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you know what i love? (this is a sarcastic title you retard!)

Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 01:29:55 AM PST
when i buy a new game and i install it. my computer meets the minimum specs, however i have graphic problems. so i email the people who make the game and i say:

'hi, i am having graphic problems with your game. i have downloaded the latest drivers for my card, plx hepl.'

and they reply with:

'hi, plx download the latest drivers for your video card or else our game will not work properly, thanks!'

thanks for the pre written email you dumb faggot, sure helped alot! even though i'll buy the next game you produce, god damn i hate you clancy.
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Posted by: las pantimedias
Do it for the Kids
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 07:37:49 AM PST
which game?
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Posted by: jimmy james
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 08:17:21 AM PST
It's the game makes you shut the fuck up. I like that game.
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Posted by: THE REDHEADED GIRL
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 08:21:27 AM PST
red alert 3's comin out, that's gonna rock ass
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Posted by: durp
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 09:03:58 AM PST
Red Alert was gay. They used the same engine to make Dune, Warcraft, Spacecraft, fyck Im sick with thees stupid games.

Can't wait till Fallout 3. FALLOUT RUUULLEESS!!!!
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Posted by: Economizt
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 09:38:06 AM PST
*starcraft
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Posted by: Ben Harwood
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 10:55:41 PM PST
hey redhead, have you ever thought about making sense cause that would probably help your cause of trying to talk shit on the 'net' probably won't in reality cause you're a fagblasted big ball of stupid just rolling around in your dumbfuckery pretending your curves are 'hot'. shut up slut
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Posted by: jimmy james
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 10:59:36 PM PST
i cant get The Sims 2 to run on my bad boy
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 10:59:54 PM PST
hahahaha
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Posted by: jimmy james
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:01:26 PM PST
i cant get The Sims 2 to run on my bad boy

Posted by: Mark Summers


chris was wanting that but he said he doesnt think it would run on our computer, something about graphics something-or-nuther
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:01:55 PM PST
yeah, i have the specs...but it just wont run...

p.s. its a pirated version
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:03:28 PM PST
i wouldn't imagine sims2 has that high of requirements, if you need a new vid card you can get them cheap as fuck hell you could get an nvidia 5200 for well under 80 bucks and it will run it perfectly fine..i ran doom 3 with no lag on one. so that tells you what you might need kris.
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Posted by: jimmy james
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:04:04 PM PST
yeah, the requirements arent too high...however, it DOES take up a lot of space...like 3-4 gigs
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:04:48 PM PST
holy shit that's a lot.
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Posted by: jimmy james
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:05:12 PM PST
i like you steven, but i hate you.
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:06:44 PM PST
it's amazing isn't it?
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Posted by: jimmy james
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:07:28 PM PST
stfu steven, mm, food
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:08:08 PM PST
thanks jimbo

chris really likes games like the sims and stuff like that

he's lookin forward to some game where you run a movie studio, it comes out sometime in the next year or two

after christmas maybe we'll get him whatever he needs to run Sims 2
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:08:54 PM PST
i cannot fucking WAIT for halo 2...jimbo, youre gay
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:10:04 PM PST
my computer would die and never work again if i tried to put anything like that on mine. it wouldn't even download hey jim. retarded ass computer. it's not even old.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:10:28 PM PST
no problem also you might want to upgrade your ram. depending on what you have. if he was talking graphics you probably have like 256 it wouldn't be a bad idea to pick up two sticks of corsair 256 = 512 haha. anyway..yea
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Posted by: jimmy james
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:11:15 PM PST
fuck halo 2 you know i hate halo cause it's gay and you like chugging asscum poncho 'eric estrada isnt my name' valenquez
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Posted by: jimmy james
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:17:00 PM PST
yeah I added one stick of RAM before Chris ever moved here, and I think he picked up a stick that he'd left at his moms when he was there last week

