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Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:10:17 AM PST
my name is Jet...and uh....yeah...i kinda just discovered this band and thought ya'lls were hella nifty shifty and so i thought i'd check it out and sign up for the message board cuz i thought it would be fun....where can i buy a cd?and why did the password have to be 8! characters?!couldn't it be 4 or 5?o well...enough of my effen moaning...later gator...

*Jet
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:12:54 AM PST
wow, thats so cool im new here too, some people here are mean. do you like dick jetpixi! i hope so alot of people do, i dunno im scared i think i need a bath, with you please bathe me with a wicker spunge! i need my spanking pixi daddy give it to me you fine piece of cock! dude, 8 character passwords are soooo overrated duh
fuck off pixi i will tear your world apart and eat your soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:19:51 AM PST
ooooooook then...well...you proved your own fuckin theory...ya know...maybe i shouldn't like this band...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:20:39 AM PST
maybe you're right cocksniff
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:24:10 AM PST
hm...ya know most girls don't like to be talked to like that...you're probably a single fat guy living in some trailer...well...ok...fuck this band(because of whoever you are)...and fuck you whoever the fuck you are...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:24:36 AM PST
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:25:10 AM PST
most girls are sluts, whats your point?
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:26:30 AM PST
maybe where you live...but then again maybe where you live most of the guys are gay and the girls gotta get it where they can when they can...who are you anyways?
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:27:31 AM PST
Yo B, Guttamouf is definitely hella tight yo
word yo
word
Posted by: MV Topics started: 19 Replies posted: 297
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:27:54 AM PST
who are you? youve got a dirty mouth young lady, ive traced your ip and will be sending a letter to your family this month, to see what a naughty girl they have you're gonna be the black sheep from here on out...i hope you can handle the pressure, if you're tough and headstrong you might be able too..if not, well then, im sorry. truely sorry.
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:30:16 AM PST
I wanna fuck JetPixi!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:31:01 AM PST
helloo...MARK (say it like i say michael AND jerry says newman) =that added a nice touch i think ;)=
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:31:02 AM PST
um...how can you be rude to me and expect me not to be rude back...my names Jet and i live in the Bay Area...i find new bands when i can...sorry i was "rude" to you, but you're no better...i doubt you did anyways...i don't know much about IP addresses but i don't think you can get e-mail addy's from them...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:31:31 AM PST
and FYI...they already know...AOL's reported me before...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:32:09 AM PST
*fucks JetPixi in her tight 9-year-old festering puss-puss*

It wasn't that good.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:32:57 AM PST
oh you must be a badboy, wow you're tough stuff im fuckin scared you're an E-shitkicker you texas longhorn homo! i 0wn bitches like you!
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:34:57 AM PST
how can i be a bad boy?i'm not a boy...and i'm not tough stuff actually...i was just lettin ya know...it wouldn't be new news to them...and i'm not 9.
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:36:18 AM PST
YOU SAID YOU WERE 9!! HOLY SHIT! DONT TELL ME YOURE 10 or OLDER!! OH, SHIT, THEYLL KICK ME OUT OF NAMBLA! I CANT BELIEVE YOU LIED TO ME!!

*records over the several tapes of him fucking JetPixi with old re-runs of "perfect strangers" and "teen angel"*
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:36:21 AM PST
oh...that it, you just made me mad, im gonna fuck your cyber world up! you smell what alans cookin? DO YOU SMELL WHAT ALAN'S COOKIN!!!?
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:39:38 AM PST
how did i unconsciously piss you off this time?
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:40:52 AM PST
ooo smartass shittalker! i am going to keel you icehole mudda fukka!
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:40:59 AM PST
*wants your snatch*
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:41:48 AM PST
hey mark you gonna be on tomorrow? if you wanna jam a few games of SOF2?
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:42:45 AM PST
no i'm seriously wondering...what did i do now?ever since i got on this board i've been somehow pissing you off and i have NO clue why...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:43:00 AM PST
sure thing, pal. *the ol' Sunny D high five*

Hit me on AIM...

