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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:22:07 PM PST
The Drunkard gamely answers AA's Twelve Questions


1)have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?

Sure. It's called being broke, then not being broke.

2) do you wish people would mind their own business about your drinking--stop telling you what to do?

Well, yeah. First on the list would be A.A. and the list is not alphabetical.

3)Have you ever switched from one kid of a drink to another in the hopes that this would keep you from getting drunk?

To "keep me" from getting drunk? who the hell drinks in hopes of not getting drunk? these guys got it all backwards. At about midnight i switch from beer to whiskey to get me DRUNKER. Sheesh! And they claim to be alcoholics. Lightwieghts anonymous is more like it.

4)have you had to have an "eye opener" upon waking up during the last past year?

Are we talking about hair of the dog? Hey, baby like screamin'jay says, "Whatever takes away the pain has got to be right."

5) Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble?

Only when charges are pressed.

6) Have you had problems connected with drinking during the past year?

Oh HELL YEAH, try to get a properly made dirty dry martini in a sports bar and tell me you aint got a problem.

7)Has your drinking caused a problem at home?

Hey if my roomates didn't want me to drink all their beer they should have found a better hiding place.

8)Do you ever try to get "extra" drinks at a party because you do not get enough?

What the hell planet are you guys from? It's a party.The drinks are free. But only if you get to them first. what the hell is an "extra drink" abyway? It's like trying to make a hobo grasp the concept of "extra change".

9)Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want to, even though you keep getting drunk when you don't mean to?

Getting drunk when i didn't mean to? what the hell do these dumb bastards think we are doing--slipping and falling into vats of liquor? I'm pretty sure i meant it every time. And i can stop drinking anytime i want to. It's called "going to sleep".

10) Have you missed days of work or school because of drinking?

I don't like to think of it as "missing work". I never "miss" work.i like to think of them as "unscheduled mini-vacations" with cocktails.

11) Do you ever have "blackouts"?

None that i can remeber.

12) Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink?

Every red wine/cheap-whiskey hangover. Then i consult question number four and I'm right back on top.

Thanks A.A.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:22:52 PM PST
i can't defy myself an alcoholic...even though i have a weird promo card by an alcoholist thing
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:24:06 PM PST
smegma get on AIM
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:24:29 PM PST
oh...look who's here...
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:25:02 PM PST
GET AIM!
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 77 Replies posted: 1400
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:25:05 PM PST
well i think you wops, by american definitions, are all alcoholis. but i like drinking wine with every single thing i eat.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:25:40 PM PST
i'm on... aim now??!!!
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:25:47 PM PST
hahahaha thats some of the funniest shit i've ever seen
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:26:05 PM PST
well it depends. i'm not a heavy drinker...i like 2 drink sometimes. i'll improve this summer
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:27:20 PM PST
aim has been fucking with me for the past half hour, try archfiendicfury
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:28:27 PM PST
well msn is a bitch 2
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:29:42 PM PST
i don't have a problem with drinking i have a problem stopping an as for missing work or school because of drinking well..."i wouldn't exactly say i've been missin' it bob"
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:30:28 PM PST
alright fish, i am going to get that shit.... it's free right?
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:32:03 PM PST
msn? yeah...
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:36:32 PM PST
ok...angi u r gone?
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:43:32 PM PST
alright beechboy let's fucking chat
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:45:33 PM PST
ha ha ha... are you guys enemies still? or have you changed your ways? or am I just confused.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:46:05 PM PST
well u r confused and daz fo sho...
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:47:44 PM PST
i am just trying to take this to the next level, what up bitch, i should be signed on msn,.... archfiendicfury im me niglet
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:48:43 PM PST
uhm...lemme c
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 3572
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:49:44 PM PST
u should gimme ya e-mail
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:50:34 PM PST
nah how bout you just im me using that sn.....
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 03:52:04 PM PST
how can i without addin u 2 my list?
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:02:38 PM PST
exactly, you need an email to add someone to msn, pheesh, angi, and smeg what's your emails?
or just add me we can shoot the shit:

[email protected]
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:05:42 PM PST
i have aim... i am unworthy of fingering anything out right aboot new. but it's [email protected] word
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:06:36 PM PST
i don't know how this msn work so .... shitfuck
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:09:40 PM PST
it's easy man, just go to www.msn.com and download it.

