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aww how sweet he just came all over her butt...
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Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 01:03:25 AM PST
since when does kissin on the mouth happen in porn?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 02:45:00 AM PST
You fucking crack me up stacey
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 06:21:44 AM PST
Hahah.....I think it is funny when they actually try and act. Please like I'm watching this for the plot. Just fuck and keep on a fuckin.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 06:35:15 AM PST
it's like they are going to win a emmy

what are those porn star awards called?
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 06:45:39 AM PST
I'm not exactly sure. I was watching the Playboy channel a couple of days ago and they were doing some type of show like one of them lame MTV award ones, but this one was from the porn awards. Now there is a crowd to get in with.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:17:43 AM PST
you know... i was actually grossed out for the first time by porn. i have never watched it alone i usually have someone with me to discuss it with. and laugh at the ugly bitches with. but last night i was alone and stoned and i almost threw up.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:18:38 AM PST
aw throw up, how sweet
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:20:11 AM PST
Oh my... what a turn on that must have been, Puke everywhere.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:21:42 AM PST
have you ever seen nasty nimphos? that is the sickest porn i have ever seen there is this bitch in there who's twat looks like a fucking horse mouth.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:22:06 AM PST
stacey puking after a guy came on her butt

fuck that turns me on
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:23:13 AM PST
She needs to get a Jelly Donut.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:23:45 AM PST
hehehheheheheheehehee cum on my butt... i don't think i would vomit from that. unless i was getting butt raped.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:25:09 AM PST
you know many people are jacking off to your post now?

haha
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:25:57 AM PST
EEEWWWWWW let me send you a picture of my butt and you can wipe your cum off with it.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:26:14 AM PST
ummm maybe only you
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:27:27 AM PST
yes i'm jacking off and typing on the guttermouth board

nothing turns me on more then that

ohhhh did you see that picture of mark in that bra on the featured member *drools*
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:28:09 AM PST
MOM
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:29:16 AM PST
There you are! I knew you still had it in you.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 338
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:30:05 AM PST
mark is great. when i was 16 i grabbed his wee wee. sick huh? what a dumb bitch i was. i guess i still am, but not dumb enough to grab that sick fuck's junk.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:35:01 AM PST
yeah since he is old enough to be everyones dad here....yes your sick
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:36:46 AM PST
i didn't know how old he was, JESUS! and my hand had no where to go he jumped on top of the crowd and i was like AAAHHH don't want to get crushed so i shoved my hand between his theighs.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:38:09 AM PST
hahahahha
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:38:43 AM PST
thats fucking disgusting. i'm over this thread...yep thats it for me on this one
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:39:21 AM PST
you just said you grabbed it and now your saying you accidently touch it

haha
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:41:34 AM PST
i love mark and his hairy body.
but he has become so uptight now about me pulling his shorts down.
where have the days of sticking drum sticks up his ass and hide the penis games gone...............
Posted by: slug Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 423
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:42:53 AM PST
mark is a swell guy but i am 18. i would like to hump him just once though i bet that would be an adventure.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:43:40 AM PST
yeah a father/daughter adventure

haha
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:44:39 AM PST
hahaa...how comes u were watchin a porn movie staycee?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:46:01 AM PST
because i like porn a whole lot. it is great i get a fucking KICk out of it. and i want to learn stuff... you know??
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:47:29 AM PST
you know for when guttermouth comes back to town

:) lol
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:48:34 AM PST
YEAH gonna get that old man mark the time of his life.... shaaawiiing.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:49:37 AM PST
make sure hes comes on your butt
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:50:18 AM PST
and do u get video cassettes or u r well off with the tv stuff?
hahah
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:50:50 AM PST
hell yeah!!!


i am going to finger his butt.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:51:25 AM PST
it was a video.


i just grossed my self out thinking of marks narst butt.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:51:49 AM PST
nothing more like 40 year old cum on your butt