mah nigga name is ChodeWarriorX...or Loinclothing...or any other gay AIM name you see...thats me
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:43:26 AM PST
oh thats it, you son of a bitch! you are REALLY salting the wound hold me back mark!!
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:43:42 AM PST
hahah right on
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:43:57 AM PST
*holds Alan Thicke back* Now calm down, Alan. This is the girl I love.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:45:01 AM PST
o yes...beat up a young girl...that'll make you look manly...and i don't see why you can't answer the question...are you like, in the band and you don't like new fans?or are you just a frequent visitor who likes to harass newbies?
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:45:09 AM PST
you...you love..this girl? (looks up to mark in a loving yes confused way)
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:45:20 AM PST
*yet
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:45:42 AM PST
yes pixi
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:45:47 AM PST
least i have one fan...lol...j/k
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:46:59 AM PST
yes to what?gotta be specific with me...i can be blonde sometimes...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:47:26 AM PST
Yes, I love her. I always have.

*takes Pixi aside, and fucks her eagerly*

See? She's a good lay!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:47:35 AM PST
yes...to your question pixi
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:47:59 AM PST
hahahaha
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:48:16 AM PST
i had several questions...my fan!yea!
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:48:27 AM PST
I'm in the band...so if you fuck me, you'll be famous.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:48:53 AM PST
yes...i will fuck you to stardom too pixi!
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:48:55 AM PST
really?!o can i?!can i?!
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:49:21 AM PST
Yes. You sure can. You pick the time and place. And I'll be there.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:49:37 AM PST
With my cock.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:49:46 AM PST
And a spare in case that one flies away.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:50:36 AM PST
woohoo!the easy way up...but unfortunately, i think i'm jailbait...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:51:09 AM PST
Awwwwwwww, boooo for jailbait. Tell me when you turn 18.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:52:03 AM PST
call him when you're 18 but send him pictures now haaaaa
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:52:29 AM PST
i'll take harass the newbies as your answer then...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:52:34 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHHAAAHA...Good thinking, big guy!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:53:10 AM PST
JetPixi, if you want to be not harrassed, I can take you under my wing (no, not a chicken wing, BIFF!) and I will teach you the ways of the bored.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:53:42 AM PST
ehhhh (like the fonze) what are tv personality buddies for ehhhh (like fonze)
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:53:55 AM PST
ok i will...i don't have any "naked" pics of myself though...sorry...
=(
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:54:38 AM PST
TV personality buddies of the Fonz?
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:54:48 AM PST
teach me the ways of the board then, sir.
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:55:40 AM PST
All right...become friends with me and Alan Thicke...then you insult losers like Jaryn...youre also friends with cock pocket (star spangled boner)...you have to funny every night...you have to post OFTEN!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:55:40 AM PST
mark, i will not allow that to fly!! a challenge has been set forth, from this day forward...we are no longer friends...just....ENEMIES! feel my "i played a doctor on tv" wrath you vile piece of nickelodeon spawnoff of a host trash!
by the way catch my new show on PAX i forgot the name of it though...shit
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:56:07 AM PST
be funny*
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:56:24 AM PST
haaaaaaaahahahaha oh man im fuckin laughing over ehre
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:56:46 AM PST
i'm an enemy?!NO!THE HORROR!
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:56:51 AM PST
Alan, what do you mean? Are you calling for war between the semi-celebs?
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:56:59 AM PST
i'm an enemy?!NO!THE HORROR!
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:57:12 AM PST
jaryn is such a fuckin cocktease little tramp ass floozy ho, i swear to god that guy needs a dick to the eye!
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:57:41 AM PST
ANOTHER RULE:

NEVER POST TWICE!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:57:45 AM PST
ANOTHER RULE:

NEVER POST TWICE!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:57:55 AM PST
secmi celebs HAHAHA
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:58:06 AM PST
Posting twice demeans your character.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:58:20 AM PST
i did not post that twice!
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:58:32 AM PST
holy fuckin shit,
alan thicke
...^-is fucked right now
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:59:00 AM PST
i didn't mean to i swear!Fuck this computer!!!!!!grrr...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:59:08 AM PST
Another thing...

