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Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:42:18 PM PST
FUCK YOU Related URL: http://FUCK YOU
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:43:00 PM PST
SMEGMA! calm down
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:43:38 PM PST
FUCK YOU BITCH.....or wait... i meen I LOVE YOU
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:44:17 PM PST
bitch? excuse me? i will eat you for breakfast.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:44:23 PM PST
smegasaurus, ol' pal, sup, buddy... i mean, i don't know you
Posted by: Kirk Cameron	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 55
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:46:21 PM PST
fucky you spunk on mom. bangle i am the cream in your coffee.
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:46:53 PM PST
who the fuck are you durk?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:48:16 PM PST
smegma...lick me
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:48:41 PM PST
im your pal or i mean, i dont know you... im not Mark Summers, if that's what youre thinking
Posted by: Kirk Cameron	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 55
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:49:10 PM PST
DON'T LIE!
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:49:31 PM PST
...yeah, sorry... it's me Mark Summers
Posted by: Kirk Cameron	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 55
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:49:51 PM PST
marks summers is cool tho.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:50:10 PM PST
...I am?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:50:21 PM PST
who the hell..is Kirk Cameron?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:50:27 PM PST
Is that Sonny?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:50:33 PM PST
Crazy guy
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:51:39 PM PST
mark..
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:52:06 PM PST
can you fucking brown star my boner? right up your ass... yeah!!!! what's up gives hummers?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:53:05 PM PST
Gives Hummers? Smegasaurus, you're a great guy...and creative too. Did anyone suspect me of being Pogue Mahone?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:53:23 PM PST
fuck you
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:53:54 PM PST
Sure, I do it all the time.
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:54:22 PM PST
smegma why do you keep saying that are you mad or something?? need some lovin?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:55:55 PM PST
oh man i am heartstruck now. spank you cark. i will never forget you
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:56:33 PM PST
fuck yeah i need some loving
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:57:25 PM PST
ok... cool
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:58:03 PM PST
well fuck, you offering or just fucking asking?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:58:40 PM PST
i would offer but that is sort of weird.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 07:58:50 PM PST
I'm offering...but only to myself... cuz you said "fuck you." was the imperative or interrogative?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:02:03 PM PST
"was the"?? fuck grammar allstar.was the suppost to be a fucking question or was the a fucking grammr idiocy?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:02:44 PM PST
...dude, relax... i'm your friend. i'm on your side. call me 228-822-9800
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:03:09 PM PST
was the suppost to be funny? was the ...... FUCK YOU
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:03:29 PM PST
smegmaa you make me laugh.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:03:55 PM PST
HOLY SHIT i can't stop laughing..
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:04:07 PM PST
is the your real number? fuck
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:05:21 PM PST
you make no sense.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:05:35 PM PST
DUDE, DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD PUT MY REAL NUMBER ON THE GUTTERMOUTH BORED SO YOU COULD CALL ME??!??!?!?!?! Yeah, so give me a call, guy.
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:05:49 PM PST
call this number (310)548-9893 wait how do i erase that number
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 57	Replies posted: 2301
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:06:06 PM PST
i'm gonna call you. HAHAHAHAA I AM SO ANNOYING AHAHAHHAHAAA
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:06:17 PM PST
you can't... but i will not call it... unless... it's pizza hut
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:07:10 PM PST
that not my number though i picked one from thje phone book
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 57	Replies posted: 2301
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:07:38 PM PST
fuck, i make sense in my own little fucking world. god-damn it i can not stop thinking about getting some loving from the patriotic cock
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:07:42 PM PST
and the number i put up isn't my real number... but it was my old workplace number... before they laid me... off
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:08:14 PM PST
pizza hut sucks i called the one down my street and ordered a pizza and hung up and then it never came. so i called back and the bastards say "oh we don't deliver to you" it was less then a mile from my house too fucking asshole.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:09:38 PM PST
smegma loves me.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:10:25 PM PST
everyone loves Stace-stace
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:12:18 PM PST
fuck how bout you give me a call turbo.. (970)-241-6441 yes i do love you hard cock stars and stripes
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:12:19 PM PST
and i love EVERYONE...
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:12:48 PM PST
oi oi is the noise oi oi
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 57	Replies posted: 2301
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:13:22 PM PST
Smegasaurus, I'm not turbo. Mark Summers Millennium Edition is. Wait until he's on before you offer your angus manbeef.
