| Saturday, June 15th 2002 @ 07:55:44 PM PST |
| FUCKING BRAN is the FUNNIEST man ALIVE!!! buy his cd at |
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| Posted by: Star Spangled Boner |
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| Saturday, June 15th 2002 @ 08:07:33 PM PST |
| Who wants to taste my Jewusow? You want a peice of my Jewusow? I'm a give it too you now. Who like my chopsticks, hit you in the shit with my little ass dick. Yellow. If you want to see me, eat jello. I never seen nothin like you before. I could kick you, higher than you could kick me, I could kick way up into a tree. Who wants a taste of my Boo lon tea? Ho ha ho ha who chi chi. Everybody in the phone book named Chang, Wanna see my wang? Never good. Go and hit the gong with a bang. Wah, Everyone want to see me throw a fireball, But thats not right, not in real life, You will fall, down and break your leg. Everybody wanna see me break a leg, Well I don't. But I like fried rice, And I got lice. Ching Chow Woo Ching Wang Woo Wice. That ain't nice. For a fortune cookie, I always charge you twice. Delivery's free, but not from me. I always hold a dollar fifty. Fifty-five. Wanna see me go ga. Hit you with a line. Aya. Woh, when i hit you with the shit do a split. Take a shit after you eat my shit. Kung fu. Want my buffet? You fucking gay. Ah, Why lo hit you with the hay. Stay the fuck away. Hit you in the balls. Only americans eat the sauce. And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe. Watch this, I can tip toe while you take a piss. In my bathroom, Spy on you while your little boy shits. Hoy Ya, I can kick you if you don't pay the bill, And if you want a little mint, Thats fifty cent. Bitch. Everything costs a little bit. So don't expect nothin for free, At least from me. Ching Chang Choo E. I got you from Taiwan city. In Hong Kong I can smoke a bong, And I can do it all night long. And don't mistake me for a Vie Cong, I can get you, and tackle you, Take you never see me when I get you and make you, Rope you up, And put you in a bamboo cage. And make you feel all my rage. Poke you with a little stick til you page, Your buddies to come napalm me. God damn that shit burn, Blew away my whole city. Ho Chi Min, Shoot a load on your chin. God damn thats a sin, doy duko buy, And if you want to come on in, You can work on into my world, Where the yellow shit begin. Hoy Ya. Can't be tamed, I got chips to control your brain, And its called Egg foo young and lo mein, So come on in baby and have it just the same. Hoy ya. Ha. No I knock down won day day. Hah I don't suppose, Ha ha ha. Huh? Uhh. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAA fucking GENIUS! |
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| Posted by: Star Spangled Boner |
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| Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 01:28:46 AM PST |
after you fuck my day up i'm gonna fuck your day up.
I'M GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU. |
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| Posted by: cock pocket |
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| Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 06:48:59 AM PST |
| u r a schizo lil girl, u sure r fucked in da head. or u were when u wrote dat stuff....i aint gonna read it all...my brain won't allow it. |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 08:15:48 AM PST |
| you know what fishy i get buck wild when i smoke the weed. but it has its rewards... |
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| Posted by: cock pocket |
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| Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 08:16:35 AM PST |
| and you should read it it is funny... or at least download the song. that is brans freestyle. |
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| Posted by: cock pocket |
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| Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 03:18:22 PM PST |
| The only thing fishy is your crotch toilette... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 03:23:31 PM PST |
| crotch? |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 03:27:08 PM PST |
| I was talking to her. And a crotch is that thing you have between your legs. Not your vagina but just the general area... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 03:31:23 PM PST |
| ahaha ok, now i gotcha joke man |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 08:00:10 PM PST |
| shut the fuck up, ty. don't ever mention my twat again. and i'm immature, fuck off. |
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| Posted by: cock pocket |
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| Tuesday, June 18th 2002 @ 10:13:36 AM PST |
| Stacey's twat. Oops. I did it again... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, June 18th 2002 @ 10:16:31 AM PST |
| Thanks for the free tickets Ty, I won in the Read Mark's Mind Contest |
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| Posted by: L |
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| Wednesday, June 19th 2002 @ 08:48:00 PM PST |
| ooh good glad to see you are the biggest waste of my life. lates. |
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| Posted by: cock pocket |
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| Wednesday, June 19th 2002 @ 09:34:37 PM PST |
| well that was amusing. |
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| Posted by: hpv-WART-hpv |
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