Change your name. JetPixi? That's just asking to be ragged on. (rag, hahaha, ragged on, on the rag, hahahaha) You need something macho, like Mark Summers Slutty Cunt Paradise.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:59:19 AM PST
i will tear out it's inards with a spork!
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 12:59:50 AM PST
or "jimmy james rockin pussy brigade"
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:00:15 AM PST
or "alan thickes tight chick"
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:00:19 AM PST
Yes, something like that. Or maybe you could be Lorraine McFly.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:00:35 AM PST
LOOK AT ME I AM NEW AWWW I CRAVE ATTENTION I AM A DUMB BITCH
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:00:58 AM PST
I personally like "The Chick that wants to fuck Kirk Cameron's Suede Jacket til it turns blue and rips to shreds" but that's too long.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:01:11 AM PST
fine...what should it be then?but see my nickname is Jet...so...i usually work that in with something...o fuck me i dunno...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:01:38 AM PST
Another thing:

Do not tempt me to fuck you.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:02:09 AM PST
a nickname thats "jet" wtf are you a ghetto biatch? or a gangsta lean!?
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:02:26 AM PST
HAHAHA
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:02:33 AM PST
who is this cunt?
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:02:35 AM PST
hey...you think i wanted all this attention?!i was gonna go to bed about an hour ago!lorraine mcfly?lol
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:03:12 AM PST
I got the perfect name for you. "Cocktease Jailbait"
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:03:24 AM PST
Go on...that's your new name!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:03:31 AM PST
i dont know stacey!!
rule # (whatever marks on)
Dont ever use real nicknames for nicknames on here, youll only get the shaft...more ways than one i would pressume!
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:03:45 AM PST
no...ever read Tank Girl...my friend thinks i resemble the characted in the book...don't know why...why can't i tempt you?just for future reference...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:04:36 AM PST
naw...i want a different name...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:04:37 AM PST
MY REAL NICKNAME IS COCK POCKET AWW YEAH I MY PUSSY IS FOR A POCKET FOR YOUR COCK
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:04:44 AM PST
dont EVER tempt mark, hes like a rabbid animal hell tear you apart, we dont like to "unleash the beast" as so many woman have put it...well the ones that have lived to tell about it.
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:04:51 AM PST
Yes, look at Leash-leash. She was PunkLeasha at first, and everyone fucked with her. Then she became Jodie Sweetin, and now everyone loves her... (I loved her before, so I'm no bandwagon JUMPER)
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:05:58 AM PST
naw...i want a different name...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:06:01 AM PST
she just loved me from day one how could i resist even when i was a dick to her, now she is a sweet girl :)
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:06:05 AM PST
JetPixi, your new name should be something cool...not something 14-year-oldish...please tell me you're not 14...cuz if you are, then rule #1 should have been "Make like a tree and get the hell out of here!"
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:06:20 AM PST
where THE FUCK HAS SMEGMASNIFFER BEEN? i hate this place. i want to go swimming. do you have a pool my giant cocked friend?
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:06:40 AM PST
No.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:07:03 AM PST
Oh, wait, I have a small cock.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:07:15 AM PST
hahaha so true mark, stacey...i dont know im sorry that you hate this place
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:07:19 AM PST
uh yeah...i can't think of any names...my brain doesn't work well past 12....
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:07:47 AM PST
12-years-old? or 12 oclock?
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:08:04 AM PST
im tired guys ill talk to you later !!
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:08:11 AM PST
no, i'm not 14...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:08:13 AM PST
YOU ARE A DUMB DUMB SLUT!
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:08:48 AM PST
GOD DAMN it ALAN i swear YOU ARE A GIANT PUSSY AND I AM GOING TO EAT YOU MMMMMMMMMMM
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:08:48 AM PST
well play that shit tomorrow, aS is stoney and my "team"
aS=Anarchy Squad
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:08:52 AM PST
12 o'clock...yes...i stopped growing at 12...wow that would have been depressing...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:08:55 AM PST