I dont think it was a problem with havin enough memory

I cant really remember what he said

Im a bad girlfriend
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:19:08 PM PST
arent we all
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:20:30 PM PST
arent we all
Posted by: Mark Summers

actually I heard you were a great girlfriend

I aspire to be like you
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:22:32 PM PST
WHO SAID THAT? i'm a shitty girlfriend, ask anyone
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:23:11 PM PST
sneed said you were awesome

he's always throwin you up in my face
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:23:30 PM PST
hahaha, omg to2lly
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:26:05 PM PST
"kris, why cant you luv me like summers does"....sneed

"I dont know...I hate myself...I deserve death"....kris

"yeah, hurry up and die you old fuck so I can give my love to summers completely".....sneed

"boo hooo hooooo" kris
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:27:53 PM PST
hahahaha, jesus christ, and here i was thinking he was madly in love with Owen "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hart
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:29:32 PM PST
nope just you...and I for one am tired of keepin his secret
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:35:53 PM PST
hahaha, tell him i have THE NEW OFFSPRING RECORD JUST FOR HIM
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:37:15 PM PST
goddamn, he'll splooge everywhere

I'll leave you to clean it up
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:39:24 PM PST
well, i dont really have one, but i can record one, it cant be that hard.

oh, cheap shot at the offspring...
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:39:42 PM PST
i need sl3333p
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:39:48 PM PST
g00d n16ht
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Wednesday, September 29th 2004 @ 11:40:59 PM PST
nite, babydoll
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:06:11 AM PST
game is rome total war

i had a nice pirated version of sims 2 as well. it was mildly amusing trying to get your dude laid but after that its lame.
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Posted by: las pantimedias
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 07:56:23 AM PST
ive been playing sims2 alot, making people get trapped in rooms with just a toilet a phone and a fridge and making them go crazy. also making men have alien babies.
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Posted by: punksdoitfaster
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 08:16:22 AM PST
what a fuckin retard.
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Posted by: blood redhead
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 11:23:56 AM PST
youre just upset cuz youre out of the loop and poor and cant afford a computer game
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 11:25:00 AM PST
I can't afford???? ahahahahahahaha how do you think I became the cow that I am today????????
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Posted by: blood redhead
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 11:25:49 AM PST
It takes money to be fat, ya know.
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Posted by: blood redhead
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 11:27:20 AM PST
Fuck your loopS~~ I have people who jump through loops all day for me, why would care about your loops??
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Posted by: blood redhead
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 11:41:09 AM PST
what a fuckin retard.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 11:42:37 AM PST
at least I can take a joke..... go fuck your dad, whorrrrrrrrrrre.
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Posted by: blood redhead
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:12:50 PM PST
Statistically, in all states, obeisity is, by a wide margin, more prevalent among the lower income classes.
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Posted by: Economizt
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:16:06 PM PST
exactly...cuz rich people can afford gastro-bypass and/or liposuction and also expensive dietary supplements
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:17:59 PM PST
and they go to gyms and have personal trainers.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:18:28 PM PST
that too
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:19:19 PM PST
the link with bodyfat and wealth disapeared loooong time ago in the West.

We all know redhead is a fat trailer trash fuck who sells her food stamps for cheap beer and chips.
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Posted by: Economizt
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:20:06 PM PST
how true
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:24:03 PM PST
i am so glad i'm not a redhead.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:37:12 PM PST
then you would be freckled like a dirty spotted creature
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:39:29 PM PST
Some redheads are very cute. Most are richidly ugly.
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Posted by: Economizt
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:39:49 PM PST
nasty. and really pastey.

i'm pale enough as it is cause my hair is naturally dark blonde. i can't imagine being a redhead.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:42:36 PM PST
well it's not as much the pale skin as the frickles. And the chubbyness.
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Posted by: Economizt
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:44:47 PM PST
and the neverending annoyance (if that is a word.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:46:00 PM PST
Im not pale, i have a few freckles but not the ugly body covering kind

I was born a blonde, I just evolved into the Red Goodness
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:46:51 PM PST
My ex's grandma was polish and she thought redheads were possesed by the devil.

