what is the best way to wake up my knocked out fag friend

try salami

SIT ON HIS FACE!! ITS THE ULTIMATE!!!

you can

poop on them
pee on them
fart on them
poor liquids or condiments on them
draw on them
light them on fire
cut their hair
molest them
steal their money
etc etc

try etc etc

yeah, a pussy...thats what i meant by pussy duh

i say you shit on her face

nothing like a freshly birthed steaming grogan in the eye

you have balls don't deny it ballsack mctesties

i wish i had a pussy

--summers

dude i will fart on her that is the problem solver

hey summs, you got a good chance of nailing this broad

chicks that admit to farting are easy

ahhahasha chicks that fart rock

OMG, GROSS! STACEY AND I ARE LIKE BROTHERS...but come to think of it, i bet she would be awesome in the sack. :-p mmmmm

ever

summers youd take anything with two tits and a hole!

summers would take...a hole

summers, chill dude

i swear jimbo, you're fuckin worthless...lazer walks all over you, bitch

petes just a normal man trying to make his way in this cruel cruel world

summers...you better shut the fuck up !

or i will syk my fist on your FACE!

sounds super!

will i fit in now?

yes hatch many grogans all over her face, and remember

Project: Grogan, coming soon

whats up with all the bitterness towards bruse sprinstein

or bruce lee

pete is involved in a gay relationship with lazer, which is fine, but summers has issues with this

personally, i believe that bruce and lazer should be allowed to wed if that is what they wish

whatever homosexual activities go on in their home is their business, as long as they dont bother me

hi stace! finally recognize i'm here faggot thanks how bout i punch you in the asshole and see what happens!

that was weird

dude joe i totally noticed you and you rock like a fucking hot ass

im totally crushin all up ons, stacey

fuckn twat

HAHAHAHA no you're still the rock-in-est mangirl on the board

next to leash-leash

robard robardinson and son ahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha

campbell, open your mouth only when your master aka lazer's cock tells you to...i swear, you are fucking dead to me until you trash that shit religion you got and join the good fight, god dammit. FUCKIN DEAD, you hear me?

i am so not a man i am a lady you fucking douche

well i work at the Federal Bank of Ass Kicking and im about to liquidate your assets in the form of an axe to the knee

consider your account...AXED

hahah good e-times, this is like it use to be everyone fucked up just getitng home from maybe partying or in summers case sucking dick, and just talking shit. it's fun

washing your gina everyday is overrated besides, if you're fishing and you have no bait you can just swing your ass over the water and watch em' fly

yeah, jimbo, dont talk about old times, apparently you forgot how it was. you disgust me...you pathetic fuck...GET OUTTA MY FACE!

im going to bed

fuck you tunyon robertson (say it like i say bruce campbell)

drama really sucks thats why smoking rocks it totally zeros that shit out HUH

are you really agry bruce lee

im gonna go masturbate onto a picture of you, bruce...cuz its all i have now...you are merely a shell of the man you once were, and it pains me

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO! :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(

maybe angy jerk JEEZS

fuck jesus christ...THERE IS NO CHRIST!

i am drooling so much is sickens my belly

I FORGOT THE R ASSHOLE

but seriously bruce lee i think you rock the mostest

i'll pelt you with more than that, you dicksniffin cahbin copay. you're fucking afraid of a 20-something year old photoshop 'artiste' with a heroin problem that he magically overcame and now writes lame-ass shitty misfits industrial songs about it while claiming to be a badass musician...

seriously, dude, fuck you and grow a spine, you yellow-bellied cowturd.

i still rock teh mostest x8 with a side of you know it

dude, campbell, youre a fuckin mort-x-4 and im gonna go to sleep

l8z, bitches

nice to see you again, stacey, sorry to be a pussy and fag out early, but its 3:30am

fuck now i'm all alone talking to myself

i fucking hate you guys

here fuck

but bruce in like 3 months and 29 days i will be 21

hey right on happy birthday in 3months and 29 days

fuckin dudley rollin

2 fucking 1 you know what that means you have to come down and see this bitch really is a fucking bitch

dudley rollin pt. 2: the sequel

i read you if that's what you're asking

dudley 'xxx' rollin

HAHAHAHAH

aaron 'the mole' neville

HAHAHA THE MOLE such a classic

you're something alright and i can CLEARLY vouch for your drunken fun, remember mexico and the pool? inside joke..really

high off life HAAAAAAAA

ok lets do this fucking mexican style

mexican style is the only way in god awful az

no fucking shit

youre gay

bruce lee

i need a smoke.