it's a fucking breeze man, thats where most of us are
when you come here and ask if everyone died, etc.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:10:02 PM PST
fuck a big big bunch of msn... lame
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:11:17 PM PST
i already did that shit, so where are you at and how the fuck do i do a search for you wonderful nutbags
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:12:06 PM PST
hey smeg this might seem insane but as anyone ever
told you that tyou look like tom green, except without a beard?

maybe i'm just too wrecked but in that smeg vs. pheesh pic
you look like him to me.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:13:41 PM PST
lazer. hi.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:13:54 PM PST
well we have to be online at e same time as you, and i'm on our home laptop,
not enugh RAM to use msn, sorry dude lol
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 183
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:14:09 PM PST
no, not at all. i have, wierdly enough, been told i lokk like adam sanlder. i am terribly unphotogenic so i look different and ugly in every single one of my pics
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:15:31 PM PST
oh so i am on that msn for nothing... thanks bro
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:15:58 PM PST
space face!!! hey mama!!!
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:16:13 PM PST
lazer talks nice to me on msn. but on here.... look out.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:16:50 PM PST
hey thanks for posting that, it cracked me up... when you going to do the locals pic page?
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:16:55 PM PST
NO silly it is sTace... sheesh.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:18:20 PM PST
ya adam sandler too! hahah man! do you see the tom green thing?? its that furrowed brow!
i'm usually on msn around noon to 3 ask stace, she should
add you too!
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:19:51 PM PST
well talk to me, i should be signed on right now.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:20:06 PM PST
i looked like that bitch from the breakfast club when my hair was red molly ring what the fuck ever. sick.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:23:18 PM PST
i'll rig your molly.... but that came from where?
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:23:45 PM PST
stace i am sweet all the time to you! here and on msn!
i am certain your package was sent, so be on the lookout!

smeg i have enough pics now to do a regs page! i have 2 of stace's,
a few lgfg, maggie, limpy, you, pheesh, me, jimmy james
and a jezebel one if she's wo i think she is.
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 183
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:23:50 PM PST
jesus you should leave food for your house sitter. what the hell is this what is a bitch like me to do when her mom is in SD and no money till tomarrow? fuck i guess i will drop a few pounds tonight.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:25:11 PM PST
yeah except for when you are in character. lazer i cannot handle critism. i cry FUCKER.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:27:42 PM PST
but o people evn care about knowing who theyre talking to?
let alone, seeing what they look like? and also they will be real pics
at first but the people will start submitting multiple mes and fake
pics and it will start to suck. i've seen it happen before.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:27:44 PM PST
right arm laze, get that shit going.... what the fuck are you talking about stacey?
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:28:55 PM PST
you and me both cry you hard cock
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:29:53 PM PST
AWW YEAH they left me weed though assholes i get FUCKING WEED.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:30:39 PM PST
i am a hard cock? that is weird my snatch is dripping... the dog is licking it.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:31:00 PM PST
i care just cause it's amusing. i want to fucking show ALL THESE PUNKS WHAT A LOSER I AM. yeah
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:31:08 PM PST
you don't hav any food stace? what kind ofame are they playing!
and what do u mean by "character"? this is all unscripted reality,
i like to puff a joint and unwind here before have dinner. it's my no
brain-use time
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:31:19 PM PST
BAKE ME A FUCKING CAKE.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:31:54 PM PST
what a lucky bitch
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:32:38 PM PST
shit i want a four course meal tonight assholes will i get one NOOO fUCK i have a coupon for a free dinner at old paso i should get some steak and green beans and a patatoe mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:34:50 PM PST
you're right smeg i'm gonna do it!! stace i know you are!
i did the peanut butter and dog thing once, princess bit me
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:34:52 PM PST
smaller tits and younger limbs can cause a bit of rivalery BUT IT IS A JOB it pays a lot...
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:34:53 PM PST
sounds like a furs. well fucking come and cook with me... let's fuck make our own episode of great chefs
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:35:41 PM PST
you know what i am horny enough i wouldn't doubt myself doing that shit assmonkey
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:36:12 PM PST
OOOOOOOOOW smokin a cock yeeeaaah
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:36:31 PM PST
fuckin cock poppers woo
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:37:04 PM PST
super juicey twat
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:37:55 PM PST
yeah alright.... keep your side conversation and keep bringing it on here ... neat
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:39:10 PM PST
fo sho. need to keep myself entertained SOMEHOW i am all the way in BFE.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:41:27 PM PST
where THE FUCK is fagmo lazer at? shit just isn't right.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:42:28 PM PST
up in ya
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:43:01 PM PST
not really.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:43:31 PM PST
a brownie fudge enema? hahah
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 183
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:44:22 PM PST
aww yeah. i think these 2 dogs which are males are going to hump.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:48:08 PM PST
i thought FO SHO there would be some porno here this sucks can't even watch fucking porn i aM SICK of action asain which is the only one that i have. why the fuck are you going to work in one of those wonderful strip club stores and not have a nice porn or two sitting around?
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:56:38 PM PST
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE? assholes.