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:13:43 PM PST
hey call me... (520)322-5080
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:13:53 PM PST
why can't i be the only one?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:14:33 PM PST
call me (420)420-Now1
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 57	Replies posted: 2301
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:14:55 PM PST
i love you in a different way
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:15:17 PM PST
fuck a bunch of price smart
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:15:21 PM PST
cuz you're just too gregorius...is that the write word? Pogue, where are you, honey?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:16:34 PM PST
gabba gabba hey punk is here to stay hey ho, lets go sniffing glue all day
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 57	Replies posted: 2301
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:17:03 PM PST
fuck you
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:17:30 PM PST
hey, smegleg...fuck you
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:17:46 PM PST
i gave you a taste of your own medicine
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:18:25 PM PST
are you saying fuck you to me smeg? that hurts. i thought we were meant to be.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:18:36 PM PST
oh alright.
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:19:54 PM PST
we are meant to be beautiful. i just don't enjot price smart too much
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:19:55 PM PST
how dare you.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:20:35 PM PST
...Hmmmm, you pissed off Stace-stace, scrambled smeggs.
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:20:55 PM PST
price smart?? what is that?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:21:36 PM PST
Yeah, i thought it was Petsmart
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:21:46 PM PST
that's the fucking # you gave me wench
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:22:15 PM PST
YOU STOLE MY WORD! ONLY I CAN SAY WENCH!
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:22:23 PM PST
OOH THAT IS PETSMART YOU CALLED!?!?!! that ismy work...
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:22:40 PM PST
oh was it... guess the tunes were too loud ......fuck petsmart also
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:23:06 PM PST
damn i am sorry jeez.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:23:20 PM PST
5204038762
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:23:29 PM PST
so where were you wench?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:24:49 PM PST
petsmart closes at 7 i got off at 2
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:25:03 PM PST
...okay, you can borrow that word, Smegular... but i want it back in a while
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:27:54 PM PST
5207909505
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:28:09 PM PST
i get off just thinking of you
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:28:09 PM PST
guess who?!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:28:47 PM PST
you?
Posted by: Signature	Topics started: 57	Replies posted: 2301
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:28:57 PM PST
Heeey sexxxxxy
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:28:57 PM PST
Leash-leash!
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:29:09 PM PST
oh is this a private thread??haha
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:29:36 PM PST
want to get off all over my face?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:29:47 PM PST
hey we have a sexxxxxy in common
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:32:09 PM PST
...ataris...2 of em
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:33:19 PM PST
i love stacey...i will marry her and then i will have mad lucious sexxxxxxxxxx with her.yes its true.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:33:29 PM PST
mark why did you stop talking to me do you hate me or something? fucker
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:34:06 PM PST
I AM GONNA GET FUCKIN LAID
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:34:09 PM PST
i can produce multiple pearl necklaces and topographical maps of hawaii
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:35:14 PM PST
thats disgusting! topographical maps of hawaii..jebus
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:35:20 PM PST
you are amazzing.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:36:26 PM PST
i'm all about killing cops... all you hardcore ladies, you hear that?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:37:20 PM PST
i didnt shoot the deputy.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:38:08 PM PST
i shot that fucker... in the nards... with my penis... i mean, my gun... aka my penis
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:38:42 PM PST
but the sherriff got a free map upon his face
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:38:51 PM PST
hmmmm mark hmmmm...thats umm hardcore
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:39:26 PM PST
i am the sherrif
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:40:25 PM PST
i think Kirk shall return... he's very nice...
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:40:34 PM PST
hahah woah!!! this is a crazy thread..we really know how to umm party..ok i'm shutting up.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:42:02 PM PST
did you go to prom missy? did you get some action?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:43:17 PM PST
i shall smother kirk with pearls also.... he's my other bitch
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:43:18 PM PST
read on her journ-journ
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:44:36 PM PST
520 248 4361 call me.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:44:40 PM PST
mark can you post the site?? i dont feel like it..
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:46:40 PM PST
228 896 4939
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:47:03 PM PST
LEASH-LEASH's JOURN-JOURN Related URL: http://www.deadjournal.com/users/thriftyxleasha
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:48:57 PM PST
hahahaha that was you wench....
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:49:21 PM PST
she jkust called me
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:49:40 PM PST
wait call 5204038762
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:50:24 PM PST
who just called who? what the hell is going on here?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:50:32 PM PST
that was nikki she is cute
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:51:02 PM PST
hahahahhaaa this is cool i hope he calls isaac too
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:51:24 PM PST
you gonna fucking phone sex me or what ? haha
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:52:37 PM PST
phone sex me..hahaha that was hilarious..wlike take a phone to your ass or something?anybody look at my journal??
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:52:54 PM PST
shiiit i don't know how to have phone sex i like it when i hear a sexy voice talks dirty to me i fucking MASTURBATE
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:53:02 PM PST
bitch, FUCK YOU.