Good night, Alan...
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:09:05 AM PST
hahaha stacey!!
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:09:07 AM PST
The force is with you.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:09:33 AM PST
SOF2 ROCKS THE HOUSE
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:09:53 AM PST
shut up cock pocket...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:10:07 AM PST
Well, JetPixi, I gave you the rules on how to survive this bored. Now it's your choice whether or not to follow them.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:10:10 AM PST
WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU JUST STAY??
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:10:43 AM PST
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BEFRIEND COCK POCKET! SHES THE COOLEST GIRL ON THIS BORED! WITHOUT HER FRIENDSHIP, YOU ARE DOOMED!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:10:44 AM PST
shut up cock pocket...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:10:53 AM PST
dont EVER tell cock to shut up pixi, i will fuck your world up!!
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:10:56 AM PST
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHA you are telling me to shut up SURELY you can come up with something better you ranky twat SLUT!
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:11:25 AM PST
why is it posting twice?!?!ok...but i gotta change my name first...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:11:27 AM PST
tru dat mark y0 tru dat
and you're right SOF2 fucking rules
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:11:58 AM PST
You're going to be diminished, Pixi...I demand you halt at once!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:12:07 AM PST
alan. email me your asshole?
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:12:38 AM PST
HAHAHHAHAA pixi fuckin raver whore huh?
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:12:43 AM PST
HAHAHAHHAHAH!! Brilliant!!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:13:06 AM PST
email you my asshole? well i dont think i can sit on my scanner im sorry
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:13:46 AM PST
ooh then just press it up against my face.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:14:04 AM PST
oh fuck i bet jetpixi is a fuckin raver, glowstick sucking visor wearing candy necklace eating dicksucking body massage dance giving biaaatch. damn pixi you just got called out
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:14:05 AM PST
sorry bout the shut up thing, but as i said, my brain doesn't work past 12 O'CLOCK!can i just be the number 13?i can't think of anything...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:14:46 AM PST
why? are you 13 years old??
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:15:18 AM PST
thats more like it! now give her a lil' kiss...wait let me get the video recorder
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:15:36 AM PST
hahahahah!!! no normal person would call themself pixi unless they were a fuckin way kool Kandy kid.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:15:37 AM PST
o yes...i'm a raver...look at me go...i hate fucking raves...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:16:16 AM PST
i like faeires...woohoo...no...13 is my favorite number...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:16:17 AM PST
"way kool kandy kid" haaaaahahaha killer
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:16:36 AM PST
yeaaah the number 13? are you stupid you would have to fucking spell it out to be able to use it moron.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:17:01 AM PST
...um, 13 is too gay of a name...call yourself "Fuckshitfuckshit" and you'll have a great name
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:17:03 AM PST
shit..i spelled faerie wrong...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:17:56 AM PST
yes..you did, and on that note g'night people i tired derrrr gahhh derrdaaah
Posted by: Alan Thicke Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 437
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:17:57 AM PST
God damn it! Get over the faeries too...or they'll be the death of you on this bored!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:18:08 AM PST
ooh look at her she has some fancy spelling for the word FAIRY
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:18:55 AM PST
shit..i spelled faerie wrong...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:19:00 AM PST
FUCK YOU ALAN i don't believe this.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:19:04 AM PST
JetPixi, this is your last chance. Change your name to Fuckshitfuckshit and come back and be nice to me, Alan, and cock pocket.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:19:46 AM PST
And quit reloading the page!! Hit REFRESH on the bored if you want to refresh!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:20:08 AM PST
WAIT, PERFECT NAME...

YOU SHOULD BE CALLED...