And if I think about all the redheads I've met in my life, they were all anoying. And ugly.
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Posted by: Economizt
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:47:27 PM PST
HMPH
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:48:16 PM PST
oh i thought there was just one redhead on this board.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 12:54:28 PM PST
there is only one THE REDHEAD...well there are some false THE REDHEADS too

but I am a chick with red hair
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 01:47:36 PM PST
Oh god, that was the lamest attempt to try to belittle me ever on this board. I have seen some drop dead ugly fuckin redhead's before... like that one bitch on "Don't be a menace while drinking your juice in the hood". She was that white skinny ass freckly girl with the hippy glasses on.... OH FUCK!!! That was sick as fuck!! I am not the pale, freckly, stringy hair type. You guys can talk this and talk that, but I get hit on all the time .... so as far as I am concerned all of your input is irrelevant to me. ahahahahahaha
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Posted by: blood redhead
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 01:54:29 PM PST
creating a conveyer belt spoon is whats relevant to you
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Posted by: Mycocksaknot
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 02:06:24 PM PST
If that was true, I wouldn't be beating off the guys all the time.
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Posted by: blood redhead
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:12:33 PM PST
if by guys you mean flys from the excess amount of food on your table that you havn't finished in one sitting but plan too cause you're fat...you'd be right beth
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Posted by: jimmy james
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:19:53 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHx3875983579283753
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Posted by: Jodie Sweetin
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:20:48 PM PST
beth is definitely a fat girl's name.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:22:43 PM PST
scientists say youre not supposed to name your child bertha.
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Posted by: Jodie Sweetin
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:23:36 PM PST
bertha is like the ugliest name there is.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:24:01 PM PST
so is steven and melba
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Posted by: jimmy james
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:24:54 PM PST
what's so bad about steven? melba is pretty bad.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:25:18 PM PST
naming your girl steven? theres a huge problem with that!
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Posted by: jimmy james
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:26:51 PM PST
hahah i would name my girl something cuddly like mistake.
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Posted by: Jodie Sweetin
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:26:58 PM PST
oh i thought we were talking about names in general. my bad.

i've heard of a girl being named stevie before.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:27:03 PM PST
or id name her pro-choice
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Posted by: Jodie Sweetin
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:28:10 PM PST
or .. Hanger Resistant (insert lastname)
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Posted by: WagonBurner
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:29:56 PM PST
i didn't get that. i seriously thought about it and drew a blank.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:31:05 PM PST
hanger resistant? dont you know how they got rid of unwanted little niggers back in the day? POKEY POKE STAB THE FUCK OUTTA EM.
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Posted by: Jodie Sweetin
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:31:46 PM PST
oh yeahhhh.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 06:32:53 PM PST
you use a coat hanger to abort a child you dont want.

step 1 un-ravel a coat hanger
2. cram it up the desired vagina
3.jab in and out till the unwanted baby is dead
4. wait for dead fetus to fall out
5. go on with life
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Posted by: WagonBurner
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 07:24:41 PM PST
beth is definitely a fat girl's name.
Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX

whoa there, enough with the insults...beth is part of my first name

not all redheads are pasty, freckly, gross chicks

and

not all Beths are fat
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Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 07:30:25 PM PST
try not to take it so personally.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 07:32:03 PM PST
my screenname looks really huge when it is quoted.
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Posted by: XxXBITCHXxX
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 10:51:19 PM PST
wagon burner is obviously a frustrated faggot who's never been with a woman. he may have once sucked off his male gym teacher but he's never actually tasted a cunt, or even tongued one.
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Posted by: Comicbook Guy
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 11:02:06 PM PST
derrr derrrr derrrrrr, another boring comment, go make some fake videos, fag
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Posted by: Mark Summers
Thursday, September 30th 2004 @ 11:07:15 PM PST
oh shit, did you run away pwnt and frightened? youre such a pussy
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Posted by: Mark Summers
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