ohkay what's with the bruce lee thing, i bet you still like 'the line' or 'finch' whoever your favorite gay band was

hahahahaha, pwnt, shes probably gotten into saddle creek bands i.e. CURSIVE, Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley, The Faint, Desaparecidos

or the used taking back sunday and sugarcult

the used are good :(

tbs are excellent

sugarcult? wtf gay

you assholes.

2015

by the way i'm writing a new book called...

'make love the bruce campbell way' seriously look

hey

i actually listen to a lot of 80's like a dumb bitch

HAHAHAH i love people that write biographies about themselves like someone else wrote it Hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

why do you keep saying you're a dumb bitch, i mean we already know that but you're flinging it around like nobodys business

i think stacey is kinda smart...i mean, i'm a genius

i'm just wondering it's neat!

i just had to drink tap water, and it is not good

it tastes like three day old luke warm dirty asshole

what, i have coolness? i thought i was sooooo 2002.

espeacially when it is in a tall delicous cup like mine

what the fuck did you just say? i'm sorry, maybe i can only read things that make sense?

i can't wait to do kareoke again do you realize how much it rocks?

neil diamond rocks

the only diamond that rocks is the one i used to cut your fucking face open...

hahahahahhahahah


p.s. not funny you girl

fuckin dudley 'the mole' neville-rollin mort-x-4 greedo max niggertop chink ass slope

you're boring

hi i'm stinky pits, i'm gay, and i still ♥ cock

--Stinky Pits

no, i'm bi

stinky pits thinks he's the guy that comes onto message boards and 'wins you over with originality and charm' it doesn't work, we already did it, fuck off bitch

why are you worried about jimmy james gaysped?

what you got for me, gaymarstevens?

i knew it shit for brains

well, this 'shit for brains' is sticking his dick into your dead mom

you havn't known shit cocksuck

Az. nigro

HAH, you wish, i live in BC, fag

you being gay

if my dick in your ass is gay, then i'm gaying you up too

that's not my ass


that's two pillows

do it up, see your gayness later!

come on bruce lee i am not that computer literate

that's true, a little too much credit there

dude..who the fuck are you pits.

bruce lee and mark summers you rock the most i will miss you a fucking lot like i miss shitting and i do really miss shitting ( i suck at taking a poop for reals) you are really the coolest boys besides the man i hump

hahaha stacey you're a fuckin trip alright

PSSSh, STACEY, i am cooler than the man you hump...and if my cock was 2000 miles long, i'd be honored if you hizumped that piece of wang...but my cock's only 2 inches

me and him are fucking BFF

hahaa, bruce campbell < *

detective fish,you don't know shit farning forn guppster mcfillerton

WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING DETECTIVE FISH, NOOB, I'VE KILLED FAGS LIKE YOU FOR LESS THAN THAT

i think bruce is like 8th best now.

kill yourself for being less than gay

bruce lee is always #1 you fucking loose cunts

stacey my cunt is tight like a fuckin pair of new underwear bought by jimbo's mom

damn right i'm number one douchequeen

i got the 411 on you nigga

my mom's always buying undies two sizes to small, it's like festive christmas ham awaiting christmas morning.

and fucking mark summers i talk about you in the showers

i don't like showering naked :(

fag

you should do it because it is easier to masterbate

i just masturbated like 10 minutes ago

jimbo, if facesitting is the ultimate, you are the ultimate gay

fuckin aaron 'the mole' neville

that always breaks the ice at parties..just yelling out in a drunken stupidity 'FACE SITTNG FUCKING RULES *hi-five some random person*'

FACESITTING IS THE ULTIMATE! someone sit on my face.

not you cha cha you rock

then i ate some fish

cnacer cause masturnation

i ate some dick

karate is fucking gay
and it is for stupid pussies

don't neglect the balls

tell that to chuck norris, he'll fuck your ass up he's got some pretty kickass stretch pants with the crotch shit, his own personal edition.