"DOUCHE WENCH"
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:20:22 AM PST
stupid whore ease up on the fuckin post button you think after the first one you would learn you have proven that you are a complete moron.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:21:06 AM PST
how about Brody?or broadie..however it's spelled...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:21:54 AM PST
GOD DAMMIT! I GAVE YOU LOTS OF GOOD NAMES!! HOW ABOUT "FUCKSHITFUCKSHIT" or "DOUCHE WENCH"...you cant have a shitty name in this bored...or we'll make fun of you
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:22:26 AM PST
oh my god this is suddenly the gayest thing. i am out of here cha cha i will talk to you on IM if you are staying up.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:22:36 AM PST
douche wench works
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:22:59 AM PST
Well, all right, Stace-stace....I will try to convert Pixi into a regular bored person.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:23:20 AM PST
Yes, DOUCHE WENCH is perfect!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:23:24 AM PST
i'll change it later...i wanna play my bass now...later.
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:23:35 AM PST
OH MY GOD I AM A FUCKING STUPID CUNT SCAB AND CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF OMG! TELL ME MY NEW NAME GUYS!!!
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:23:55 AM PST
hahahahah
Posted by: MV Topics started: 19 Replies posted: 297
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:23:58 AM PST
And when you change your name...make a post called "Jaryn is a Piece of Shit Cocksucker" and you'll be in
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:24:16 AM PST
youre funny for a girl cock socket
Posted by: MV Topics started: 19 Replies posted: 297
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:24:28 AM PST
OH GOD DAMMIT! SHE PLAYS BASS!! FUCK!! I PLAY BASS, and suddenly i feel like shit
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:24:40 AM PST
are you shittin me?
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:24:49 AM PST
hmmm that is weird... she can't think past 12 but she is able to play bass? i think we have a retard on our hands.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:25:09 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:25:49 AM PST
yes...i have an ibanez..yourself?don't feel like shit...i'm not that good...i'm decent, but not terrific like i'm sure you are...i figure i'll change it now...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:26:42 AM PST
i was lieing about the thinking thing...
Posted by: JetPixi Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 47
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:26:44 AM PST
...Okay, change it now...

i have an Ibanez too...

and i suck...

UNLESS I PLAY THE ATARIS...

or my own shit
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:28:31 AM PST
Change your name to Douche Wench, then insult people like Jaryn!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:28:33 AM PST
ok so i am going to mold a weiner.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:29:30 AM PST
HOW ABOUT SKITTLES! OMG!!!!
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:30:12 AM PST
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG OMG OMG

