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Friday, December 4th 2009 @ 01:32:07 PM PST
actually serious question:
any of you do the hanky panky (i'm fucking old) with a chick with nipple and clit piercings? All barbells. I'm might soon or might not. Whatever. But in case I do, I like to be prepared. They seem like they'd get in the way and I'd have to be careful or I'll tear one right out. I'm mean she'd totally deserve it for having slutrings (no tramp stamp at least), but I'd prefer to get a few sessions in before I make her happy circles look like rotten fruit. Tips, Jokes, Suggestions, Insults, Donations all welcome.
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Friday, December 4th 2009 @ 01:48:35 PM PST
If you dont rip them out with your teeth, you dont have a hair on your ass!!!!
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Friday, December 4th 2009 @ 07:17:56 PM PST
Thanks for the keen advice toots!
I just counted and I have at least 100 hairs on my ass so I guess I'll be ripping her all to shreds if I have the chance. Hide a magnet between my teeth, get close, and jump up. That way I don't get arrested. Total accident.
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