i ate some cheetos and pizza i am on a fucking great diet with some booze and ass

bushido blade is just make believe

fuckin dumby bruce lee trained chuck norris.

jackie chan (cartoon version) > jackie chan (real life version)

truueee trueee

dan right!

the only reason you can even talk shit is because bruce lee is dead he would be 1000000000 times stronger if he was still around fuck chuck norris JERKKKKKK

stacey, fun fact: white people > asian mudraces

even bruce lee's son is dead, i guess that family wasn't meant to be

hahahahahaha, speaking of sons and lees and norris and sidekicks...what about chuck norris's young friend in the movie "sidekicks"...he's dead too...looks like Walker, Texas Ranger is next...

i hope travette survives...and wilford brimley (he has high blood sugar)

i totallly snorted i laughed so hard at you jerks I HAT E YOU

his little sidekick died? was he the one from that show starseek or seaquest or some shit?

yeah hahahahahahahhahahahaha

he wont be on any more "seaquests"

lets go i only know how to block BITCH and poke your eyes our fagy

oo, stacey, youre turning me on...makin me all sweaty...

like aaron 'tm' neville

dude..lets do it july 30th.

do IT?

OMG, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE...except for JULY 30th.

shut up i will murder you assasin style i hate typing i think i should stop

bob sacamano*

hey don't stress JERK at me yorwich. i'll fuckin kill you

but i am an assiness BITCH

holy shit i am drunk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE RICKSTER MINUS CARLSON!!!!!!

SHRODEZ - CARLTON BANKS = SUNKEN SCUBA SEAQUEST CORPSE

my cats asleep on top of my computer monitor...i wish she was named Silver Spoons

i like penis that is like bruce lees penis but better

GOD DAMN FUCK BRUCE LEE, i hate azns like whoa

dude silver spoons was so badass, remember his dad who owned something that bought enough money for a train going through the house? HAHAHAHA so fucking gay

ITS B.O.B. SACAMANO!!!!!!!!!!!

azns are better than whities fucking whitey mc whiiterson

I vacuum 17 times a day.

bruce lee is a stud with a fuckin cock that doesn't stop

i never vaccuum it's pretty overrated as well!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH look at that little faggot's face...its so innocent, full of wonder, like that only achieved in the face of a child...or a boy with a cock up his ass

not to mention pretty decent cars, i wouldn't buy one though

I think they have small penii in order for the penii to fit in the relatively small shaft of the vacuum cleaner.

my azns peni is rather large and for reals i want it RIGHT NOW bye.

fuckin muggleborns

you better hope detective chester knoblock is in that book, you can't write him outta your history like you just wrote him outta your life..faggot

bruce lee doesn't have shit on jean claude plus i didn't see a huge ogerish bump on lee's head either, so he pretty much wins that battle

bob, vaccuums go out way too early, i've already gone through three and i havnt vaccuumed more than 2 times in my house.

later stace

bye bye you silly silly boys your silly

naa that's just your penis summers

HAHAHAH i agree!

all the random 'it was cold..and we were hungry so we decided to stop by tom's bagel shop and get a bite to eat, he wispered in my ear..something i had yearned for every day since the last time we met working on the murphy case' etc etc

hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahaha, the murphy case...its been the case they've been workin on since day 1

we could go to book signing worldwide and dress up like cops, and actually just do security for it and people will go in to get their books signed and nobody will be there it'll be a big joke hahaha that's a good idea actually

hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah, fuckin bliiiiitzed like a shroeder on silver spoons 23/7

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

alright dudley rollin, i'm out for tonight have a good one!

dude wait, remember sinbad's character before you go

hahahahahhaah fuck

i could of sworn it was just like chief lomax or something stupid we thought of

haha, no, dude, Sinbad was another cop...he wasnt the chief...

and i remember the villain was gonna be Bruce Vilanch HAHAHAHA

the chief's name was lomax...i dont think you ever gave him a first name though...but Sinbad was the cop friend of stewbie/knobz...

and he was simply a patrolman

All Hitler ever wanted was a reliable vacuum cleaner for his apartment.

*sigh*

if only someone bought him one.

next to leash-leash
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