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:54:21 PM PST
was that directed towards moi?? why smega what came over you..i thought we were in love? i must cry now.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:54:24 PM PST
why?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:54:26 PM PST
oh wait i repent... so very very sorry
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:55:27 PM PST
smeg my number is up there why haven't you called?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:56:06 PM PST
he doesn't know his numbers...
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 08:58:20 PM PST
ok ok i still love you :)
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:00:39 PM PST
it's probably one of you damn friends again.... i aint made out of long distance
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:00:59 PM PST
why did smegma call nikki and not me?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:01:13 PM PST
isaac or some shit
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:01:43 PM PST
i aint got the money to call long distance.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:01:44 PM PST
cause that was the damn # you gave me punk
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:02:36 PM PST
whose nikki?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:03:08 PM PST
my number is up there i promise.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:03:41 PM PST
228 896 7192 ...ask for Sonny
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:04:08 PM PST
nikki is my best friend
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:06:46 PM PST
miss jodie i want to see a pic of you from prom SHOW ME.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:07:07 PM PST
oh...and you posted her number???hahahahaah classic. hey i thought i was your best buddy? oh wait nm i'm your bed buddy...hehe my mistake
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:07:52 PM PST
you're my bed buddy, Leash-leash!
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:08:17 PM PST
i havent got them yet missy...i have to take more pics so i can get it developed and then i have to wait for someone to scan them for me hahaha but hopefully soon.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:08:56 PM PST
wow i feel popular! 2 people like me.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:10:19 PM PST
Hey! I count as 6 people...after all, I have 6 bored names.
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:12:01 PM PST
do you really?? jebus
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:12:21 PM PST
Yes, I'm Lazer, for one.
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:13:40 PM PST
smegma?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:13:50 PM PST
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:14:03 PM PST
did he leave?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:14:25 PM PST
I think so. Did I say that out loud?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:15:30 PM PST
no i think he is still around.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:16:08 PM PST
what?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:16:45 PM PST
smegma's voice is hot.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:16:56 PM PST
well i'm gonna get going...buh bye
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 2	Replies posted: 499
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:17:05 PM PST
sure fuckin is
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:20:57 PM PST
why did jodie just leave that is not so cool
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:22:11 PM PST
FUCK YOU
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:22:39 PM PST
why?? i love you though. that is gay.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:23:23 PM PST
...She has to sleep...she has school tomorrow.
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:24:18 PM PST
and i don't have school... EVER! but my ataris cd will arrive tomorrow... so i must be awake to thank the mailman with a crisp handshake.
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:24:21 PM PST
that is gay school sucks. it is only 930 though...
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:25:22 PM PST
yeah, well, her bedtime is 9:30, i guess?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:25:39 PM PST
THE CHUCKIE HAS SPOKEN... whoa, i said someone's name. whose was it?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:25:57 PM PST
i have to go back this fucking next semester. it will be fucking great i guess
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:27:17 PM PST
Awwwwwwww, Smeg, do you need shitty piano music and a hug?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:27:33 PM PST
I AM GONNA BUY A FAT SACK OF HERB BROTHA's
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:28:25 PM PST
I AM GONNA FUCK SMEGMASNIFFER
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:29:16 PM PST
nah i just need to stab you in the fucking neck with a god-damn no.5 rebar. but other than that i am cool. thanks for asking buddy
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:31:35 PM PST
i am ready anytime sexy ass lady
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:31:47 PM PST
Now, Smeg Brady, I'm your friend. You know that?
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:33:42 PM PST
ooh good. i am gonna go buy me some weeeed
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:34:22 PM PST
hey smeg IM me sometime i am mrkoselhasnochin talk to you fags later
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:35:08 PM PST
Smeg is my best friend. Fuck his sitcom with Pheesh. I want to have a sitcom with him. Then I could yell "SMMMMEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!" in my Judge Reinhold voice.
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:35:21 PM PST
wow thanks pal, i know you're my bro, hey can you sport me a ticket to tuscon?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:36:42 PM PST
and i'll say wow, that guys a fag in my spicoli voice
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:37:51 PM PST
I have relatives in Tucson actually. They could spring for it. They don't know what I look like...so they'll buy a ticket for me, and you can go...But you have to have a way to get to Mississippi. Just claim to be one of my cousins from Tucson, and my grandma will buy your ticket. But you'll need a way to get to Tucson. Ooh, call my aunt and uncle in Tucson and tell them you're me. Then they will spring for the ticket. But you need a way to get to Mississippi...hmmmmm....
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:39:49 PM PST
alright stacey..... see you online sometime
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:40:22 PM PST
IM me too, Beer Smeg... brainfr33zy
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:42:13 PM PST
hmmm if i had a fucking way to get to tuscon i wouldn't have to go to mississippi...hhmmmmmmm maybe i'll just do a skatepark tour of the fucking four corner states
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:44:51 PM PST
oh, Smegghead...oh, is that so? FUCK YOU
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:46:09 PM PST
YEAH that's the fucking spirit. I was wondering when i was going to rub off on ya bitch.
