| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 06:26:12 AM PST |
| Okay, so about a week ago there is sometype of peoples fair, me and this girl go on down to have a couple of beers. After a couple we descide that we are going to have a few more and head home. It is all good, I been seeing this girl on and off for a couple months now so I'm figuring that at least I'm going to get laid. Long story short, we get totally smashed go back to her house, actually I'm so fucked up that I blackedout and don't even remember half the night even happening, so anyways I wake up about 5 in the morning and the bed is totally soaked. Oh shit it pissed the bed. I grab the two dry blankets and head for the floor, but for some reason I forgot to wake her up. About two hours later when she wakes up, she is furious, screaming and yelling. Damn that is embarassing, but it sure was funny. |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 09:41:03 AM PST |
| hahahahahahah golden |
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| Posted by: jimmy james |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 11:01:01 AM PST |
| hahahaha thats is funny |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 04:52:06 PM PST |
| For some reason, I don't know why, but she didn't exactly find the humar in it. Some girls just never laugh. |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:04:30 PM PST |
| No fucking way... You have to be lying. That only happens in movies like trainspotting... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:28:22 PM PST |
| Nope truly happened. She isn't exactly welcoming me to come over or anything like that, but it did happened. |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:33:43 PM PST |
| It's happened to me a couple of times too. ALways when there is a chick in the bed. I can never drunkenly piss the bed when I'm sleeping alone, it's always with a girl there. They don't really care that much if it is your bed, they just look at you funny for the rest of your life. Don't ever piss in THEIR bed though. They will never forgive you, ever. They think it's gross or something, me, I think it's beautiful. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:36:20 PM PST |
| My roommate says I have intoxicated enuresis. That means when you get super drunk you don't have much control over your bladder when you get smashed. She a nurse. |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:37:27 PM PST |
| Oh yeah I think it is beautiful too. |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:39:46 PM PST |
| I think spraying a hot steam of piss on a loved one's back is a beautiful sign of how much you really care. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:40:13 PM PST |
| stream, sorry. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:41:47 PM PST |
| Oh goodness...that is funny. |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:42:46 PM PST |
| The bitches don't think so. Oh well. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:44:44 PM PST |
| You should have been like," But, Baby. This just shows you how comfortable my penis is with you that it would just let go infront of you. You should be flattered. He opens up to you and you shut him off. You ungrateful bitch, you... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:46:31 PM PST |
| The morning after she wasn't exactly taking the optomist outlook, I think she was thinking she was going to chop my cock and balls off instead of thinking about how comfortable it was around her. |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:46:54 PM PST |
| What would you do if a girl pissed all over you and your bed and the next day tried to act like it was no big thing and asked you to get some bagels? |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:47:24 PM PST |
| You were marking your territory in your drunken state by unconciously reverting to your inner instincts that aren't needed anymore in this day and age. That was your way of saying this girl is mine.... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:48:23 PM PST |
| I would just make her feel comfortable and say," Damn girl. You're into some kinky shit!" |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:48:33 PM PST |
| I wouldn't want no piss ridden ho. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:49:48 PM PST |
| Why not. Pee won't hurt. It'll make you smell bad, but it's perfectly safe as long as she doesn't hae any illness or stds. You can drink it you know. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:49:55 PM PST |
| But she's not mine. Or at least I don't want her to be. If she pissed all over me....I don't know I probably would do one of two things..1)Take a shower and act like it was no big deal, or 2)Rub her nose in it and then take her and drop her off in the middle of the forest for being a bad girl. |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:50:43 PM PST |
panti?
maybe you should take it up a notch
hang yourself |
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| Posted by: Tutu Joe |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:50:47 PM PST |
| Don't forget to smack her in the ass with a rolled up newspaper while rubbing her nose in it... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:51:24 PM PST |
| Bad girl! bad, bad Girl! Just look what you did to my bed! hahaha! |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:51:28 PM PST |
| I think you would rub YOUR nose in it, every night, remembering the one that got away. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:51:51 PM PST |
why are you guys digging on piss?
lickin the flaps it where its ats! |
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| Posted by: Tutu Joe |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:52:29 PM PST |
| Now get your ass outside and don't even think your coming back in here until you start behaving.... |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:52:35 PM PST |
| Did anyone understand any of the words he just tried to type? |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:53:26 PM PST |
| Go on! get! Then smakc her on the ass agin on the way out. Hahaha! Make her ride in the back of the truck when you take her home... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:54:14 PM PST |
| We're digging on piss because it's funny. You got a better subject there, Geronimo. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:54:32 PM PST |
| I like goin down and like, licking and stuff and then she lets her bladder go, cos she had too many red bull and vodkas, and getting a warm gush of urine all over my face and in my mouth. Her bed of course. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:54:55 PM PST |
| hahaha....damn it bitch get your fucking head in the car...and put your tongue back in your mouth. |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:55:39 PM PST |
| I like to punch her in the kidneys while riding her doggy style until she pees all over me. I've told you guys that one before though. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:56:07 PM PST |
Oh shit you guys are funny. I'm off to find a fat chick that I can get fucked up with and piss in her bed.
Later |
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| Posted by: limpymcbender |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:56:47 PM PST |
| Play dead bitch, play dead! Gooooood girl, have a scooby snack. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 05:59:20 PM PST |
| I'm out too.......... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 06:00:20 PM PST |
| Please don't go, i'm desperately lonely and starved for attention. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 06:10:21 PM PST |
| Bummer. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 06:19:05 PM PST |
| Hey, who is this Biff character? He sure does seem rather intrusive. I have never met him before in my life. I think I shall do as I did with Kirk Cameron's suede jacket, and challenge him to a duel. |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 06:33:59 PM PST |
I demand satisfaction!
Glove slap, baby glove slap.
Shut your big yap, I don't take crap. |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 06:35:16 PM PST |
| Fuck you, Hot Karl! |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
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| Friday, June 21st 2002 @ 06:36:04 PM PST |
| D'oh! |
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| Posted by: KARL |
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