Guttermouth
so...you come here often?
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Wednesday, June 12th 2002 @ 04:44:14 PM PST
why can't more boys use ridiculous corny lines like these. they entertain me.
Posted by: jezebel Topics started: 26 Replies posted: 833
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 10:51:14 AM PST
How about 'so, can I cum on you often?' Does that work for you?
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Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 1360
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 11:00:20 AM PST
bitch, it aint sucking itself
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 48 Replies posted: 1965
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 11:04:09 AM PST
That's a good one. You just stare at a girl at the bar until she says why are you staring at me like that...... Well, it ain't gonna suck it's self...... I prefer a more modern method of just beating them over the head repeatedly with a blunt object and dragging their skanky asses out of the bar by their hair......
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 1360
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 11:04:52 AM PST
why?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 48 Replies posted: 1965
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 11:17:05 AM PST
I don't know why. I mean I don't actually know what to do with them after I drag them out of the bar so I just leave them there by the door and go back and do it again and again until there aren't any girls left in the bar. Then I get bored and go home.
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 1360
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 11:22:38 AM PST
well you plant that little thing you call a dick in their vagina, thrust multiple times(if you can)and copulate. that is what i would do with them instead of walking back into the bar and working on another girl to dissapoint.
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 48 Replies posted: 1965
Thursday, June 13th 2002 @ 11:51:51 AM PST
I don't dissapoint them. I just bludgeon them. And what you described sounds kinda gross, But I thik i like the sound of it. maybe I'll try it sometime. I should I continue beating them unconcious before I do this..... thing... to them?
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 1360
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