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:46:35 PM PST
yes, you've made me into a man, and you didn't have to use your fist
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:46:43 PM PST
on my asshole
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 09:46:52 PM PST
rather, in my asshole
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:05:03 PM PST
nigger can you take my drawls off first?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:15:40 PM PST
if there weren't clothes there would be so many disease don't you think?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:17:26 PM PST
this thread got OUT OF CONTROLL
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:18:35 PM PST
SSMMMMMEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! (in Judge Reinhold voice)
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:19:30 PM PST
i think there is a lot of diseases anyways... clothes or not.
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:23:57 PM PST
BUT there would be more. jeez KEEP YOUR PANTS ON
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:26:11 PM PST
well how am i going to get my dick in your ass then?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:27:07 PM PST
wait i take it back.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:29:30 PM PST
i hope you can take it all
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:30:55 PM PST
Jesus, Smeg... You are Jesus.
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:35:28 PM PST
i hope i can...
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:39:02 PM PST
christ
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:39:48 PM PST
3 bong hits and i am fuckin stoned... wait i think i will be in 2 more bong hits... 6 hits and i am stoooned.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:40:07 PM PST
yep, you are... you're the coolest dude in town... even cooler than JR
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:47:26 PM PST
FUCK YOU
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:48:34 PM PST
hey, smeg... i said you were cooler than JR take it easy
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:49:40 PM PST
HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAA look how bad ass smeg is....
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:51:10 PM PST
oh come on now star, don't give me a big head, i already have a boner
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:52:10 PM PST
how did you get a boner?
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:52:58 PM PST
aladdin, where's my loaf..? Related URL: http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/geliebter2/pe/kec/aladdin/aladd...
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 10:54:15 PM PST
oh man, fuck , that pic of you with the trash bag on your head..... rock hard
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:00:49 PM PST
hahhahahahaa....
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:04:51 PM PST
that pic of me in the donkey... rock even harder
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:06:39 PM PST
CHA CHA I LOV YOU
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:07:08 PM PST
And I love you as well, Stace-stace... rock even harder again
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition	Topics started: 0	Replies posted: 42
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:09:31 PM PST
i'm still rock hard
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:09:50 PM PST
Hey, I want to join in on the fun.
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Suede Jacket	Topics started: 4	Replies posted: 157
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:12:28 PM PST
i am DRipping WEt from looking at your finger...
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:14:16 PM PST
Is anyone up for a Jacket friend?
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Suede Jacket	Topics started: 4	Replies posted: 157
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:14:33 PM PST
I HATE JACKETS.
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:15:26 PM PST
Awww...you don't like jackets... not even a suede one?
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Suede Jacket	Topics started: 4	Replies posted: 157
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:23:23 PM PST
nope
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:24:10 PM PST
Oh...shit... But I have a heart now.
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Suede Jacket	Topics started: 4	Replies posted: 157
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:24:39 PM PST
NOYOUDON'T
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:25:57 PM PST
Yes, I do. I can love again.
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Suede Jacket	Topics started: 4	Replies posted: 157
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:26:40 PM PST
YAY!
Posted by: Star Spangled Boner	Topics started: 22	Replies posted: 2211
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:27:50 PM PST
YAY! Now I will build a new house. A pink one. Cuz now I like pink.
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Suede Jacket	Topics started: 4	Replies posted: 157
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:27:58 PM PST
a suede one... what are you a fucking suave fucking spic mr hummer?
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:29:56 PM PST
I'm not Mr. Hummer. I'm Kirk Cameron's Suede Jacket from the show "Growing Pains."
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Suede Jacket	Topics started: 4	Replies posted: 157
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:34:32 PM PST
fuck you
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 2nd 2002 @ 11:35:35 PM PST
FUCK YOU, SIR!
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Suede Jacket	Topics started: 4	Replies posted: 157
Sunday, June 9th 2002 @ 11:26:44 AM PST
oh wear a rubber if you get behind her
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 9th 2002 @ 04:47:17 PM PST
Fuck... You?
Posted by: _toast_rocks	Topics started: 9	Replies posted: 243
Sunday, June 9th 2002 @ 06:44:30 PM PST
nah fuck all yall
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965
Sunday, June 9th 2002 @ 06:46:04 PM PST
dude, weak... fuck you, by a margin.
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 81	Replies posted: 2773
Sunday, June 9th 2002 @ 06:48:18 PM PST
nope fuck all thr spic shit
Posted by: smegmasniffer	Topics started: 48	Replies posted: 1965

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