| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:06:39 PM PST |
| and they look dumb. they won't go away no matter how much naked tanning i do. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:07:02 PM PST |
| well do some naked tanning at my house it'll go away |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:07:18 PM PST |
| you're lying. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:07:52 PM PST |
| would i lie to you? after all we've been through together? |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:07:53 PM PST |
but hey...do you have one of those little floaty mats for the pool?
cause i loooove to naked tan on those. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:09:11 PM PST |
| no...but i can buy one |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:09:39 PM PST |
| you should. then i will come naked tan at your house. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:10:39 PM PST |
| sure you would... i can only get dumb freshmen chicks at my house, i can't remember the last time i had a girl my age come over |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:10:55 PM PST |
| jizzy do u have msn? |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:11:39 PM PST |
| i have tan lines (if i know wut they r) afta i come back from seaside...but it's normal and ok |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:12:38 PM PST |
yup pheesh. jezebel...aw shit...
i think its jezebel1783 or somethin.
how old are you derrik? |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:13:02 PM PST |
| 2 add u with msn i need ya e-mail |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:13:24 PM PST |
| 17 |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:13:27 PM PST |
| ya...thats it. jezebel1783@hotmail |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:14:03 PM PST |
| i think i added u... |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:15:00 PM PST |
| HAHAHA. well, derrik, it ain't so bad to be havin freshmen girls at your house...you're what..a junior? i figure you can't be doin too bad |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:16:25 PM PST |
| oh i'm not doin bad at all, but they're annoying... |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:17:04 PM PST |
| freshmen means...?? |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:17:59 PM PST |
| you should just get em all drunk. its some kind of law that high school girls turn into sluts when they are drunk (even bigger sluts than non-highschool girls) |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:18:14 PM PST |
| haha |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:19:30 PM PST |
| oh its all too true...i like having girlies come over but they get so loud and annoying. i'm just like"get naked and touch eachother or get the fuck out" |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:20:10 PM PST |
| you should put a sign up that says that. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:20:22 PM PST |
| y doncha get em touch u instead? as i said in the porn thread, lezzies don't turn me on dat much |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:21:23 PM PST |
| oh i will and you will come over and i'll point to the sign and you'll be like "ok what the sign says, goes! so i better listen" |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:22:00 PM PST |
| i would fuck one of the girls in the ass while she's licking the others snatch. |
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| Posted by: smegmasniffer |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:22:25 PM PST |
| i like seeing that shit lezboes are hot but i would wanna get in on that if i saw it upclose |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:30:51 PM PST |
| back to jezzebell coming to get naked at my house |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:31:14 PM PST |
| You should naked tan on my tanning bed. It's actually a real bed, but it's bichin' when you use my body as a sun block. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:32:27 PM PST |
don't worry boys....there is plenty jezebel to go around.
you'll just have to share. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:32:54 PM PST |
| i call the asshole |
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| Posted by: smegmasniffer |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:34:00 PM PST |
| hahaha thats a good one i like it. and jezzebell may i please have the tits part since you're giving parts out and all |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:35:46 PM PST |
hahahaha.
now, how are you gonna do this?
i cannot remove my tits and send them to derrik, or remove my asshole and send it to smeg....
and i doubt you boys all wanna get naked next to each other...
so mebbe you should talk amongst yourselves about some kind of time-share thing... |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:36:15 PM PST |
| hey i want a piece of her 2! |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:36:55 PM PST |
| shit i'll lay naked with you before anyone else does. i don't want no sloppy seconds |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:38:25 PM PST |
hey once my dick is up it's nuttin 2 b ashamed of!
uhm...is ya floor cold jizzy? |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:38:38 PM PST |
| well, i'm free in july on mondays, tuesdays, and wednesdays. go ahead and start booking. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:38:52 PM PST |
| i'm not afraid, i'm comfortable with my sexuality. i wasn't saying chop yourself up and send pieces to me. i say if we tag team ya i get to plug your ass. but time share would be a good option also. |
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| Posted by: smegmasniffer |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:40:21 PM PST |
| haha ok |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:40:58 PM PST |
| we'll talk later about this...bye for now |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:41:15 PM PST |
| Yeah, I don't want any sloppy seconds either. That's pretty nasty. I'll just whip her with a horse whip. Are you into that, Jezebel?... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:42:29 PM PST |
| hmm....only if i'm the one with the whip. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:45:05 PM PST |
| What are you going to do, whip yourself?... Tell you what. If you don't want tan lines I suggest you shave off your hair bikini you have growing down there. It's like yeti's underwear... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:48:13 PM PST |
| All you talk about is naked tanning. Everytime I'm on here it's,"I naked tanned today." Why don't you impress us with something more erotic, like say, I took a foot and a half long cucumber and made it my love slave today. Now that would be interesting. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:48:58 PM PST |
| hmm. but just last night you told me to leave it like that cause you like gettin all that hair stuck between your teeth. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:50:39 PM PST |
| You missunderstood because I had my mouth full of labia. I said I don't like your beefy queef. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:51:30 PM PST |
| Only it came out more like'"MMMmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmMmmmmm!" |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:52:02 PM PST |
| oh yea...now i remember. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:52:43 PM PST |
| that was right after i fucked you in the ass with the strap on....no, or was it before? |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:53:32 PM PST |
| Just so you know. I was lying to you. I actually love your beefy queefs... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:55:36 PM PST |
| It must have been dark. you didn't fuck my ass. Remember? We had a threesome with Monica Lewinsky. You must have been humping her Kinda wierd how you thought she was me. We aren't really built the same. My ass is much finer than hers. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:56:40 PM PST |
| aw yea. thanks for clearin shit up, ty. i have a horrible memory. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:57:51 PM PST |
| i got last night confused with last week. ;) |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:58:02 PM PST |
| We'll you left early this morning before I got up, so I was the one that had to clear the shit up. I didn't know you were fecalpheliac. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:58:29 PM PST |
| monica legwinski wouldn't b appealin at all if she wasn't famous 4 givin head |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:59:22 PM PST |
| I had to throw my sheets away. I didn't want to explain to the cleaners why there was shit all over my sheets. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:59:55 PM PST |
| haha |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:59:55 PM PST |
| HAHAHA. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 04:00:13 PM PST |
*no reply*
damn that was good. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 04:01:11 PM PST |
| That's why we included her in on our little game. She's so lonely these days.... Someone just wrecked their car infront of my house. fucking funny shit, man. I better go check it out... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 04:04:56 PM PST |
| See you guys later.....Why do I have the hokey pokey stuck in my head? It just keeps playing over and over in my head. It's getting rediculous... Bye... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 04:05:10 PM PST |
| wut was so good? |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 04:05:35 PM PST |
| cya ty |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 04:06:03 PM PST |
the "shit on the sheets" part. hahaaa.
ty is funny. |
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| Posted by: jezebel |
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| Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 04:35:33 PM PST |
| funny like a...i can't think of anything witty to say |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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| Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 02:34:42 PM PST |
| what happened to jezebel? she's kinda cool to talk to |
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| Posted by: derrik fureel |
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