Last goodbye i'll ever say to you.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 04:58:18 PM PST
fuck, you just tallked between yourselves... bitch
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:00:18 PM PST
myselves??? i am ONE person... baby dick.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:02:25 PM PST
This is an interview with the coolest man alive. his name is R2K or Randy from an EXCELLENT band called FINCH. i love r2k.

PD: What’s the background to your music?

R: Like lyrically? I dunno it’s a mixture of like, um, its Nate. Nate writes all the lyrics, and whatever comes out of his crazy little head… (laughs)

PD: How long did it take for you guys to click?

R: Instantly. Like right when I joined it was an instant click, you know?

PD: How long have you been playing together?

R: Um, 2 years ago we started.

PD: What was your reaction when you found out you were playing the Warped Tour?

R: Fuck, I was so excited. Dude, I was really excited, like all these years before, just going to the Warped Tour, you never expect to be playing in it. And like, I dunno, it’s just awesome.

PD: What’s your favorite new punk band?

R: Favorite new punk band? Probably Brand New. Yeah, they’re amazing dude. They’re so cool.

PD: What’s in your CD player right now?

R: Uh, I think, wait, Alkaline Trio – The B-Sides.

PD: Right on, sweet. What’s it like working with Stephanie and Richard at Drive-Thru?

R: It’s awesome dude. They’re like my best friends, they’re seriously so cool. It’s like, uh, it’s exactly what you’d think it is. Like all the bands are friends, and we all go out to dinner with Richard and stuff, and sometimes we go to do fun stuff, like Disney Land.

PD: What’s the best summer song?

R: Best summer song? I think like, anything that gets you going.

PD: Hit Me Baby One More Time.

R: Definitely not dude (laughing). I think like ‘Goodbye Sky Harbor’ by Jimmy Eat World is the best all-around song – it goes with everything. That’s my favorite song of all time.

PD: What cartoon character are you most like?

R: Uh, probably like, uh, I definitely don’t know. Maybe like Bender from Futurama, because he’s a robot and so am I.

PD: You’re a robot. He stores beer in his stomach and stuff.

R: I don’t store beer, but I store other stuff – anything from cold water to a sweet new ax, so I can pull it out and rock anytime (laughing).

PD: Shakira or Britney?

R: Definitely Britney dude. Shakira, I’m just not into her.

PD: More cushion for the pushin’ dude.

R: I dunno. But – Mandy Moore.

PD: I dunno about the brown hair dude.

R: Whatever. Mandy Moore is awesome.

PD: I like her with the blonde hair better though.

R: So do I, but what are you gunna do?

PD: I’m kinda into Michelle Branch.

R: You like Michelle Branch? I’m not really into her.

PD: She plays her own instrument though.

R: True.

PD: Mandy Moore, like, stands weird.

R: Dude.

PD: She’s hot but she’s buck-legged.

R: I can’t criticize her.

PD: Alright, alright.

R: All I can say is she’s totally hot (laughing).

PD: What’s your favorite quote? Anything that describes you.

R: I dunno, I usually don’t think of quotes – but I think of songs, you know? I dunno right now, but definitely like in high school, like the whole Dude Ranch CD from Blink. That’s my life dude.

PD: Yes! Yes, dude.

R: The great thing about that CD is that every song means something to me, and like everything that Mark and Tom said like I can totally remember feeling that way all the time.

PD: Do you think they sold out?

R: Definitely not dude – I mean like why?

PD: They’re still making good albums.

R: Yeah, they’re still making good albums, and they’re still having fun and they’re doing it because they love to do it. And if you’re doing it because you love it then you’re not selling out. Even like Nsync, I mean I don’t like them but they’re doing it because they love what they do – they’re into pop and I’m not (laughing).

PD: What do you think of Boxcar?

