:25:00 AM PST
where is the mesage bored reality-d-stands for dicklicker
Posted by: neener Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 280
Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 09:26:43 AM PST
yeah that shut you up hahaha...SILENCE!!!! 'no talking till tomorrow when i post another meanigless stream of words that aren't in any way real...anyone that talks on here will be on my shit list...unless its jimmy james, stacey, mark summers, pheesh, or anyone else that i don't hate...so basically everyone except Jaryn hahahahahaha
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Thursday, July 11th 2002 @ 09:28:18 AM PST
hahahahahah
Posted by: jimmy james Topics started: 166 Replies posted: 3501
Friday, July 12th 2002 @ 11:07:45 AM PST
#2 Don't ever deny the guttermouth message bored and go somewhere else...they all suck ass
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Friday, July 12th 2002 @ 11:30:44 AM PST
and you are the biggest ass-sucker of all because you said there are other ass-suckers elsewhere
Posted by: neener Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 280
Saturday, July 13th 2002 @ 12:29:48 AM PST
#3DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SAY JARYN IS "COOL"
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Saturday, July 13th 2002 @ 03:53:15 AM PST
haha...poor guy
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 127 Replies posted: 4587
Sunday, July 14th 2002 @ 02:10:31 AM PST
#4 My girlfriend she makes me really sick
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Monday, July 15th 2002 @ 12:43:01 AM PST
#5 We're not asking you to do anything illegal here. Just look away, go have an eskimo pie or something.
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Tuesday, July 16th 2002 @ 07:40:10 AM PST
#6 To BILL BRADSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Wednesday, July 17th 2002 @ 07:55:06 AM PST
#7.Skinny girl, eat some more food. Muscle man, you look like a fuckin' freak.
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Thursday, July 18th 2002 @ 07:43:22 AM PST
#8.two many girls, so little time, if they don't know eachother then there's no crime.
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Thursday, July 18th 2002 @ 08:59:16 AM PST
haha...nice rhyme
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 127 Replies posted: 4587
Friday, July 19th 2002 @ 07:36:56 AM PST
#9.a friend with weed is a friend indeed
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Friday, July 19th 2002 @ 07:39:41 AM PST
a friend with breasts and all the rest....
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 129 Replies posted: 1564
Saturday, July 20th 2002 @ 01:12:17 AM PST
#10.Watch out for the Black Enforcers at the house of blues in downtown disney...Anaheim
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Saturday, July 20th 2002 @ 03:59:51 AM PST
the teacups
Posted by: neener Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 280
Saturday, July 20th 2002 @ 05:30:26 AM PST
i dunno wutta post...so i won't post nuttin...d'oh! i juz did...
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 127 Replies posted: 4587
Sunday, July 21st 2002 @ 12:10:18 AM PST
#11.All i know is that i don't know, all i know is that i don't know nothin'
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Sunday, July 21st 2002 @ 12:32:39 AM PST
knowledge
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 618
Monday, July 22nd 2002 @ 10:08:43 AM PST
#12. Keep your mouth shut
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Monday, July 22nd 2002 @ 10:10:53 AM PST
blah blah
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 79 Replies posted: 2487
Tuesday, July 23rd 2002 @ 07:40:49 AM PST
#13.If you're going to be nickel and diming, you shouldn't be supplying
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Wednesday, July 24th 2002 @ 07:57:27 AM PST
#14.Look out for hypothermia, your nuts are so small and is cold in the water today...
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Thursday, July 25th 2002 @ 08:11:42 AM PST
#15.You're a mamma's boy
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Friday, July 26th 2002 @ 08:42:48 AM PST
#16.He who hesitates masturbates...
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Saturday, July 27th 2002 @ 12:28:19 AM PST
#17.drugs really do make you smarter
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Saturday, July 27th 2002 @ 11:19:31 AM PST
LOL oh lord
Posted by: CAMMY Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 538
Saturday, July 27th 2002 @ 11:19:43 AM PST
nice imagination
Posted by: CAMMY Topics started: 34 Replies posted: 538
Sunday, July 28th 2002 @ 01:01:53 AM PST
#18. Are you ready to be liberated?
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Sunday, July 28th 2002 @ 08:45:07 PM PST
#19. Man, this thread sucks ass and derrik is a butt tool
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 20 Replies posted: 541
Monday, July 29th 2002 @ 07:39:21 AM PST
the real
#19.Fuck the world
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Tuesday, July 30th 2002 @ 08:24:51 AM PST
#20.beat bitches, hang niggers, drink beer

this isn't my quote its-las pantimedias
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Wednesday, July 31st 2002 @ 07:48:34 AM PST
#21.even though you'll never come clean you know its true. those sheets are dirty and so are you
Posted by: Derrik Fureels dead body Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 85
Thursday, August 1st 2002 @ 12:06:35 AM PST
#22. punks do it faster...
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Thursday, August 1st 2002 @ 12:31:28 AM PST
1.kill yourself
Posted by: neener Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 280
Thursday, August 1st 2002 @ 12:41:02 AM PST
2. eat my ass
3. heres a spoon
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 946
Thursday, August 1st 2002 @ 04:53:13 AM PST
4.i would prefer to use a blowtorch
Posted by: neener Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 280
Friday, August 2nd 2002 @ 07:43:03 AM PST
hahaha
#23.The last day of school...sexual celebration is in order
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Friday, August 2nd 2002 @ 09:29:21 AM PST
so how does it feel celebrating how fucking unbelieveably gay you is..ass
Posted by: neener Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 280
Saturday, August 3rd 2002 @ 08:50:31 PM PST
i forgot to do it today...here we go, lets do a number apropriate one shall we?
#24.April 24, is my anniversery with my cunt girlfriend...
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
Saturday, August 3rd 2002 @ 08:50:58 PM PST
...well, cunt or no cunt, im gonna go surfing
Posted by: Detective Chet Stewbie Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 62
Sunday, August 4th 2002 @ 02:49:21 AM PST
#25.You don't want to get fake shake anywhere near your face
Posted by: Derrique Forfeels Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 21
Monday, August 5th 2002 @ 01:35:17 AM PST
#26.send transmission from a one armed scissor...cut away, cut away...
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 2621
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