ask stacey
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:52:05 AM PST
lol...so u go in sexy shops askin 4 porn videos? r u dat desper8ed?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:52:14 AM PST
porn is ok when it's free!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:54:37 AM PST
no my friend works at this place called empress it is a strip club and she works in the store part and get 2 free rentals a night and she can have any of the discounted ones.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:55:11 AM PST
damn sounds cool! and wut kinda porns do u preder
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:55:22 AM PST
i onviously meant "prefer"
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:55:37 AM PST
i obviously meant "obviously"
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:55:38 AM PST
Thats insane stacey
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:56:53 AM PST
i like the ones that aren't cheap. my favorite one of all time is back stage sluts 2. lynne strait is in that one and i LOVE him.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:58:10 AM PST
a guy named lynne? damn it's weird...he's prolly got a bigga dick than me though, i won't spend ne time dissin him
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:58:22 AM PST
rocco siffredi is our pride!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 11:58:52 AM PST
name your fav porn stars
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:00:31 PM PST
uhm...we have an italian porn star who's very famous here...her name's selen...and we also have this guy named rocco siffredi who i think is famous worldwide
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:00:46 PM PST
i don't know any of their names... but there was this girl in back stage sluts the first one and she was the prettiest thing i have ever seen before. and she licked pussy like to other and she was like oh yeah you like that OH YEAH OH YEAH and she spit in the girl pussy GOD it was hot. anyways i should find out who she is and tell you guys she is great.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:01:54 PM PST
like NO OTHER not to other...
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:02:19 PM PST
hahah...i dunno y but watchin galz lickin out each otha doesn't turn me on. it's like...somethin i can't get fun from
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:02:52 PM PST
Ron Jarami(dam he is old
Jenna Jameson(mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:03:03 PM PST
we've got this CULT porn movie..."moana & cicciolina ai mondiali"
i've seen a part of it...it's very funny
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:03:16 PM PST
haha jenna jameson! i know her
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:03:41 PM PST
well wut bout john holmes...a famous italian group made a song bout him
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:04:49 PM PST
jenna jameson's boobs are too big. and they are ugly but she makes cute little sounds.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:05:57 PM PST
anyone heard of gague?
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:06:02 PM PST
lol...u r an expert...hey!!! i luv da way wifey gives head
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:06:15 PM PST
gague? nope
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:06:24 PM PST
so you do know names, how about

hmmmmmmmm let me think...

hmmmmmm.....
.....
.....
Choela Jones... i think
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 55 Replies posted: 2283
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:06:46 PM PST
it's chloe jones
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:07:46 PM PST
i'm outta here ENJOY YOUR DAY!
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 12:08:58 PM PST
lol...ok cya staycee
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 01:48:27 PM PST
my friends taped themselves having sex. i would like to find that tape and watch it mmmmmmmmmm
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 01:50:39 PM PST
i'm gonna do that with my girlfriend i just have to find a blank tape...cuz i don't want to tape over christmas 2001
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 01:51:39 PM PST
awww what a great way to romance a bitch... why can't i find a guy like that?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 01:53:52 PM PST
romance her? fuck that i eneded that on the 6 month mark. its now 14 month mark i feel we need to spice it up a bit
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 01:54:53 PM PST
14 MONTHS!?!?!! what the fuck? how the hell can you do that shit?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 01:59:26 PM PST
i don't know i just did and still am doing it but summers commin' up so i think she might get goin soon
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 02:16:01 PM PST
derrick, derrick, derrick...tsk tsk tsk!

if she's giving it up regular you should treat
her like a queen, as long as she realizes who the king is
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 153
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 02:18:46 PM PST
oh i know she knows who the king is she's a beaner like that. she cooks and cleans and everything
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 02:20:12 PM PST
is her name slug?
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 153
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 02:20:43 PM PST
no actually her name is roxanne like the song...
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 02:30:05 PM PST
good 4 ya man
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 02:30:20 PM PST
haha
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 16 Replies posted: 515
Friday, June 14th 2002 @ 02:30:52 PM PST
damn u r always here...i can't reply datcha WHOOP! strike back
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
Saturday, June 15th 2002 @ 04:32:52 PM PST
I like to cum on her face and then use the family dog to clean her off... Here, Fido!
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 1205
Saturday, June 15th 2002 @ 06:02:38 PM PST
Why dont you use your cat
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Saturday, June 15th 2002 @ 06:12:44 PM PST
OH MY, JARYN!!! haven't you ever let a kitty lick you??? they have awfully rough tounges!! it is almost like sandpaper! ooh geez.. oh OHHH YIKES!
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 2211
Saturday, June 15th 2002 @ 07:51:30 PM PST
Because I disowned my cat because he bit me and scratched me all the time. Why you gotta bring up old shit? It makes me sad thinking that my cat never loved me...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 30 Replies posted: 1205
Saturday, June 15th 2002 @ 09:20:07 PM PST
damnit ty

Post something funny on the board
Posted by: Jaryn Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 219
Sunday, June 16th 2002 @ 06:50:26 AM PST
cool, so in usa u call the family dog fido 2? and u write it the same way? how cool.
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 3330
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