Guttermouth
Here's a joke
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Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 03:11:38 AM PST
Whats the biggest day of mass confusion for black people?




Fathers day in Harlem!


I'm not racist i hate everyone equally and shut up racial jokes are funny.
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Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 08:08:26 AM PST
hahahahaha
Posted by: anti-slug Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 161
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 08:08:39 AM PST
PS. do a mexican joke
Posted by: anti-slug Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 161
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 08:20:56 AM PST
Why don't you hit a mexican on a bike?


Cause it is probably your bike.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 08:23:22 AM PST
hehehehe. another one but this time make me laugh in spanish!
Posted by: anti-slug Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 161
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 08:24:52 AM PST
How did brakedancing get invented?


Mexican's stealing hubcaps off of moving cars.
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Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 08:43:07 AM PST
mmmmmmmmm NO.
Posted by: anti-slug Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 161
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 09:39:46 AM PST
yeah sorry about that one. I was pressed to remember another joke...and that is all I could think of. I'm just the messanger for lame ass old jokes.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 10:11:42 AM PST
How do you save a black guy from drowning?





...take your foot off of his head
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:18:08 AM PST
it's ok atleast you can make jokes. i suck ass at trying to be funny.
so i just do all the laughing
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:22:18 AM PST
Why don't they teach Driver's Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in Mexico?




Cause the donkey would be to tired.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:23:28 AM PST
hahahahahahahahhahaha
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:27:27 AM PST
jajajajajajaja
you bitches gonna make me piss my panties!
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:28:26 AM PST
Why do you even wear panties?
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:30:00 AM PST
where do you hide a black guys foodstamps?








...under his work boots
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Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:31:32 AM PST
Black guy walking down the street with a parot on his shoulder walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender looks at him all suprised looking and asks, "Damn where did you get that?"
Parot turns his head and say "Africa, there are millions of em."
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:35:00 AM PST
hahahaha, both of those are good.
i'm wearing jeans so i like panties with them
dress and skirt is a no no
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:36:30 AM PST
yeah that was good but it didn't have the funny i was looking for

whats a blonde girls mating call?






I'm sooooo drunk




whats an ugly blonde girls mating call?









I SAID I'M SOOOOOOOO DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:39:27 AM PST
That is probably the best one yet. I'm going wakeboarding, yuwall take er easy now.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:49:37 AM PST
damn i can neva memba jokes....phuck it
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