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A even funnier joke then before
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Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:17:10 AM PST
Did you hear about that 2 car crash in mexico?

It killed 20,000

hahaha
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:17:53 AM PST
hmmmmmmm how about NO
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:18:51 AM PST
HAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAA
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:20:54 AM PST
but mexican are not the ones who cram into a car worse. if you ever been to Samoa, were the "samoans" live. they cram 20-25 people into a small toyota pick up and call it air conditioning
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:24:23 AM PST
no...no they don't...you're not funny shut up
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:25:39 AM PST
mine was not supose to be funny, i am just sayin what they do on there Hot tropical island, and i think i would know. i been there befor.
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:25:52 AM PST
yeah stop lieing
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:28:12 AM PST
wow and i've been to a website about it before i should know too. are you like those kids that got sent to samoa by their parents to make them better children and then come back and tell their stories on the montel show?
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:30:03 AM PST
no, i wint with my dad to go fishing with him, they got HUGE 1000 ton tuna boats out there. And when it gets hot sometimes you can't walk on the deck becasue the bottom of your shoe starts to melt, and the samoans walk on the FROZEN tuna bare foot.
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:33:35 AM PST
damn it , i thought i had laugh at this one already. either way here i go

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAAAAAAAAA
and in spanish too, bitch!
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:54:37 AM PST
here in italy we laugh normally. y do spanish ppl have 2 laugh in a different way?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:55:45 AM PST
did you forget your brain??
we laugh like everyone else except he spell it different--DUH!!!
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:56:11 AM PST
stupid italians
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:59:18 AM PST
hey i knew dat...my brain is rite here, on the table...
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:59:40 AM PST
well we're stupid but we passed the turn! AHAHAA!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:00:28 PM PST
hahahhahahhahaha
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:00:42 PM PST
pheeshy, is your skin pale and you got blk hair?
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:00:52 PM PST
i'm glad u got it rite
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:01:26 PM PST
yea...my skin is not realy pale...maybe a bit..and i have black hair so what?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:02:46 PM PST
i wish you were pale :(
pale skin and blk hair is yummy!! i wish my skin was lighter :(
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:03:52 PM PST
ahhhhh yeah.

skin color, mine is purple
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:04:07 PM PST
haha...well gimme ya e-mail address and u'll c how pale i m
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:05:00 PM PST
i can get as dark as a mexican
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:05:29 PM PST
uhm...maybe at summa i can get dat dark...but i don't get a very good tan usually
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:05:31 PM PST
I'm as white as a texan

yee haa
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:09:06 PM PST
i'm not a dark mexican and i don't get dark in the sun just red like a fucking lobster. it's sux so much
jaryn do you live in texas?
[email protected] but i won't be able to see the pic till i get home from work.
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:09:59 PM PST
ok...i'll send it neway
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:10:57 PM PST
thanks
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:13:36 PM PST
sent it.
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:14:24 PM PST
yeah dallas area got im?
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:15:05 PM PST
but hey i don't got any pics in return :(
i'll send you a love letter or something
wanna hear something funny?
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:19:04 PM PST
hear what
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:22:45 PM PST
i'm in houston. i got aim but at home not at work. hey are you going to see goodriddance on saturday?

pheeshy:
this guy on aim said to me "send me pic, please sluggy"
so i said OK. and this guy from some other bored had sent me a pic of his cock few days back. so i sent that guy from aim the cock pic. HAHAHAHAHAHHA. he said "you fucking sick bitch, i hate you". man i thought it was the funniest thing ever! he didn't a pic of what or who so i did nothing wrong.
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:25:08 PM PST
uhm??
well i hope u won't send me ne dick pic in return!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:26:08 PM PST
yeah i'm going saturday, will you be there or something?
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:27:05 PM PST
what?? you didn't think that was funny?
nah, i won't send you the pic cause i deleted it.
shit to this day i laugh my ass off. that guy and i are cool and we usually fuck around that way so he wasn't pissed.
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:28:22 PM PST
well it's not dat i'd get pissed...but i'd b disappointed lol...
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:29:09 PM PST
i'm not sure, jaryn. i'm driving to austin tonight and we thought of driving to dallas on saturday. i'll be at the houston show on sunday. but i think it might be alil too much GR for us. the guys are fucking cool as hell and we do the same thing every time they play austn,dallas and houston. we use to do that for guttermouth but they suck now, so we stopped. do you ever drive elsewhere for a show?
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:29:52 PM PST
if i was a more expert driva i prolly would...and if my school didn't suck so much
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:30:17 PM PST
i drive to austin often to catch bands that dont come up here last time i went was swsx
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:32:48 PM PST
swsx muz b hard 2 pronounce
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:33:30 PM PST
it's pronouced southwest southwest
haha
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:34:12 PM PST
yeah alot of pple i talk to on boreds drive to austin to see alot of shows. we usually record the shows too when we go out of town.
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:35:02 PM PST
i never heard of that band.
hahaha, pheeshy you are so cute and funny.
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:36:26 PM PST
w8 till u c the pic b4 u say i'm cute...haha but w8...i gotta b yummy since i've got pale skin and dark hair
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:38:13 PM PST
YES! i've always found that atrractive in boys and girls.
it's cool regardless of how you look, your way of talking is cute!
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:43:22 PM PST
no swsx is a music festiable
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:46:57 PM PST
oh you mean south by southwest
yeah with all those bands. i been to a few before times but not last yr.
speaking of festivals i'm going to NJ for that holidays in the sun.
60bands,3days, $79 for al 3days. it's gonna be the shit!!
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:48:37 PM PST
yeah southwest southwest is what i have always heard it called

sounds like fun come to dallas and steal me for that one
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:51:41 PM PST
haha, it would be cool but i already got a bitch lined up for those days. all i gotta pay for are the airtix and show tix cause i know this man that is gonna pick us up at the airport, let us stay at his house and let us borrow his car cause the show is 1hr away from his house.
you can't beat that with a bat. hey but maybe we'll meet some day at a show.
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:58:51 PM PST
well i'll be there sat, i gtg i'm late for work
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:59:40 PM PST
ok, see you around
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
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