R: I fucking love Boxcar Racer. It’s the shit. It’s funny, like – I don’t wanna sound gay or weird – but like listening to blink all my life – like middle school through high school, you can relate to them in a lot of ways. And it’s weird that Tom comes out with a project that sounds more like what we’re doing, and it’s like they’re growing with me. So I think that’s really cool.

PD: Like they’re going on with you.

R: Yeah, it’s like that. But I also like Jimmy Eat World and stuff like that – Clarity is such an awesome CD.

PD: Do you like Cheshire Cat?

R: I fucking love Cheshire Cat dude, that’s the first album I heard, you know? They used to play at my high school.

PD: That’s so lucky.

R: They weren’t even big back then, not even like when they had Dude Ranch. They were just, uh, they were probably like as big as The Starting Line or someone like that. I heard their songs and shit, and when I heard they were playing a concert at my school, I freaked out. I got so excited, I couldn’t even watch it cuz I worked myself sick over it. I was throwing up in the bushes and shit, I had to go to the nurse’s office. It sucked.

PD: What’s your favorite song on that CD?

R: I dunno, I fucking love that whole CD – it used to be Ben Wah Balls but I dunno. Like M&M’s and Carousel are staple songs.

PD: So going back to Drive-Thru, what would you say is your favorite band on the label?

R: I dunno. I like all the bands – I love the new Rx Bandits, and the new Something Corporate, the new Home Grown, the new Starting Line and the new Allister. They’re all awesome. Something Corporate rules.

PD: They bring a great new sound, but so do you guys.

R: Yeah, we weren’t going for any kind of punk. We used to play like rock, like a Deftones kinda thing. And I always listened to Blink and shit, and Jimmy Eat World, and I wanted to do something different. Not to get away from it, just to try something new, and with the other guys’ backgrounds, it just like created our sound and it doesn’t sound like anything we really came from.

PD: You hit that gray area.

R: Yeah.

PD: Well, that’s probably it. Thanks a lot dude.

R: Rock on guys!
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:03:00 PM PST
well if i were to lok at you i'b betting i would be seeing two
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:05:16 PM PST
ok fagmo and baby dick dont cut it stace when
we are talking about love and respect for each other
and you say i criticize you!!

hahaha she's stoned on their weed! hahah
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:05:28 PM PST
yeah cause you are a drunk fuck.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:06:16 PM PST
ok sorry lazer i fucking take it back jesus. i want you to apologize to me too son.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:09:10 PM PST
is ft. collins near you smegmasNIffer.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:09:40 PM PST
?
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:11:22 PM PST
i like a more gritty kind of music, basically my tunes haha
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 183
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:11:28 PM PST
no not really...it's about a 4.5 hour drive.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:12:34 PM PST
but i am soon to be back on the front range ....
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:13:09 PM PST
ooh lazer.... finch is great. they all hate me though. cept for the singer and the drummer they are good men.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:14:14 PM PST
what the fuck is the front range? i am going to go to the greater phoenix metro area and go clubbing.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:14:36 PM PST
oh i see
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:15:54 PM PST
what do you see smegma? shit i hope i can get people to come over even though it is all the way in Butt fuck egypt. my ass doesn't seem to want to move
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:17:01 PM PST
the front range of dolorado... state term i guess... it's the eastern flat half.... east of the rockies... wooo haaa metro areas... i miss them mack units
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:18:07 PM PST
OOOH i found 3 porns... the boss' wife, in da booty, and hot women that love hot cars.... hmmmmm which should i watch first???
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:24:06 PM PST
since none of you are going to help me out i came to the conclusion that the women on the cover of hot women that love hot cars is the ugliest bitch ever so that is out. so now i have it down to 2....
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:32:02 PM PST
try

anal

tight

ass.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:33:11 PM PST
if you want my fucking attention don't be shy.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:34:54 PM PST
this is good shit. better then porn i must say so myself.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:35:41 PM PST
how am i being shy? pffff this bitch is never shy.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:52:31 PM PST
i am going to have to assume my ass is doomed for this evening to be bored and hot. my friend said call kc... but where is my phone? how on earth am i going to get a hold of anyone if i can't find my phone? this hurts.
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Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 05:54:59 PM PST
at least i got porn and grumpy old men... and this fat O here aww yeah.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 23 Replies posted: 2253
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 06:15:47 PM PST
cyber it
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 183
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 06:18:02 PM PST
what lazer?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner Topics started: 23 Replies posted: 2253
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