wait, im a satanist

OMS OMS OMS OMS
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:30:51 AM PST
hahahaa i am funny for a girl?? thanks MV you are a good man.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:32:57 AM PST
...yeah, ive been doing porno for about 5 years now. i did live on the streets, but then i had an audition one day, and, uh, you know the rest.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:34:40 AM PST
whats your favorite position mr. summerS?
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:34:42 AM PST
I dont see a Douche Wench on the Last Sign-ins list!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:35:08 AM PST
My favorite posish is the one where I'm not being held at gunpoint.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:35:31 AM PST
I also like the Glass Bottom Boat.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:36:00 AM PST
hahaa i bet that dumb cunt is changing her name to dueche wench right now. what a moron. it is sad that litte shit doesn't have functionable brain.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:36:54 AM PST
i like this little shop called the glass bottom. fucking BONG HEAVEN.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:37:06 AM PST
hahahahhahahahahaa
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:37:56 AM PST
cool!! i like the sex position. its wilder than playing Kazoo along with MTV
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:38:06 AM PST
Missionary — man before woman, woman on her back.
Wrap-around Butt Grab — Missionary, with the woman grabbing onto her partner's ass.
Doggie — man behind woman.
Filthy Sanchez — aka Dirty Sanchez, a "dirty" finger just rubbed into your partner's anus and then rubbed under your partner's nose making a mustache of stink for her to remember the session by. Done with doggie style.
Fish-eye — From behind, you shove your finger in her ass. Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
Donkey Punch — Banging a girl doggie style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
Pile driver — a standing 69, from the wrestling move of the same name.
Hot Karl — You perform anal sex on your partner, and then they turn around right afterwards and give you a blowjob.
Reverse Cowgirl — Woman on top, with her back to her partner. Each partner can see the other's ass this way, so also the "reciprocal sight of posteriors".
Hot Lunch — While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer).
Chili dog — Taking a shit on a girl's tits and then proceeding to titty-fuck her.
Glass-bottom boat — Putting saran wrap over your partner's face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:40:38 AM PST
OOH GOD. i just read a little bit of what that trick said at the beginning. and i don't think this bitch will survive.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:41:04 AM PST
You're right. She's way too gone.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:46:23 AM PST
band whores fucking rool. i am one infact.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:47:40 AM PST
I can't wait to see Douche Wench.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:48:07 AM PST
Cuz I think I will laugh my ass off til the end of the summer on that name alone.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:49:01 AM PST
i can't wait to rub my pussy all over her face.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:49:43 AM PST
Uh oh...maybe I should come back as Douche Wench.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:50:09 AM PST
HAHAHAA I AGREE!
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:51:56 AM PST
ooh fuck mark try to get that name maybe the hood rat left. and then when she tries to get it later it will not be available MUAAHAHAHAHAA and then she will be scared and confused.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:52:48 AM PST
HAHAHA, okay...but the cookies thing on my cpu is fucked up...i will have to reset them
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:54:07 AM PST
ok cha cha but i don't know what you are talking about is that hard?
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:56:45 AM PST
i dunno what im trying to do...hahaha...Jimbo would know
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 01:59:52 AM PST
oh this sucks...i'm a sleepy bitch cha cha.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 02:03:28 AM PST
Oh well, when I wake up in the morning, I'll create Douche Wench before she can get to it.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3633
Saturday, June 22nd 2002 @ 10:46:25 PM PST
i read this whole thing jesus christ
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:16:50 AM PST
yeah...have as much fun with the name as you want...i wanna get another one...this was just to please you all...now i'm done...i went to a good show tonight and i'm too happy.
Posted by: douche wench Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 1
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:18:54 AM PST
OH MY GOD YOU ARE PATHETIC!
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:19:24 AM PST
oh yeah well watch out for cock pocket i saw her talking shit on this thread earlier hahahaha...i'm sure you're cool though
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:19:55 AM PST
see!!!hahahahaha
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:21:55 AM PST
ok i would like you derrik to take a look at what this cunt wart has to say. the bitch tells me to shut up. i mean seriously that is the weakest shit i have ever encountered.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:23:59 AM PST
hahaha yeah i saw it and i'm gonna stay on your good side cuz everyone says too so don't worry i gotcha back baby
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:26:38 AM PST
and lator gator? fucking bitch must be no more the 16 years of age. no way is anything good going to come of her.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:28:54 AM PST
hahaha where is she? she doesn't stand up for herself
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:33:55 AM PST
she is a fucking weak ass whore. she thought cha cha was in a band and she was all wanting to bang him.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:34:36 AM PST
chachi is fuckin rad, cha cha is gay as hell!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 40 Replies posted: 995
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:35:18 AM PST
i don't know why she dosn't stand up its funny to watch
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:35:59 AM PST
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HOLY SHIT!! SHE CAME BACK AS DOUCHE WENCH!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Michael J Fox with Parkinsons Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 189
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 12:37:58 AM PST
she did haha
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 2748
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 04:54:29 AM PST
poor pixi, new ppl r always picked on in here...haha
the only way is talkin shit all the time till ppl think u joke when u call em sluts and will accept u haha...SLUTS!!
;-P
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 129 Replies posted: 4620
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 04:55:21 AM PST
and she types a lil phucked so daz ok
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 129 Replies posted: 4620
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 07:11:23 PM PST
hah, i just read most of this, and this little whore cracks me up. ha... she deserves the wrath...
Posted by: mmm - beer Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 36
Sunday, June 23rd 2002 @ 07:12:55 PM PST
the wrath of my fish cock
Posted by: the fish Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 259
Monday, June 24th 2002 @ 03:03:12 PM PST
Stacey's such a cunt scab licker sometimes. Leave douche wench alone or I will tell everyone about your elephantitis of the labia majora....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 2060
Monday, June 24th 2002 @ 04:09:28 PM PST
hey stop staring at her goiter.
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 82 Replies posted: 2560
Monday, June 24th 2002 @ 05:48:03 PM PST
no ty don't. if you do that i will be forced to no longer be pleasured by your cock. i don't want that and you don't either so just stop ok?
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 62 Replies posted: 3838
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